BS: Fire crew aid in penis operation

Subject: RE: BS: Fire crew aid in penis operation
From: Rowan
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 02:26 AM

In ancient Greece, if a man caught someone having sex with his wife, he could apply the customary punishment of shoving a radish up his arse. ... Sadly for Greek adulterers, their radishes were about 10 inches long and 2 inches diameter, and quite probably fatal.

Puts the song Ring of fire in a new light. And you'd want to make sure any grinder, mini or not, was watercooled.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: Fire crew aid in penis operation
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Dec 07 - 08:29 AM

Some of these hardware devices might make effective ornaments for Moorish Dance teams, especially if bells were attached to the rings.

The next came in was Kris Kringle,
Who told everyone he was single,
And then he started to mingle,
As he joined with the jovial crew;
Then, Mrs. Kringle she came in,
And she kicked him 'twixt the knee and the chin,
And set his old bells a-jingling -
When Jones' Ale was new, me boys,
When Jones' Ale was new!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble