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Subject: RE: BS: For Men Only From: Cluin Date: 01 Feb 07 - 12:24 PM Don't look, ladies. Dickey's hanging out here. |
Subject: RE: BS: For Men Only From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Feb 07 - 01:07 PM LOL! How diabolical. |
Subject: RE: BS: For Men Only From: GUEST,Mr Red as a beet Date: 02 Feb 07 - 06:24 AM Reminds me of the bottle of pills I bought as a joke way back. Sex Lax. I always kept them on view in the bathroom and forgot I had them there at a party. Halfway through the evening I noticed the erstwhile full bottle had reduced to half empty. No one mentioned it - I was too amused to let on! |
Subject: RE: BS: For Men Only From: freda underhill Date: 02 Feb 07 - 08:22 AM There is a solution to this problem, guest, but it involves yoga, a crowbar and some emu linament. |
Subject: RE: BS: For Men Only From: bassen Date: 02 Feb 07 - 04:00 PM I respectfully submit that this thread should be moved above the line, for example to one of threads about the music scene at coffee houses and cafes in the 50s and 60s...since it's about new sounds in a hip joint;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: For Men Only From: Charley Noble Date: 02 Feb 07 - 04:30 PM The joint is jumpin', It's really jumpin', Come in, cats, and check your hats, I mean this joint is jumpin'! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: BS: For Men Only From: GUEST,Dickey Date: 06 Feb 07 - 01:41 PM WOMEN OVER FORTYThis is a piece [NOT] written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes. As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know. A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize: it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. |