BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Ed T
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 10:30 AM

A girl walked into a pet shop and asked... "Excuse me; do you have any baby rabbits here?" 

"We do" the sales representative answered... 

Leaning down to her, he asked, "Did you want a white rabbit or would you rather have a soft, fuzzy black rabbit?"

She shrugged and said "I don't think my python really cares".

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 05:27 PM

Is a rabbit a small Jewish theologian?

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 05:52 PM

No its what you get when bitten by a rabbit dog

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: GUEST,Triplane
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 05:54 PM

Wabbit in Scotland means very tired,, I wonder why?

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Janie
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:10 PM

What is the difference between a rare rabbit and Welch rarebit?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:14 PM

Don't get the thing about the lucky rabbit's foot. Not so successful for the original owner now, was it?

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:29 PM

The rabbits had their feet *on* in Cote d'Ivoire so you could tell they weren't cats, apparently, at the market.

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:33 PM

Waskelwe wabbits

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 06:42 PM

Watership Down, the environmentally friendly version of Blackhawk Down...

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: GUEST, topsie
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 08:06 PM

A friend from Honduras insisted that there wasn't a 'man in the moon' - it was a rabbit. I looked at the full moon with new eyes and decided she was right.

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: olddude
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 08:16 PM

Don't know but I been mooned a couple of times

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Mrrzy
Date: 01 Nov 14 - 10:14 PM

Yes, I heard about the rabbit in the moon too. Rackin frackin varmints.

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Musket
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 05:09 AM

Good job there is only one rabbit on the moon. If there were two it would have fallen into my far paddock by now under the weight of rabbit.

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Mrrzy
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 01:45 PM

Your fur paddock? The one over yonder?

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 09:18 PM

"Rabbits are rounder than bandicoots, Sam
And a bunny's a bounder in old Alabam"

    Walt Kelly

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Mrrzy
Date: 02 Nov 14 - 10:26 PM

Speaking of boundin'...

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Musket
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 03:09 AM

Yes. That one. When I took the alleged greyhound for his evening dump, the moon was definitely above the far paddock. Trust me.

It isn't over yonder either. It's o'er yon.

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 11:41 AM

EdT, this is what happened to the python...

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Mrrzy
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 12:10 PM

yeah but mine was the FUR paddock so it was funny, get it?

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: Musket
Date: 03 Nov 14 - 01:14 PM

I pay someone to keep the fur out of the paddock. I rent out the paddocks and the last thing a tenant horse needs is to break their leg running over rabbit holes.

Don't tell everyone I have a fur paddock. Bad for business.

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Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 May 16 - 02:45 PM

Hope somebody said "white rabbits!" in MGM-Lion's hono[u]r this month.

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 10 May 16 - 06:24 PM

Why, thank you keberoxu! Fancy your remembering my boithday. Gee whizzikins! 〠blush〠blush〠!

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 May 16 - 07:57 PM

In all honesty, the only way the Lion's birthday was known to me, was because I looked at the music thread, right wing folk, and somebody wished him a happy birthday and he acknowledged it....so that's how the wish got posted here.

Subject: RE: BS: Fluffy white bunny rabbits
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 May 16 - 04:00 PM

Well this is a timely thread for "the lusty month of May" (Alan Jay Lerner).