BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: jaze
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 08:15 PM

But who would have expected our own dear LH to be so diabolical?

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 08:21 PM

You know, the anonymous trolls are going to get on my case for not deleting this as a personal attack - but I'm sure that Little Hawk considers a thread like this to be the highest possible form of praise.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 08:21 PM

Yeah Guys......Hawk and I both have too much time at times and when we have it together, you get this kind of sillyass shit.

If we lived a few blocks apart instead of 5 or 6 hundred miles we'd be sitting around bullshitting each other to death and you'd miss all this great stuff!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Jeri
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 08:40 PM

There ought to be a rule:

If something looks like an attack, and the 'target' doesn't react in as offended a manner as you think they ought to, there's something you don't understand.

I've been in a few of those situations myself, and I've found that if I keep quiet and pay attention, it eventually all becomes clear. In this case, 1) Catspaw is completely batshit, whacko, 'round the bend, looney tunes, a couple of Buds short of a sixpack, a few fries short of a Happy Meal, a couple of politicians shy of a cluster fuck, and ...a few other things. 2) Hawk is... well, he's the same, only different.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Jeri
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 08:43 PM

If you guys were living a couple of blocks apart, you'd both have to watch out for flaming sacks of dog poop on your porches. It's just that Spaw would have smaller poop sacks to stomp out.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: The Length
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 08:47 PM

Lets take a day off guys and think about what we write first, life is to sort.Good night from Damp England

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 08:49 PM

To sort what? I refuse to sort flaming bags of dog poop, I can tell ya' that for free! (Damn Jeri....You always crack me up)

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Jeri
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 09:23 PM

Whoa...

...irony. ("If something looks like an attack...") And since I've used my quota of periods for the night, I guess I'll have to deal with THAT°

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 09:35 PM

Well, the Idaho Legion wants to know if it should stand down from its current state of Absolute And Complete Readiness To Repel Canadians and go back to its usual state of Absolute and Complete Readiness To Drink With Canadians or some sort of half-way mode of being willing to drink with normally repellent Canadians.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 09:37 PM

"Batshit." Now, THAT's a term that fits Spaw to a "T." His philosophy of life, mayhaps.

We certainly don't want to do away with humor here - even if it's perhaps a bit "irreverent." Animosity is another matter. That's poison around here.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Joe_F
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 10:05 PM

Send all the geese you like, but lay off the bloody polar air masses.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 10:05 PM

I would advise the Legion to plan a strategic diminuition of tactical presence on the double. Those beavers are nothing to fuck around with.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 10:06 PM

"Batshit."

That's the Secret Code Word which returns the Idaho Legion to its normal status.

Thanks, Joe. Some of the Legionaires and Legionettes were getting mighty thirsty.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 07 - 10:34 PM

I know for a fact that most members of the Idaho Legion completely lose their presence of mind when faced with live beaver...what presence of mind they already have, I mean, which probably ain't much.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 07 - 12:34 AM

Yeah...they don't wanna mess with them Canuck beavers, I'm telling ya. That dodge of Rapaire's about the code-word was pretty slick, though. I'm gonna remember that one. Haw. Code-word. Good 'un.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: dianavan
Date: 27 Feb 07 - 01:23 AM

The real code word is guano.

Spaw quano.

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: GUEST,ib48
Date: 27 Feb 07 - 06:20 AM

Anything said or sung by Phil Collins

Subject: RE: BS: Worst Case Of Verbal Crap by Little Hawk
From: artbrooks
Date: 27 Feb 07 - 08:21 AM

Joe F: the solution to a polar air mattress is to fill it with your hair dryer.