BS: Good Stuff!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Amos
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 06:51 PM

Well, I tried to help but obviously I am ...um...out of my depth here so I will go back to the discussion of mattresses, a subject with which I am much more comfortable! It turns out that a California King mattress is different from an "Eastern King" being a foot shorter and a foot wider, or vice-versa. As a result of this semantic distinction, we have to wait for another delivery to take place. But soon we will be sleeping on a thick Tempurpedic.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 10:00 PM

er....to what depth do you refer Amos? I thought the placement of an orfice bung was "fundamental" in males.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Amos
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 10:02 PM

Well, whatever depth you care to measure, Mets!! LOL!!   I have a yardstick I can lend you if that will help. :>)


A

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Metchosin
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 10:24 PM

I'm glad you're LOL, Amos, and not ROTFLMAO, 'cause then where would you put it? ............pardon me while I quit this thread...I have to go find a golf diaper....to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes, of course.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 10:45 PM

... and don't forget, any guy can have a 15 inch ***** - it just depends on how far up his a****** he starts measuring! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Kim C
Date: 20 Dec 03 - 07:05 PM

Okay, I am changing the subject!

I am pleased to report, that this year's plum pudding has turned out famously. Bon Appetit!

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 04:57 AM

The title of this thread is one of the things that "Essex Girl" will expect me to provide her with over Christmas !

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Peace
Date: 22 Dec 03 - 10:31 PM

That thing about tampons and water skiing reminded me of the gal who fell off her water skis and broke the world record for the hundred yard douche.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Kim C
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM

Brucie! That is not "good stuff." ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Peace
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:57 PM

You're right, and I'm sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 10:04 PM

Well I think it could have been "good stuff" if she had only remembered to put on a golf diaper before she got on her skis. Golf diapers are guaranteed not to leak....hell, she wouldn't have even needed a life vest.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Metchosin
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 10:11 PM

For some other really good stuff, I finally got our Christmas tree decorated last night and I'm early. Unfortunately our new puppy ate the tinsel garland from around the bottom limbs of the tree, while I was out doing my Christmas shopping. Boy, is his ass going to be talking to him tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: GUEST,Ella
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 10:27 PM

Ooops, our two year old daughter ate a very small, although evidently appetising looking length of red tinsel last year, and her poo was glowing in the dark for days, potty time was akin to a sci- fi movie.

Subject: RE: BS: Good Stuff!
From: Kim C
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 09:51 AM

Okay, I admit it, I can't help but laugh at the tampon jokes and the nuclear poop. :-)