BS: Dead Cats.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: GUEST,Blackcatter
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 03:35 PM

jOhn - ever think about eating the cat and the mouse?

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Scoville
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 06:35 PM

Maybe it wasn't theirs. Maybe they found it and, since they didn't know whose it was, put it in the nearest garbage can (which happened to be yours).

When our cat died, my father cremated her in the grill. He doesn't do this often but you might want to double-check next time you have friends over for a backyard barbecue . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 08:07 PM

bet the sausages had a funny taste after that

imagine that - finding a whisker on your burger - and thinking Poor Tiddles!


they f--k you up your Mum and Dad.....

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Scoville
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 11:28 PM

Naw--we still have that barbecue. He used gasoline (cats have a lot of water in them) and the heat took all the finish off the outside so it looks like crap but it still works OK.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 03:02 PM

oh well in that case throw another moggy on the fire - no harm done!

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 07:54 PM

Hello=STOP PUTING DED THINGS IN MY GARDEN.john

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 08:02 PM

the thing is jOhn - we tried putting live things in there, and they ran away. The zebra was insistent on being moved and we didn't catch it up until Cleethorpes.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 03:48 AM

When you find the head of Punch the Horse in your bed, THEN you need to worry! It means the Hull Riff Raff Mafia (or Raffia for short)are on to you.

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 04:13 AM

Hello Sir John if i can call you that.I have just lol so much that i have a stitch in my side.
I would think you have upset the local witchcraft society in you area,before long they may burn you at the stack for been a wizard.If i were you i would go away for a while it may die down.
Take care.
All the best.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:23 PM

Or---as Eric Bogle sings====She's Nobody's Moggie (spell?) Now.

Bill Hahn

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 07:32 PM

Scooby do-its not funny,
anyway=how would you like ded things in youre garden? [youn wouldent!

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:32 AM

"Cats have a lot of water in them...."

I wonder if Ranulph Fiennes knows that one, for next time he's stuck in the desert. You get thirsty....wring out a cat, the obvious solution.

To paraphrase Robert Frost one could worse than be a wringer of cats.

Hows the body count this morning jOhn?

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 03:52 AM

First the MUD in the bin, then the CAT,,strange eh John?
Mud..Cat...Mudcat......mmmmmmmmm. Someone playing tricks.....
It was great meeting the Hull crowd on Tuesday at Barton...would lovew to visit Hull Club but a bit far from here. Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Dead Cats.
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 04:01 AM

Sorry if i offended you,it was not my intention.My cat brings dead animals into my garden so i am use to it.