What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:19 AM

Yeah, the feamle pharmacist thing is tough. I had a severe sexual problem at one point which kept me in a constant state of arousal. I went into a pharmacy and of course there were TWO not just one females running the joint....worse, they owned it! I gathered up every ounce of courage I had and explained my condition to them and asked what they could do for me. They went into the back for a minute and then came out and the older one said they could give me seven thousand dollars and a half interest in the store.

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 09:02 AM

I overheard a conversation between an old lady and a drug store clerk. :Young man..do you sell Viagra?"
"Yes ma'm we do."
"Do they really work?"

"Yes it really does."

"Can you get it "over the counter?"
"I could if I took two!"

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:04 PM

Both funnies (Spaw and Kendall) DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:10 PM

hay Spaw, how about a laugh in? We could do a humor workshop on the song page on an off night..Maybe we could talk Art into coming too? Catch as catch can, no holds barred?

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Jim Krause
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 03:11 PM

EEEEWWWW YUK! Never use 'em

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Kim C
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 05:21 PM

Oh, y'all! Even before I went on the Pill back in the Jurassic age I bought all my own contraceptives. Of course, I did go very far away from home so I wouldn't run into anyone I knew............

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 06:46 PM

Ah ha, Kim C. so you know whereof Spaw and I speak!

Remember the scene in "The Graduate" when Dustin Hoffman was buying condoms? Very funny.

DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 06:59 PM

Yeah Kendall....I think we need to get Art too and a few others.....like Bill's droll wit.

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 02:33 PM

moonie,
I think I can solve your problem. See, you're not supposed to wear it. Your partner is. Putting it on or in you to get it on ....nevermind.

Someone at my local pharmacy has hung the dental floss packets and condoms side by side. Of course people move them around on those rods. To get ultra-fine waxed peppermint floss, I have to dig through a gross of assorted colors, flavors, sizes, etc. Embarrassing, especially when a neighbor walks in and I am cradling 10 or so condom packs and contemplating others.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Kim C
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 05:24 PM

Yeah, you fill em up with water and throw em off the roof.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:13 PM

Wellp, all kidding aside, boyz 'n' girlz, if you're sexually active -- particularly with more than one person and not in a monogamous relationship -- usin' 'em is better than the alternative.

Having had more than one friend die of AIDS and having several who've been living with it for years, I don't want to make light of the fact that they're a necessary evil if one is out there in the "scene." Granted, most of us on Mudcat aren't, or we wouldn't be here, glued to our computers, from which the most we can catch is a serious case of eyestrain. But ... I would very much hate all the 'eeeuuws' and 'icks' to keep even one person from practicing safe sex if that's what their own, very particular situation demands.

So, kids ... if you go out in the rain, be sure and wear your rubbers...

WW, Samurai Mama Rama

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:17 PM

Wellp, all kidding aside, boyz 'n' girlz, if you're sexually active -- particularly with more than one person and not in a monogamous relationship -- usin' 'em is better than the alternative.

Having had more than one friend die of AIDS and having several who've been living with it for years, I don't want to make light of the fact that they're a necessary evil if one is out there in the "scene." Granted, most of us on Mudcat aren't, or we wouldn't be here, glued to our computers, from which the most we can catch is a serious case of eyestrain. But ... I would very much hate all the 'eeeuuws' and 'icks' to keep even one person from practicing safe sex if that's what their own, very particular situation demands.

So, kids ... if you go out in the rain, be sure and wear your rubbers...

WW, Samurai Mama Rama

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:25 PM

Hey once was enough WW....I know I don't want any of that Andromeda Strain stuff on Joe Smackers, but its not possible anymore at all. But you do have a point.

HEY SINS......Doncha' hate that stuff? Consider that I do all the shopping around here too and people are still staring as I compare size, price, absorbency and all that on "pads and plugs." Lemme' give you one even worse. One of our cats is a Cornish Rex ( the curly haired things that look like ratbatcats) and they are susceptible to yeast infections on the skin and in the ears. SO.........as you're checking out with 6 tubes of Monistat 7.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:26 PM

WyoWoman: I've lost some good friends to AIDS too, and you are right. Somebody said one time (it would be interesting to actually know who), "better safe than sorry."

DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:28 PM

Better idea...keep it in yer pants.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:47 PM

Well, MBO, that's good advice. I take it you are a supporter of the phrase, "Just say no." Es so?

DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 10:50 PM

Like Radiohead says TRUE LOVE WAITS

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:00 PM

Right on, MBO! DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: GUEST,boogerfinger
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:34 PM

im just looking for one the does not smell like burnning rubber.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Oct 00 - 11:41 PM

Well try to remember that when you have your dick in your mouth that its not a cigarette and don't light it.

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 13 Oct 00 - 12:11 AM

Mbo, et al, It must be comforting to live in such a black and white world, and to know so clearly that you are right. I've never inhabited such a place and generally find human beings to be more complex than this ...

WW

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Ely
Date: 13 Oct 00 - 02:04 AM

Maybe I'm just a cold fish, but I find the complexities of humanity plenty interesting in hands-off situations.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Oct 00 - 07:19 AM

kendall,

I believe the original origin of your middle aged women quote was Mr. Benjamin Franklin. Judging from the portraits I've seen of him, I think he's the one who should have been grateful.

Carol

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