BS: What happens when BP spills coffee?

Subject: RE: BS: What happens when BP spills coffee?
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Jun 10 - 05:47 PM

Decaffinated coffee is like an oil spill, both are just useless brown water.


WARNING: in case of wellhead rapture, this company will be leaderless'

"BP had a dream, there were clouds in its coffee, clouds in its coffee....."

Subject: RE: BS: What happens when BP spills coffee?
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Jun 10 - 05:49 PM

Experts are unsure what the long term impact the oil spilled and dispersants applied will have on the ecosystem and wildlife:


http://www.freakingnews.com/Mutation-Pictures-70564.asp

Subject: RE: BS: What happens when BP spills coffee?
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Jun 10 - 05:56 PM

"We are providing a level of protection from the spilled oil for as many of the seabirds as we possibly can"

http://www.freakingnews.com/Pirate-Memento-Pictures-30011.asp

Subject: RE: BS: What happens when BP spills coffee?
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Jun 10 - 06:03 PM

Well, the results of workdwide research we now have speaks for itself:

http://www.freakingnews.com/By-the-Numbers-Pictures-15384.asp

Subject: RE: BS: What happens when BP spills coffee?
From: Alice
Date: 19 Jun 10 - 06:22 PM

BP Executive Latte

Subject: RE: BS: What happens when BP spills coffee?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 10 - 03:24 PM

I always knew coffee was toxic stuff, but that's just riduculous!