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BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska

Rapparee 18 Aug 18 - 10:32 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Aug 18 - 10:32 PM

The problem is loose moose. You can run into one on a bicycle (happened to a doctor here) and it may or may not stomp you to bits. Hit one with a motorcycle and spend time in the Emergency Department. Hit one with a car or truck and you get a new vehicle and possibly get to meet folks at the hospital. Hit one with a train and you get mooseburger. In some places you can salvage the meat as a kind of pity prize for your own damages.


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 12:38 AM

My uncle hit a deer in the Quantocks...
..as he was driving his transit van, it went straight in the back, then home to his big frezer...
Dunno if he ate the bruised bits, sold them to ciderered up blind drunk blokes down the pub, or fed them to his dogs...


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 12:46 AM

I'm now wondering if he'd have done the same thing
if he'd run down a pedestrian on that road...????

.. he was the most hard core deep rural old world country dweller in our family


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Jos
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 04:29 AM

I was told some time ago that if you find dead pheasants, deer etc. on the road you are allowed to take them and eat them, but if you accidentally kill a pheasant or deer you are not allowed to keep it as that would count as poaching.
Can anyone confirm this?


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 04:39 AM

I heard the same thing, Jos. In fact, I'm sure I read it in a newspaper.


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 05:45 PM

Jos that use to be the case in Pennsylvania and nys. Now they come out take pictures make sure you were not drinking etc and let you take it. Far as deer my mrs totaled three cars with them running out. I think that’s why they issue five or six permits permits per hunter. We have an explosion of them here because of all the food and farmland


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 05:49 PM

In Alaska they take the moose and donate it to the homeless shelter you cannot keep it. Usually damage is really bad and lots of people have been killed. Not like a deer you smash up your car pretty good but a moose is like hitting a cement wall


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 05:52 PM

Really nice big deer here around 180 lbs. Alaska moose 1800 + lbs


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 05:59 PM

Hey rap do you want a box of my 45-70 hardcast. I just made several boxes medium load easy on the shoulder but at 1580 fps work great . These will not lead any barrel as they are rated to 2000 fps


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 06:00 PM

What is this. Who makes chocolate moose lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 09:11 PM

Sure. You'll need my physical address; I'll pm it to you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 09:34 PM

"My uncle hit a deer in the Quantocks..."

That deer has my sympathy. I once got hit in the Gorbals. Bloody painful it was too...


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 10:12 PM

Lol awesome steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 10:12 PM

Need your address rap


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 10:27 PM

If you hunt or want bear protection mine own are superb. I will send them in a buffalo bore box but they are not buffalo bore. I use the best hardcast 405 , starline brass and 38.5 grains of imr 4198 powder. It’s a medium not max load but devastating on game


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 19 Aug 18 - 10:28 PM

Won’t hurt your shoulder


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 20 Aug 18 - 10:48 AM

It sounds to me as though we should say sod the starving Africans. Lets offer political immunity to Mooses.


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 20 Aug 18 - 11:33 AM

I'd like to see a genetically engineered cross between a moose and a grizzly bear..

Now that'd be a predator requiring a change of underpants
if you ever came face to face with one...


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 20 Aug 18 - 12:40 PM

Big al we could ask trump


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Aug 18 - 02:07 PM

BIG Al, the acoustic qualities of Moose antler is remarkably penetrating in that it is more porous than wood but immensely stronger, hard and loud.
Be the first to have a Moses, Mossad, I mean Moose antler Uke.


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Aug 18 - 02:19 PM

How about the cutest most vicious predator cross - 1/2 Kodiak Bear and Panda.


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Jos
Date: 21 Aug 18 - 02:37 PM

If you crossed a horse with a swordfish or a narwhal, would you get a unicorn?


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: EBarnacle
Date: 22 Aug 18 - 01:36 AM

Would the steaks taste good? Or would it be protected species?


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Aug 18 - 06:31 AM

No moose is good moose....


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 23 Aug 18 - 08:04 PM

https://youtu.be/4uPXHggbCTY


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Subject: RE: BS: Yay I got a moose permit for nome Alaska
From: olddude
Date: 23 Aug 18 - 08:08 PM

https://youtu.be/pN5PmOS34hI

These guys are Canadian


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