BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion

Subject: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Wesley S
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 04:03 PM

Many of us have noted an increase in some rather unsavory behavior here at the Mudcat. Logic and reason used to be the soup de jour of Mudcat discussions – but sadly this is no longer true. We've got trouble. Right here in Mudcat City. With a capital C and a capitol N and it spells out Neo-Con. How can you tell that's you've entered the Neo-Con Zone and you're talking with one of THEM ? Here are a few ways to tell :

1 – Fuzzy logic
2 – Unreasonable fear of "them"
3 – Faded bumper sticker that says "My country – love it or leave it"
4 - Strange spasms whenever the names Bill, Hillary or Ted are mentioned
5 – Total disregard for the poor
6- T-shirts that say "Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out"
7 – When they run out of ideas they just shout louder
8 – When they run out of ideas they use profanity
9 – Everything that ever went wrong can be blames on "them liberals"
10 – They never met a tax they were willing to pay

I'm sure there are a lot more. If you think of any please pass them along.

Don't get me wrong. Most neo-cons { and you know the exceptions } are likeable people – you just don't want to talk politics with them. They don't foam at the mouth unless you mention the UN, the ACLU or Planned Parenthood.

So if you run into a Neo-con on the Mudcat – just love them the best you can. It will confuse the hell out of them.

ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 05:04 PM

Bashing Conservatives on a specific issue is one thing, but dedicating threads to it belittles and demeans this forum. There are some conservatives here and it is becoming very unpleasant.

Yours, Aye. Dave


Semper ubi sububi.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Wesley S
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 05:34 PM

11- Humorless

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 06:22 PM

12- Most start with "GUEST,...."

13- They would rather attack the messenger than the message...

14- They delight in long "Tropic of Cancer" length cut-n-post crap from well financed eing-nut blogs...

15- They do not read very well...

16- If they really screw up, they just reinvent themself as yet another GUEST...

17- Most don't have to work because they post all day long...

18- According to the Wes Ginny Slide Rule clearly 75% suffer from polymorphorphous guilt syndrome...

19- They are way to serious and need to chill, but

20- Half of them actually have or had mom's who think they're just great...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 06:23 PM

"Semper ubi sububi."

And I always do. Fruit of the Looms.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 06:24 PM

Tibi seris, tibi metis.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Jeri
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 07:03 PM

Nope...not enough hatred here yet.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 07:09 PM

Dave - Really - I'm sorry you didn't see the humor in my post. I never thought anyone would take it seriously. Some of my best friends are conservative - including my brother.

But in a website full of Shatner, Chongo, John from Hull, Martin Gibson and Shambles ramblings, you really think THIS thread "belittles and demeans this forum" ???? Oh my goodness!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 07:15 PM

I am a conservative. I'm not in the least offended by your thread, Wesley.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Alba
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 08:07 PM

Threads started by neo nazi groups belittle and demean this Forum.*
Let's just get a bit of a prospective going here!!!

Wesley's Thread is humor. Remember humor..It's something that makes you smile when you stop to read and see the funny things in a post. Pissed off is what you get when the Threads* that should be taken very seriously (and in fact anywhere else would be clicked into cyber oblivion) aren't. Plenty threads have been started on the Mudcat by neo cons targeting Liberals with no attempt at humor at all!

I thought it was funny Wes:)

Me transmitte sursum, caledoni!

Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 10:22 PM

In Hoc Signo Vinces...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 06 - 10:52 PM

Non republicanii carborundum, anyway.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 12:08 AM

Eh?
Rex Graeciam duas pulchras filias habuit----

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: michaelr
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 01:15 AM

Gawd, people still use Esperanto!?!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Once Famous
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 01:18 PM

This thread is completely humorless. It's originator has many hang-ups and issues.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Amos
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 02:35 PM

There goes MG, projecting his skull-blasts onto others.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: CapriUni
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 02:49 PM

From Garrison Kiellor, many, many many years ago (if I recall correctly):

Everyone has a sense of humor. It's just that not everyone has your sense of humor.

(or something to that effect)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: kendall
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 02:59 PM

It makes a difference whose ox is gored.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 03:06 PM

Fruit of the Loom? I am a Penman's man myself. I find the FOTL kinda like the old Brunswick Hotel built well over a hundred years ago. I'll stop right there. I'll just say that customer satisfaction was, ah, er, lacking.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: bobad
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 03:12 PM

Penman's gnu ? I would have thought that as a maritimer you would support and be supported by Stanfields.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 03:22 PM

"Hillary." What a lovely name. "Hillary." Say it again. "Hillary." It brightens up your whole day just saying it. "Hillary." "Hillary." "Hillary."

Mmmmmmm....good!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: bobad
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 03:26 PM

Hillary Harmony has a nice alliterative ring to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Amos
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 03:46 PM

Little Hawk is going from bad to worse....first it was Shatner, then that awful poet McGonagall, and now he wants to endorse Hillary with transcendental phrases? My Gawd, he must be going through an especially hard time!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 03:49 PM

Damn straight. Using "Hillary" as a daily mantra can have really dramatic effects on one's consciousness. I mean, look what it did for Bill (Clinton, not Shatner).

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 03:50 PM

Stanfields? Same deal as FOTL and the Brunswick hotel... no ballroom and ya can't dance in the bar. Hey... I would support the local economy if it could support me.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 03:58 PM

Penman's? Get a life!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: jimmyt
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 04:29 PM

21, conservatives know when to use"to" and when to use "too" as opposed to my good buddy Bobert in his #19.

My mom thought I was just great, but is that not a mom thing? I had no idea...

I think the Wes Ginny sliderule needs to be retired to the Smithsonian and replaced with the Georgia Cakalator; guicker, more accurate and easily carried in your bib overalls.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: GUEST,Ruggie
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 04:43 PM

Ah been tryin' ta git one o' them Georgia Cakalotors fer years. On account of Ah needs to cakalate mah chances with the gal over t' the Seven-Eleven store. Ah figger with the raht cakalations she will be mahn by Valentine's Day!

I seen a liberal once, but they tends to avoid mah neck o' the woods.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 05:54 PM

Sorry Wesley was in a humourless mood when I posted ;-) Guess you dont read Latin either LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 05:57 PM

"Guess you dont read Latin either LOL"

I do. Just that it doesn't mean anything to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 05:58 PM

FOTL? Get a dick!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 05:58 PM

Just like this thread Peace... Have Fun Mate

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 06:01 PM

"FOTL?"

Friends of the Lantern? Foes of the Lugubriousness? IS THAT LATIN?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 06:12 PM

No... you said "Fruit of the Looms". I had some. Now, even though I am of Irish descent, I shouldn't have that problem with me shorts being short of, ah, accomodation.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 06:20 PM

Wow - when someone the caliber of a Martin Gibson says that you have "hang-ups and issues" - that's high praise indeed. It's funny how one little compliment can just make your day. It's little like Hitler telling you that you have anger issues.

Speaking of calibers - what's smaller than a .22 ?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Once Famous
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 06:21 PM

There goes, Amos. Just obsessing about me because of his hate for a dissenting voice to his complete bullshit.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 06:25 PM

Wesley... you prick... you should have to issue a warning before a post like that... I gotta get a cloth to clean this up... hahahaha.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 06:31 PM

FOTL = Found Out Too Late

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 06:37 PM

The most offensive acronym of all is NFL. Trust me. Any Lithuanian knows in a heartbeat just what that is all about.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 07:02 PM

"Speaking of calibers - what's smaller than a .22 ?"

.177 air rifle.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: GUEST,G
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 07:21 PM

Speaking as a Conservative, I do not find this thread offensive but somewhat erroneous with regard to the first post....

Wesley S, Neocons ARE Conservatives also. You obviously have confused them with Dems. Simply change the word "Neo-con" to Democrat and the accuracy of this thread will be restored.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 08:09 PM

Thanks, JimmyT, but the Wes Ginny Slide Rule has been secretly plotting to put poor ol' me in the Smithsonian.... I think the P-Vine might be in on it as well...

Now that's the blues...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 06 - 08:09 PM

I read somewhere that there is a 2 mm. Google it if ya want.

I would guess that's about a .08

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Once Famous
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 06:55 PM

Now your talking about Wesley's putz. Or is that a pee shooter?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Wesley S
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 09:16 AM

WOW - Not that's a retort right up there with "I know you are but what am I??" Really junior high stuff.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 10:15 AM

"...Lasciate ogni speranza voi che entrate..."

"Pluritas non est ponenda, sine necessitate"

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 10:22 AM

...Lasciate ogni speranza voi che entrate..."

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: WooBerry
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 10:42 AM

I am a conservative, and while I don't find the post offensive, I find it very tiresome, and boring. I live in MA so I hear the same thing day in and day out from people who are not trying to make jokes, and it gets really old. This is why I wouldn't bother posting on the non music threads. If you want to pick some group to make fun of, try your own group. I find them also to be very humorless.

Semper ubi sub ubi is not real latin, because wear as in don clothing is not the same word as wear (as in a slang word for clothing in Latin)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 10:48 AM

O si bili, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O nobili, demis trux
Si vats enim, causen dux.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Neo-con invasion
From: Greg F.
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 11:08 AM

I find them also to be very humorless.

There's nothing funny about what the BuShites are doing to the country- and to the world, Woo. Picture's pretty grim.

That may have something to do with it.

And if you're a REAL conservative, you should be pretty upset yourself at the BuShite's antics, no?