The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Lena
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 04:09 AM

Never.My bum is gonna remain a well protected secret.

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Rachel D
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 06:31 AM

I converted to thongs at the age of 22 after ascertaining that i may as well make the most of having a butt that is nice to look at while I've got one. No doubt now I'm 25- as I have heard that everything goes downhill from now on- I will soon be purchasing M&S 'briefs'- laughably named since they always seem to be made to cover the area from chest to thigh. Thongs are comfortable- unless you buy them 2 sizes too small- in which case you could put yourself out of action for months.

Rachel

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: DebC
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 09:18 AM

And I thought I might find a parody here!! (hint-hint)

Debra

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Kim C
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 10:13 AM

DougR, you don't get out much do you, pard? :)

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Jim the Bart
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 10:33 AM

Go figure - they ban the wearing of thong underwear in the one population group that - in most cases - can get away with wearing it. Next thing you know they're gonna ban pasties and those metal bosom holders that Madonna introduced. Tip for young high school men - wear either of those and they excuse you from taking gymn class!

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 10:40 AM

Probably keep you out of the army too Bart........ OOPS.....Sorry, had a 60's flashback there.

Spaw

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 01:20 PM

Spaw - in your case I fear the term "flashback" can only mean one thing...

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 01:39 PM

wonder why no one has yet made the connection between this thread and the song..."The Constitution and the Guerriere"...i.e. Derriere

might be a parody there

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Kim C
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 02:21 PM

what about the London Derriere?

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 05:07 PM

Ah yes, bum floss....

Mbo - you really MUST get out more!

and Lena - the phenomenom is called 'hungry bum syndrome'. It is even worse when it eats your skirt or trousers as well!

LTS

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: DougR
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 06:19 PM

No, Kim, I usually stick pretty close to the cave. :>)

DougR

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:16 PM

Bum floss? That is disgusting.
I would compare it more to a horse having a bit in its mouth. My thongs keep me calm and in control.

BonAmmie

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Mbo
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:19 PM

Well, since I didn't go to high school...I've never seen anyone wearing a thong...never seen highschool girls wearing thongs...so I don't think the ruling affects me one way or another.

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:44 PM

RISING OF THE MOON

"And come tell me, Sean O'Farrell, tell me why you wear them so?"
"Hush me bhuachail, hush and listen," cause my cheeks are all aglow
"I bear orders from the captain, get them ready quick and soon
Hike yer thong up to your shoulder for the rising of the moon"

"Tell me, tell me, Sean O'Farrell, where the gatherin' is to be?"
"Near the old spot by the river, right well known to you and me"
"One more thing, the signal token?" "Whistle up the marching tune

Out from many a mud-walled cabin, eyes were lookin' through the night
Many a womanly heart was throbin' for the blessed morning sight
A cry arose along the river, like some banshee's mournful croon
And a thousand cheeks were flashing by the rising of the moon

Have fun with this one (I'll be dead when the Irish see what I've done to their song) Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:47 PM

Damn editing trouble Joe Help!!! Add "for our cheeks must be together for the rising of the moon" after whistle up the marching tune.... TKS Dave

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:58 PM

That's great Dave!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 08:10 AM

Thanks Spaw mate... glad you enjoyed it... Thread creep How about a song challenge Aine??? Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: guinnesschik
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 06:29 PM

I'll never sing it the same again....I'm wiping tears from my eyes. Great job, Dave!

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 10:54 AM

Some of my Irish pals would be after the skin on me back to make a Bodhran for that one mates.. Yours, Aye. Dave (in hiding)

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 10:08 PM

Forgot the chorus...

For the raising of a Moon
For the raising of a Moon
Hike yer thong up to yer shoulder
For the raising of a Moon

Goodnight

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Lena
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 08:34 AM

Thanks Kat,I realize now it's a common syndrome.Mbo,can I ask you why didn't you go to high school?!

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Ely
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 01:39 PM

Whew, for a minute I thought it was MY high school, since they banned everything else (facial hair on men, earrings on men, hair dyed anything but "natural" colors). But I'm not from California.

I don't understand thongs. The point of underwear is to prevent contact between the skin and one's outer clothing (to reduce chafing and keep out clothes clean longer)--if you're going to wear a thong, why not just go commando?

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Mbo
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 04:58 PM

I didn't go to highschool because I was homeschooled from September '86, after I finished 1st Grade, until November '96, when I took the GED. I started college in March of '97.

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: hesperis
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 11:02 PM

Mbo - No WONDER you're an Art Major! Butt why didn't you choose Liberal Arts?

Okay, okay, I'll be serious now.
Home Education is cool! How did you structure it?
I was home educated for a while. It was one of the best things that ever happened to me. But being an only child kinda sucked, cause I sorta just drifted into being by myself a lot. I started talking to trees and stuff, cause there weren't any humans around to talk to. (And the trees started talking back...)
I'm glad that I tried to go to high school, but I don't like the way schools are organized and run. There isn't much respect for people, and then the 'authorities' get upset about not receiving respect from the 'students'. Shheeeeesshhh!!!
I was so happy to leave high school. Since then I've been learning anything I can about whatever interests me. So much better than school.

Subject: RE: The CONSTITUTION and YOUR UNDERWEAR
From: Mbo
Date: 17 Sep 00 - 11:18 PM

Yep, it was a wild ride alright! BTW Liberal Arts isn't a good major if you want a job. Graphic Design is.