BS: Chongo names Rapaire as his VP!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo names Rapaire as his VP!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 12:23 PM

No one who has met Chinga would ever forget her, Ebbie. She's got a terrible mouth, that girl. She can swear better in two languages than most people can in one.

And she is NOT Chongo's sister. She is the sister of Juan Jesus Alfredo Gonzalez y Maria del Corazon, a used car dealer in El Cajon.

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Rapaire got to meet the APP campaign staff today. A livelier group of apes, monkeys, and humans cannot be found anywhere. The banana buffet was great. There will be a speech from our leader at 2:00 pm., followed by Rapaire's introductory remarks.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo names Rapaire as his VP!!!
From: Amos
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 12:56 PM

Hahahaha!!! First she didn't exist!! Then "she exists but she's really terrible and Chongo denies all relationship to her!!" MWahahahah.

Little Hawk, come to terms with the inevitable. Chinga's scheduled for a blood sample today for DNA analysis, and she also happily kept a fistfull of Chongo's scalp-fur from the last time he tried to whip her ass (and failed). So this tactic will be running out of legs real soon. He's more closely related to Chinga than you are to your dachsunds, wishful thinking aside. BEtter ready up your press releases. I suggest something along the lines of "Brilliant Family Reunion Party Reunites Long-Estranged Candidate With His Beloved Sis" or the like...


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Subject: RE: BS: Chongo names Rapaire as his VP!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Sep 08 - 03:13 PM

Amos, you seem to be missing one little key fact here: Chinga is not a chimpanzee. Do you understand what the definition OF "chimpanzee" is? It's a kind of medium-sized ape, not a human being. Chinga is a human being. Chongo is a chimpanzee. Two different things, Amos. Two different things.