BS: just for men to answer this question

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 04:54 PM

I've sometimes wondered if some people ever lose their beard through baldness. The same question applies lower down.

Anyone know the answer?

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:06 PM

Peace, be creative,

What do you call someone who cuts you off in trafficZ?
what rhymes with thick?

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:09 PM

Having been shaved (for medical reasons only), I can say that the stubble growing back was more painful and uncomfortable than the heart surgery that necessitated the shave!

Personally, I would think it would be entirely too sweaty and nasty.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: PoppaGator
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:09 PM

The "pattern" common to cases of "male pattern baldness" is pretty much limited to the scalp. I don't have any definitive medical literature to cite, but I have observed many guys with thick full beards and bald heads. And I'm not talking about shaven heads, I mean real regular age-related baldness

For most fellows, beard hair seems to remain darker than head-hair as the graying process gets underway. In my own case, the pubes are turning gray even more slowly ~ dark hair down under, "salt & pepper" facial hair, almost-all-gray on top.

My facial hair is thinner than it once was, and almost-bald in spots, but that's due to radiation treatment, not age.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:10 PM

Schtip?

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 05:32 PM

"what rhymes with thick?"

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Jaysus, why did you not just write it out in full?

"The hair grew so thick
between my axle and gear stick
that my balls wouldn't jingle
anymore".

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:23 PM

Jingle jingle jangle.... rawhide!!!!

Ouch.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Ed T
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:30 PM

Roll 'em, roll 'em, roll'em
keep those dogies roll'in
out into the open,
Raw hide, ouch!


Will that be baby powder, Talcum powder, gold bond,
or corn starch?

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: frogprince
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:34 PM

"the heart surgery that necessitated the shave!" Liz, I know it's said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but I never thought about what route surgeons take to get to a woman's heart...

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 06:46 PM

It's become a strange world where women are supposedly not expected to shave (or otherwise de-pilate)their pits or legs and some men shave that what weren't meant to be anywhere near a sharp object! That damn thing looks like a deflated balloon already, why make it worse?

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 08 - 07:47 PM

"I know it's said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

Yer close . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 01:03 AM

I hear the clippings make good tea.....

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: DougR
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 01:15 AM

Skarpi: I can't recall that coming up in conversations with other men. I would guess, though, that if it is done, it is limited to a very few men. No authority, though, so don't bank on it.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 02:34 AM

PEACE..I thought it was through a man's left ventricle...

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 02:49 AM

In actual fact a lot of the 'younger' generation of males get waxed or shave much of their bodies as it is claimed to be 'cleaner'...........what have we missed guys?

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 03:30 AM

Well,. pubic lice have to have something to hold onto and when there is no forestation in the way, any sores or lesions can be clearly seen.

Personally, I want to know why I suddenly need hairy elbows.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Megan L
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 03:33 AM

Stops them getting scratched wie all that leanin on a desk you do lassie

*ducks and searches for the table

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:19 AM

More cogently, have any of the blokes (or even blokesses) had (inside) their noses and ears depilated? Are tweezers more effective and/or less painful than a blowlamp? And does it pull chicks?

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Paul Burke
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:21 AM

BTW that was swazzant nerf, or nununtsexy as the Germans say.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: goatfell
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:29 AM

no

and you should of asked her if she shaved her ( idon't if this the correct spelling) but you should of asked her if she shaved her virginia.

I mean what a personal question but then are from Australia

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: goatfell
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:31 AM

or not as the case maybe.

I mean what a stupid question, if that was me I would of pull down my trousers and pants and then she would of seen my balls.

and maybe that would teach her not to aske stupid questions.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Megan L
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:35 AM

why was it a stupid question? If you want to know someone then who better to ask than a trusted friend. But of course it is ok for folk to use the f word and be a crude as blazes but not to have genuine healthy dialogue.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: goatfell
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 04:45 AM

I mean you don't go up to someone at work and ask hey do you shave your balls I mean aske that question in privite not at work because that as far as I'm concerend that is public and everyone well know, and then posting it on Mudcat so the whole world will know.

but then I have just answered it so I'm stupid as well, tho me that is is a very personal matter

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,girly cat in disguise, c/w false moustache
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:35 AM

Two of my (male) friends were discussing this once - one did and one didn't, and the one that didn't was equally unimpressed - and the one that did sort of shrugged and said 'you have to shave, you can't expect someone to put them in their mouth if you don't'.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 06:40 AM

These are the only balls I will ever suck.
The thought of anything else makes my eyes water.

G

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Grab
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:54 AM

So Skarpi, what *did* you tell her? Does you does or does you don't shave sack? :-)

FWIW, trimming the thatch occasionally is a good plan if you're prone to hairyness - minimises overheating in summer, and nicer for your partner. Don't overtrim though. As has previously been pointed out, hair growing back is *very* itchy, quite apart from the "shaved turkey" look.

Paul, re nose hair, I use a disposable razor head (Gillette Sensor) which is just about the right size to go round the inside of a nostril when detached from the razor handle. No need for a fancy trimmer or anything like that. Only two things to be careful of: firstly mind your fingers; and secondly always scrape across the blade, not down it, otherwise you'll have the mother of all nosebleeds. It's certainly a lot safer than scissors though, where one false move puts a sharp pointed implement up your sinuses!

The alternative to trimming nose hair is nasal dreadlocks, which ain't a pretty sight. I knew a bloke whose nose hair reached his top lip - I can't believe his wife wouldn't tell him "that's a bit gross dear, go and have a trim".

Graham.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 10:29 AM

Nose hairs will hold back the snot until such time as you just have to get even with a llama. Trust me on that one.

Sally the camel has two humps,
Sally the camel has two humps,
Sally the -- wtf am I typing here?

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 07:02 PM

Peace,

Thatsalottasnot!

You will probably never be able to get even with a llama, trust me on that. The best thing is to learn to see it coming and duck!

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 09:12 PM

I hear ya, CC. Man, they DO have an attitue at times.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jun 08 - 10:15 PM

I don't know if I'm the only one who notices, but my typing has gon to the dogs layely.

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 03:34 AM

Woof woof

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 11 Jun 08 - 05:54 PM

LLamas don't like dogs! Look out! Incoming! *ducks*

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 08:41 AM

...enter, stage left, Scrotum (Wrinkled old family retainer)

:D

Subject: RE: BS: just for men to answer this question
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 11:31 AM

(Women don't know the extent to which they've encountered shaved balls?!?)