BS: An insult thread

Subject: BS: An insult thread
From: Larry The Radio Guy
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 06:21 PM

I just got this idea, and I thought it was such a great idea. (and if you don't agree, you have permission to give me the best insult you can think up).

It's an 'insult thread'.

I've been reading a few of the threads----the one on GMO's, the really long one on Obama, ---and even some of the music threads (especially the 'what is folk/traditional/etc' type threads).   And amidst the thought provoking material comes all these personal comments geared to shame the person who expressed their opinion (calling them 'trolls' seems to be a favourite).

So here's my idea. In any of these threads, when we feel that urge to insult a previous contributor, just go onto this thread, and put it here.

Begin!.....

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 06:34 PM

Fuck off.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 06:38 PM

ummm... it's been done several times. People take it either too seriously, or not seriously enough.... and it's like herding cats to get them to cooperate.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 06:54 PM

I'd cooperate, but I usually just leave the thread, shaking my head about how sad it is that people actually believe that their opinions matter.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 07:10 PM

What a supid F'n idea for a thread topic, fuck-head!

What do you expect from site with a bunch of yesteryear, dried-up and brain-dead, string-struming, tamberine and drum-beating, swamp-singing folkies. The site and it's hang-oners are an insult to the entire concept of the internet. Stick your anal beads and flowers up your hindie, Radio-boy.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: kendall
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 07:14 PM

Personal attacks are not allowed here!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Larry The Radio Guy
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 07:15 PM

God, I was tempted to comliment Ed T on his great insult. I think I'm going to have trouble with this thread. But I know I'm learning from the best!

How about: "Ed T, you're not very nice" (oh! now I feel so guilty)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 07:21 PM

Oh darn, I forgot the with my insult :)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Larry The Radio Guy
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 07:27 PM

I forgot the 'p' in compliment. What an idiot! (Hey, now we're insulting ourselves).

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 07:30 PM

Hmmmmm... ponders to set to thought me thinks. That's about as nasty as I care to get in participation in light of what I read between the blurry lines.

But, if I had to respond regarding the GMO thread on which I have banned myself conditionally... Have youse NO fucking manners?

Is that an insult? I mean, if it's an honest question rather than a genuine insult, does it even qualify to be on this thread.

Your opinion on this matter is appreciated.

I hope that doesn't offend in any way. I certainly never meant to offend or insult anyone other than transgressors of common decency.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 07:43 PM

Oh, I am sorry Larry The Radio Guy. I mistakenly thought you were asking us to insult you. What a silly bunt I am.:)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: kendall
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 08:03 PM

If it's understood that it's all in fun, it could be entertaining; if it's serious it could get deleted.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 08:27 PM

Twats.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 08:32 PM

OMG, I've never ever been intentionally rude to anyone on Mudcat before, since my maxim is "never say anything you wouldn't say to anyone face-to-face" .....but since you ask......there are are a few over-opinionated testosterone-fuelled ratbags miles up their ain erses who have nothing better to do than sit around here hurling insults at each other while trying to score points off each other, spending all their lives staring at a computer screen and frenetically typing their next epistle to the Thessalonians or whoever might be daft enough to read it...and taking all the bait that's thrown back at them, the slimy eels that they are. They are the biggest turn-off ever. On Facebook I would unfriend them: here they get detraced!
Whew, did I really say that?
Back to good behaviour henceforward!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 08:34 PM

I'll take a pass and keep my powder dry for other skirmishes...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Larry The Radio Guy
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 09:03 PM

"Have youse no fucking manners"?

Yep, gnu. I'd characterize it as an insult if it were directed at me. If it were directed at somebody who I thought was rude? Heh heh. Who knows, eh? (See, I'm Canadian).   

How could we rephrase that so it really was a genuine question?

How about: What you just said strikes me as rude. Was that your intention?   Or "Do you see it that way?"

But it certainly works for this thread!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 09:54 PM

Whew! I thought it was clear in it's intent. At least someone understands it that way. From the PMs and emails, it seems few do not, except for the odd fellow Canuck. Now, I don't mean that as an insult eh? Just an observation.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 10:15 PM

Which part of 'fuck off' was difficult for you?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Jun 13 - 10:50 PM

Oh, see the flooding thread.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 12:32 AM

Yer all a buncha specist dupes...an embarrassment to both Nature and the Allmighty, who must be scratchin' his head at how badly his little experiment in handin' out Free Will has gone. Even if I was a dog, I would not want to be seen in yer company. You make the average loser look like the King of the World. What you are is proof positive that terminal stupidity just doesn't work fast enough!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Acorn4
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 04:19 AM

I didn't realise this place had two village idiots - are they on a jobshare?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 04:23 AM

Are you kiddin'? They do it for FREE! So don't worry...no one is tryin' to take yer job, Acorn4.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Musket sans manners
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 06:06 AM

There is supposed to be one in every village.

Mudcat appears to have a commune of the buggers.

Anyway, what's the point of an insult thread until Goofus puts his tuppence worth in?

No Goofus, no Sailor Boy, no bigoted Pharoh.

Nothing here to insult.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: akenaton
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 06:39 AM

An appearance from you on these pages Ian, is insult enough to all the membership.

A pompous smartarse is always about as welcome as a fart in a space suit.

I suggest you spend a little time trying to understand what "bigotry" is.   "An unreasoning belief".....I dont think even my strongest opponents here can accuse me of being without reason.

To base ones opinions on ethereal keywords like "equality" or "freedom"...seems completely unreasonable to me....and therefore, bigoted?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Musket
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 07:06 AM

Bloody hell. The cap fitteth eh? Trap 6 - Akenaton 12/1.


The best insult to date on this thread? Akenaton thinking his "strongest opponents" give him credit for having a reasoned approach.


Are they all touchy buggers up in Och Aye The 'Noo Land? Or is it just Alex Salmond who rattles on about "equality" and "freedom"?

Hang on, having to leave the study now. My greyhound, laid out on the fireside rug just farted. Must have guessed who the insults are aimed at.

One down, two to go.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Musket
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 07:14 AM

Oh, just for the record. Do try to distinguish between unreasoning and unreasonable, there's a good chap.

Your approach is the former and your output the latter.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Triplane
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 07:51 AM

For an isult to be appreciated it has to be pure poetry
as in Xmas Day in the Cookhouse. Im sorry for the threadcreep whoever they may be.

"You're the man that stopped bacon from shrinking,
By making the cook fry with Lux,
And you wound up the cuckoo clock backwards,
And now it goes'oo' fore it'cucks'.

So thank you, and bless you, and blow you,
You just take these curses from me,
May your wife give you nothing for dinner,
And then warm it up for your tea.

Whatever you eat, may it always repeat
Be it soup, fish, entree, or horse doovers,
May blue bottles and flies descend from the skies
And use your bald head for manoeuvres.

May the patent expire on your evening dress shoes,
May your Marcel waves all come uncurled,
May your flannel shirt shrink up the back of your neck
And expose your deceit to the world."

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 09:21 AM

Gobshites.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Musket sans sport
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 10:18 AM

Anfield loiterers

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 10:21 AM

Stuffed Owls

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 10:23 AM

Atheist Religionistas!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 11:03 AM

Aaargh, that one cut me to the quick...

Back to business then:

Tossers

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 11:23 AM

Yo! Dumbass! Yeah, you Larry the jackass guy.........Did you even bother to check to see if this was done before? Like Bill said, it has! It was stupid then and even more stupid now since this is the umpfuckinteenth time around!

We don't need threads like this. What we need are fewer broke-dick mamalookas like you pissin' and moanin' about something or another and thinking you're cute. Take your lame-ass, fuckwit, self off to whatever rock jadrools like you crawl out from under and have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!

Is that clear enough Shit-for-Brains?   Or has the incessant masturbation and drug use fried what little brains you might once have had and rendered you fuckin' null and void? Please don't think this a joke .... the joke is tiny size of your cock and balls which are amazingly and only marginally smaller than your brain.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Larry The Radio Guy
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 12:09 PM

Well! I never! You say it's been done before? What an insult! I'm taking my thread and going home.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,gillymor
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 12:19 PM

Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 01:00 PM

That was brilliant, Catspawn, but ya left out the comma, see? I thought you was smarter than that, but I guess I was wrong...for the first time in livin' memory! Har! Har! Ya shoulda wrote it this way:

"Is that clear enough, Shit-for-Brains?" (Note the comma. It goes right before the name of the dumbass yer addressin', see?)

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Jack Sprocket
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 01:51 PM

Larry, when you were born, they threw the wrong bit away.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Larry The Radio Guy
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 02:42 PM

You boneheads! While you're so busy picking on me, do you know what Songwronger, Guest from Sanity, Bearded Bruce, and Henry Krinkle are getting away with?   Don't let them spout their politically incorrect bullshit. They NEED you to put them in their place. Their survival depends on it!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 03:10 PM

I know exactly what yer up to, Larry. Yer tryin' to lure away the most contentious ravin' dumbasses and stuffed shirts on this entire forum and make 'em waste their time here when they could be wastin' their time on a political or a religious-connected thread. You probably been paid to do this! You figger to make 'em burn up all their energy and vitriol here so's they won't have enough of it left to put up a good fight on them other threads. What I want to know is...who is payin' you to do this? And how much does he offer per post?

- Chongo

p.s. Puzzled that you mentioned Henry Krinkle. I don't recall seein' him around here in ages.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 03:36 PM

THANK DOG this thread is back on track! Fer a minute there, I thought it was just gonna be really real insulting. Such insultancy must be quelled at all costs. I applaud Spaw and say... release the drones!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 06:07 PM

""the joke is tiny size of your cock and balls which are amazingly and only marginally smaller than your brain.""


I am surprised you recognize ""small"",from big, Spaw. It's a measure of ur relative experience :)

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 07:22 PM

Larry, when you were born, they threw the wrong bit away.

Nah, Jack. It was slightly after that, when he was circumcised. That's when they threw the wrong bit away.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 07:23 PM

What about his relative importance? The trouble is, there's no unit of measure small enough to measure that... Har! Har! ;-D Ook! Ook!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 22 Jun 13 - 08:47 PM

Face like a week-old cowpie.

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jun 13 - 05:32 AM

I feel like a weak old cowpie. Great game!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 23 Jun 13 - 06:17 AM

Not surprising when you talk such bullshit!

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 25 Jun 13 - 08:54 PM

Hey, whaddidido? Wheredidya all go, ya numpties! That was a joke! Do I have to spell it out for ye of little brain? I was enjoying it! Come back, come back!
COW pie
BULL shit
Geddit?
Oh well, suit yourselves......

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 13 - 09:46 PM

I assume most understood, Sir Bogle. Perhaps they were just busy with other things?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jun 13 - 09:47 PM

You think?

Subject: RE: BS: An insult thread
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 26 Jun 13 - 05:28 AM

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. YOU EXCREMENT! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

:D tG

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