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Subject: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 04 Dec 01 - 08:04 PM I wanna get naked I wanna be nude I wanna show Mudcat That I ain't a prude I wanna get naked |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Amos Date: 04 Dec 01 - 08:38 PM Well, that sure is a hoot, Wee Guesty -- but there is a faster way if that's all your after! A |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: 53 Date: 04 Dec 01 - 08:49 PM that's a cute poem. BOB |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: catspaw49 Date: 04 Dec 01 - 08:53 PM Amos, our Guest had to work quite hard to get that into suitable English. You see his Father was a Swedish moron who talked like Elmer Fudd and his mother was Cockney so what he originally wrote was:
I vunna get neked
I vunna get neked Cut him some slack....... Spaw
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: alison Date: 04 Dec 01 - 10:03 PM so get naked and send me a pic slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Steve Latimer Date: 04 Dec 01 - 10:08 PM 'Spaw, I believe in fact his mother was a hampster and his father smelled of elderberries. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Amos Date: 04 Dec 01 - 10:14 PM Well, was it 'is Father who was a hamster or his mother who was a cockney? Not the same thing at all. Cockneys are from South Lunnun, ya know. Hamsters are from the Hamptons. Spaw -- you still crack me up after all these years. A |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: WyoWoman Date: 04 Dec 01 - 10:19 PM If it's just your own ass you want to see, you might want to visit Mudcat Mirrors, another fundraising venture. Only $10, I think and you can crane around and get an eyeful without having to wait for the calendar ...
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: DougR Date: 04 Dec 01 - 10:24 PM No name? Probably no ass. DougR |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bill D Date: 04 Dec 01 - 10:27 PM hey, Alison..suppose you DO get a picture of an anonymous butt..*grin*...do we get to see it in the calendar?....we can superimpose targets on it and have the offical Mudcat Dartboard!....so, c'mon 'guests'..send in those self-portraits; we have creative geniuses here just waiting to do decorative 'enhancements' |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: catspaw49 Date: 04 Dec 01 - 10:42 PM Honest ta' gawd, I hope al DOES get a picture! That would be just about the height of stupidity and the ultimate irony rolled into one! Friggin' turnip won't give a name but will send a picture of his ass...............ya' gotta' love it. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bill D Date: 04 Dec 01 - 11:01 PM 'spaw...it could be HER ass...keep this in mind |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 04 Dec 01 - 11:04 PM I wanna send in my pic But I think it might make you sick I'm ugly and fat a hairy old rat and I haven't much of a
well, duhhh... |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: catspaw49 Date: 04 Dec 01 - 11:05 PM Yeah...well, there is that. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Sorcha Date: 04 Dec 01 - 11:05 PM I beleive that is actually spelled "nekkid", no? |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: ddw Date: 04 Dec 01 - 11:15 PM And posting anonymously looks like a pretty good indication of a lack other other parts as well..... david |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bert Date: 05 Dec 01 - 01:09 AM Spaw wotchoo got against Cockneys anyway. And Amos, Cockneys come from the East End of London, and supposedly are born within the sound of Bow Bells (That's St Mary Le Bow in Cheapside), and they don't call it Lunnon, it's either London or The Smoke. Although more often it's a particular part, such as The City or The West End. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Dec 01 - 02:01 AM Lunnon is what you call it if you come from Dorset. 'That there Lunnon you' as my grandfather would say.... If he knew I lived here now, he'd be horrified.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:30 AM Spaw - why are you always such an idiot? |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:31 AM Spaw - the saddest part of that question is that you WILL answer it with an even dumber post. Lay off for once - not everyone thinks youre funny. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: mooman Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:49 AM Amos, Bert is quite right! And Eric the Viking and myself as true Sarf Londoners are highly insulted to be called Cockneys! mooman |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Midchuck Date: 05 Dec 01 - 08:25 AM Sorcha: I beleive that is actually spelled "nekkid", no? There's a distinction that was explained some time ago on another site. "Naked" means you have no clothes on. "Nekkid" means you have no clothes on, and you're up to something that some people might feel you shouldn't be. Peter. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: LR Mole Date: 05 Dec 01 - 09:04 AM Well, I think that Spaw is funny. Funnier than someone telling him that he isn't,anyway. OR English geography or pictures of posteriors.But maybe it's just that I think the word "turnip" is funny. Could be that. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bill D Date: 05 Dec 01 - 12:29 PM "ahem"...and just to keep the record straight..*grin*..'spaw stole the 'turnip' moniker from ME...(It's sort of like having some famous singer recording a song YOU wrote, and having it forever associated with them)...[well, maybe not MUCH like that...but].... |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:11 PM LR Mole - where exactly did you think I was going for a laugh by telling him he wasn't funny? By the way - Spaw isn't funny. Spaw I know youre reading this too - YOU AREN'T FUNNY. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bert Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:19 PM OH YES HE IS!!! |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Amos Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:21 PM Spaw -- Don't listen to him. YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!! A |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: gnu Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:27 PM GUEST... I know this won't set with you, but the fact of the matter is that your posts do not offer anything. They don't make us laugh or think or... anything. Gee, if you have nothing to offer, perhaps you should think of an alternative form of entertainment for yourself.... like FUCK OFF and quit wasting my time asshole. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: gnu Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:29 PM I know... I know... I'm suppose to ignore asshole flamers. OK, I'll start now. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bert Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:32 PM Gnu, if you want to get a laugh out of GUEST, just picture him, all alone at his computer, all serious, thinking that he is important and not knowing that we're all laughing at him. What a pathetic sod. He'd make a good character for a soap opera. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Deda Date: 05 Dec 01 - 06:53 PM Dear Guest, You started a thread some people have participated in, so you're not being ignored. You're as welcome to be here and post any silly thing you want as anybody. But when you attack 'Spaw, as you may have noticed, you get no mileage; as far as I can tell, nobody agrees with you. He's a local favorite. It's like going to New York and complaining about what a bunch of jerks the Firemen and policemen are. It just ain't gonna wash. Spaw isn't quite a life-saving, self-sacrificing war hero, but you are not going to get any chorus of agreement about him being bad, or even "not funny". He's been here for a long time and he has made a lot of friends. You'd be better advised to go back and read a bunch of old threads and see how he did it. From a relative newcomer. I know we're all supposed to ignore flames and I will. Starting immediately.
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: SINSULL Date: 05 Dec 01 - 07:23 PM Deda: "Spaw isn't quite a life-saving, self-sacrificing war hero..." In my book, he is. When most ran to Canada or boarded ships to Viet Nam, Mr. Patterson stood by his ideals and paid a terrible price for doing so. I wonder how many lives he saved by refusing to participate in the non-war. At that time in my life, I would not have had the courage to follow suit. Fortunately for me, they didn't draft women. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 05 Dec 01 - 10:49 PM I built a long bridge in my waking dream Every night for a year, one small stick at a time. And when it was done slowly I walked across Thinking of all I was leaving behind. From the other side I glanced back just once And thought of my wife, my job and my child. But the hills were azure and my eyes were aglow And the now distant past seemed nothing but strife. I walked in my dream until time lost its charm And I knew I had shed all my ego and ken. I walked in my mind until death stopped my gait And I found I was back where I'd started, again.
---Jeff (PA)--- |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 05 Dec 01 - 10:51 PM Damn. Mudcat screwed up the line breaks. Get Max to add a #cfreplace(message,chr(13),"<BR>","ALL")# to thread.cfm. Guest will thank you.
---Jeff (PA)--- |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 05 Dec 01 - 10:56 PM Bert, Gnu and all you other idiots who think Im all serious at my comp and stuff - Spaw isnt funny. I also did NOT start this post - that was some other guest. If any of you were smart enough youd get max and Joe to get rid of the "Guest" ability and make all register. After all, it cuts down on flames. By the way, Spaw isnt funny no matter what you shithead asshole computer nerds think. Spaw I know youre reading this too - you still aren't funny. Well, we still think we want to keep things open, to allow people to post without registering. We don't want Mudcat to be a private club. We like to keep the doors open for those who are looking for music information. Even though we do not require people to give their names, we would like them to do that. Although it is possible for you to post anonymously here, it is considered to be bad manners. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Sorcha Date: 05 Dec 01 - 11:08 PM Just why are we supposed to believe that, gutless guest? I can sort of understand not joining, but since you won't take a consistent posting name which will identify you and provide some continuity to your personality/persona, you are a coward hiding behind a Guest posting. Therefore, all un named guests are the same guest, and you all get blamed for each other's crap. Only fair. Nobody but Sorcha gets blamed for Sorcha's crap, right? If I won't say it under my own name, I don't say it. That is true in real life as well as on Mudcat. Many, many times I just bite my tongue and go into IgnoreMode. Maybe you should too. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 05 Dec 01 - 11:51 PM Hamsters are from Syria, they first came to UK in 1933.john |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 06 Dec 01 - 12:35 AM Sorcha - youre so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gutless Guest |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bert Date: 06 Dec 01 - 02:39 AM Despite the protest there is only ONE 'GUEST'. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST,BigDaddy Date: 06 Dec 01 - 03:49 AM Let the word go forth, Guest has been identified as a lowdown evildoer, and we have him on the run. The net is tightening. Not only will Guest pay the price but so will any who harbor, aid or abet him in any way. The world will see that no Guest is safe, so long as the mudflag waves. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 06 Dec 01 - 06:59 AM Bert and Big daddy - You guys are really pathetic with posts like that. Bert - you've ALWAYS been pathetic. Glad to see you're keeping THAT string going. love, Ernie |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 06 Dec 01 - 01:56 PM Jeff(PA): I'm pretty sure my solution would work if put in the proper spot (i.e., inside the cfloop that outputs all the messages). I use this technique in all the forums I've written since leaving the Mudcat behind. But whatever. I'm sure the code has changed since I worked on it years ago. Guest |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bert Date: 06 Dec 01 - 02:23 PM Uh Oh! 'pathetic' we've taught him a new word. Shouldna done that. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: kendall Date: 06 Dec 01 - 03:19 PM Hey spaw, how did you like that PM from God? You gonna behave now? |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: catspaw49 Date: 06 Dec 01 - 03:26 PM Hey Kendall....I'm sorry I missed the call! I couldn't figure out which was you and which was "god" exactly....y'all oughta' use some paragraphs or something......But in answer to your question.....NO. You had it right when you said I'm not screwed together right so what would lead you to believe I'd change? But I did enjoy seeing that god indeed does have a little sense of humor at least.....providing I have the "speaker" right in the SINGLE paragraph. I do have several of god's albums but mainly with the Holy Trinity instead of a solo act. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 06 Dec 01 - 07:39 PM Bert- Shouldna isn't a word, and aren't you supposed to be so above all this? Still answering flamers. You guys will never learn - and thats the BEST part about this whole place. You make your injokes to one another about us flamers, yet we ALWAYS have your attention and ALWAYS will. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Funny thing is no matter what snide comments you make to one another - the rest of us flamers are laughing at YOU and that's EXACTLY what we want. You don't bother me with your smugness - you just can't resist us! See ya round. Love, Ernie |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: GUEST Date: 06 Dec 01 - 11:22 PM I'm sorry guys. I'm an asshole and nothing but shit ever comes out of me. A. H. (aka Ernie etc) |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Bert Date: 06 Dec 01 - 11:31 PM Shouldna isn't a word? - See I told you that you take yourself too seriously. |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Ralphie Date: 07 Dec 01 - 04:51 AM Oh...I'm very dissapointed now Our revered guest is named "Ernie"....Poor fellow Surely if his name was "Clint" or "Butch"..... ....But "Ernie?" Oh Well.. Ralphie |
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Subject: RE: I Wanna Get Naked From: Devilmaster Date: 07 Dec 01 - 05:07 AM Oh Jesus, Bert and Ernie are at each other's throat.....
Kinda makes me think Sesame Street went on just a little too long! :)
*ducking for cover* |