BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 02:51 PM

That's what we used before indoor toilets.

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Joybell
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 06:10 PM

The holes on the outside!!(Brucie's CD-outside holes, not the outdoor kind.) Now they are BIG. You could fall in one of them! Black holes! Doorways into the other dimension! Scary! Off to stare into the mirror. If you fall into that at least you can see where you're going. Joy

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 06:15 PM

Indoor toilets? Gettin' real citified back east, aren't ya? All hoity-toity and everything. I suppose you got double-ply toilet tissue, and ya call it that, 'stead of bum wad like the rest of us. HUH!

I'm from the sixties. Them's grey holes, Joybell, grey.

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 06:41 PM

I've got it. The holes are for the guys on the "singles" thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 07:16 PM

It's so Religious Musica can be stored on 'holey discs'....

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Cluin
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 08:37 PM

Indoor toilets? Gettin' real citified back east, aren't ya?

Not all of us. Done plenty of meditation time on a two-seater, mid-winter with the freezing updraft chilling my byootocks. Could almost reach around and snap it off `stead pinching off then.

My buddy's pa-in-law had his own way of dealing with the season's leavings in the camp kybo. He claimed you needed to drop a roadkilled animal in there to get things working and broken down. We said lye would work better, but he claimed nothing beat a truck-smucked skunk. Of course, he IS an idiot.

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 04 Dec 04 - 09:48 PM

So people won't use them as coasters.

(Actually, some HAVE been used as coasters.)

So you can put a nail through them and shingle your roof with them.

So you can thread a piece of yarn through them and use them as Christmas-tree ornaments. (I've actually seen this done, in the window of a record store.)

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Dec 04 - 09:45 PM

eric-at least they know how many holes it takes, to fill The Albert Hall.

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Joybell
Date: 05 Dec 04 - 10:14 PM

Last year I stupidly got myself 200 Christmas decoration CDs. (don't ask! It was a painful experience) Fortunatly they all had "JOY" stamped on them. Cheers, Joy

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Dani
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 01:26 PM

I've got one in my bucket, dear Liza.

Dani

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:41 AM

Then mend it, dear Dani...

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 08:13 PM

With WHAT I mend it...

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:43 PM

Just throw the f*ckin' thing away and get a new one. Geeziz...

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 01:56 AM

But where shall I buy it dear Liza dear Liza?

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM

That's just the trouble with this modern throw away society!

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:28 AM

if you put cd's in the microwave, it makes sparks, like fireworks, i saw it on telly.

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 08:20 AM

... and can damage the microwave - if it's yours...

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: matai
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 06:43 AM

Hamsters

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 12:05 PM

jOhn, have you tried wanking with one? That might be what the hole is there for. Or you could rig up an "alien" mask and use 2 CDs for the eyes.

Subject: RE: BS: Whats the Holes in CD's for then?
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 01:15 PM

DEAR Fooles, you are non-pareil. It's why you fit. Please don't go away.               Tw