BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 12:39 PM

LH admitted he is a closet Dylan fan.

Maybe it's time to admit something....in 1980, during the King Tut tour....I visited the exhibit, bought and wore King Tut underwear.

Now that that is out of the closet, (and I no longer have to fear of being found out), I feel somewhat free...er.

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 12:48 PM

"closet" Dylan fan???? Hell, there's nothing closet about it! I love Bob like he was my brother. I hang on his every word.

But I am horrified to hear about your King Tut underwear!

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 12:53 PM

My misunderstanding LH....

My confession is not in any way intended to disrespect you, King Tut, nor the fragrant Brooke Shields.

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 01:30 PM

Its okay Ed.............LH wears Winona Ryder brand mascara which guarantees the wearer will look like a skinny, homely, piece of jailbait..............He should have done as I did and worship at the feet of the master---Cheech. Then he could have had a voluptuous orphan girl.............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 01:16 PM

Your Reindeer Girl Link CS is 'not accessible' here in the UEA.
No public sex allowed here.
Al

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 01:43 PM

"No public sex allowed here."

I'm sometimes surprised they allow 'pubic' sex.

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: TheSnail
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 03:04 PM

Abdul The Bul Bul
Your Reindeer Girl Link CS is 'not accessible' here in the UEA

University of East Anglia?

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 05:37 PM

What's up with this? Coudl it be for office parties?


http://www.3wishes.com/Christmas.asp

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 09:06 PM

I scrolled the first 1/4 or so of your link, Ed T. There were one or two that stirred me: the two that reminded me of Christmas candy. lol

On the one hand I recognize that the birth rates of the world will dwindle to nothingness if the male's hormones are not activated but really!

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 02:28 AM

oops...UAE. Not sure about East Anglia tho, maybe there too.

Al

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 02:30 AM

oops, on work computer now...the Guest in UAE wuz Abdul
Al

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 04:10 AM

UAE?

United Arab Emirates?

I tell you what, I ain't ever going to work at Ann Summers after listening to the Sales Assistant in there...Gawd knows what the Staff Training Manual contains!   :0)

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 09:36 AM

Yep, thats right Lizzie. Dubai.
All that stuff is censored out of internet, mags, everything.
Al

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 11:43 AM

Ha! You know, the Harley St. chaps I used to work for used to go out to Qatar from time to time, at the invitation of the Al-Thani family, many of whom were patients of theirs.

They nearly fell over sideways in astonishment when, on being taken to one of the Prince's apartments for a party, they saw a bookcase opening, just like in James Bond...and behind it was a room for their Western guests, complete with full bar.

I'm sure the family themselves didn't partake, of course.. :0)

One of the sons was a real Playboy...spent his days on his yacht...

And it was two chaps from The Saudi Health Office, (who were interpreters for so many of our patients) who took a friend of mine...and me, to The Playboy Club.   Teehee...can you imagine me in the Bunny Club! I went because my friend was dipsy about Bassim, who was a very sweet lad, he'd lost most of his family through various wars out there...and I didn't have anything to change into, so I must have been the only person to go to that strange place dressed in a courduroy waistcoat and skirt and sensible blouse! :0)   

I can still recall the puzzled faces..I'm so spluttering here...it was a very weird evening.

The Bunnies had cute tails though. (not that the lads were staring at their tails) ;0)

So yes, they may censor everything out there, but as soon as they get over here, hormones roam free.

What used to *really* bug me though, was the way that so many men from the Middle East considered ALL western woman to be sluttish and up for anything going.   I soooooooo put them right! I never flirted with any of them, expected the same degree of respect which they showed to their own women.

'The Prince and I' is an excellent book from that time (late 70s) telling the true story of a German Nanny who went out to care for one of the Ruler's grandchildren, in Saudi. It ends with the sad tale of how one of their Princesses was stoned to death for daring to run away with the man she loved. She was the ruler's favourite daughter, but he felt unable to bend their rules on adultery, and so...she was stoned to death. The German nanny left Saudi immediately, being torn apart at having to leave the little boy she cared for, but unable to stay in a country where such barbaric justice is seen to be justified. Very sad tale..but highly illuminating to how men and women live in such different worlds over there..

Sorry, I'm digressing...unusual for me! LOL

And now....back to Ann Summers and how to bring Christmas down to the lowest level possible.

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Folkiedave
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 12:59 PM

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Lizzie Cornish 1 - PM
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 03:19 PM

Yes, thanks Sharon...I've got a phone call to make to the Trading Standards Department on Monday morning. :0)   And to the department that deals with the Town Centre too, within the local council...


What happened?

Subject: RE: BS: 'We wish you a Horny Christmas' ???
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Nov 09 - 06:11 PM

Sex, at least, is a lot more merry than a dead prophet, and more representative of the original meaning of midwinter celebration... wish we in the US were allowed that kind of advertising from which to avert our eyes if it offends us...