Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:16 PM

Why, I'm sure I don't know when I have had this much fun.

Fun is always so much better at some one else's expense. You know?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:30 PM

And 'expense' is the word, Janie. Amos's credit card is a marvelous thing.

As for Barky- I believe she is at college. Do NOT call her.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Tinker
Date: 05 May 09 - 11:48 PM

Well SINSULL, if we need quick local supplies it appears they do deliver.... Perhaps a few platters of sandwhiches and finger foods and a restock of the bar is in order.

We probably should do something for the local economy before we take off.... How long does it take to get superfund status anyway???

Did anyone ever turn off the snow making machines?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: artbrooks
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:03 AM

Uh...we forgot...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:27 AM

I forget where I was going with this--oh, I remember now. Dinner. Enjoy! Great banquet in Tom Jones, but difficult to find since there is a singer using the same name.

Don't disturb the family. Let them live in peace. This party is our special gift for Amos. ;-D

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 May 09 - 01:01 AM

artbrooks, he'll love it. My daughter lives in the same town and she always took her kids to the downtown snow. I'm going to give her a call. If I know her, she'll be here very soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 May 09 - 01:29 AM

I say, does anyone have any TP?

The zamboni was delicious but it's having a fight with the stegoranadontasaurus and I think it might be a wise idea to put some windows in that new outhouse wall you're building...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 May 09 - 02:53 AM

Cat can't be missing!

Has anyone called John F Weldon?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 08:23 AM

This is getting serious. The snow has reached the volcano. It's plugging up the opening. It's beginning to look like a zit ready to explode. Worse yet the skiiers and snowboarders are crawling all over it. Meantime that idiotic squid has taken to ice skating. He's up there too. Should we warn the local authorities about a possible flood...or nuclear winter?
That would fix Amos but good, wouldn't it? If he came back from Belize to discover winter in California...
MMMMMWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!


Liz is looking abit like that volcano. Hope they finish rebuilding the loo soon.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: artbrooks
Date: 06 May 09 - 08:45 AM

Hummm...sounds like a sundae to me. Lots of chocolate syrup, and one of these for the top?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Tinker
Date: 06 May 09 - 09:04 AM

It's getting deep out there !

Whose tending bar? Something warm and strong please....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 09:24 AM

You want a giant cherry bomb on top? How about this, painted red, instead?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 May 09 - 09:28 AM

Waaaah! It froze off the moose's rack. What will they say in Alaska?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 09:54 AM

For heaven's sake, Tink. Bring that poor animal in here out of the cold. Here, Bossie. Sit by the fire on a warm blanket. A little hay; some water with a drop of whiskey and you'll be warm in no time.

It is a cow isn't it? Or a yak? Hard to tell...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:05 AM

Whoa! I think Amos would draw the line at cows in the house! Take that sorry creature out to the guest house, please!

Cows in the house. My gawd. What is the woman thinking? Next we'll hear she lets dogs in the house! On the furniture, even!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:17 AM

Sage - I accidentally knocked down the Guest House. And Rapaire accidentally blew up the yard. The Jell-O pit is frozen over from the snow machine. The cow or buffalo or whatever the hell it is stays. But now we need a shovel. And some stain remover. And some air freshener.


I think Amos is going to be pissed...

Oh look - a nice soft couch for Bossie to sleep on. Here little cowie. Up se go.
Do cows have horns...or antlers?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:19 AM

UH OH
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/04/fiberglass-cow-stolen-off-street-in-la-jolla.html

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:24 AM

Yeah, Amos took that to Belize with him.

Hey, those San Diego SWAT team folks sure know how to party! And they're really good shots! They shot out all of the lights in Amos' bedroom and barely punctured the waterbed.

Never saw a waterbed with mirrors and lights on the bottom before, but this IS Southern California.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:44 AM

Why exactly were you under the bed, Rap?. Be careful, water leaking out those light fixtures mightZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...too late.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:50 AM

Nope. I draw the line at cows in the house. The one Amos took with him is NEVER going to smell like this creature. Ewwww, what a mess on the carpet, Amos is going to kill you, SINSULL. Why do you think people have problems with swine flu? Because at one point in time they used to let the pigs in the house! Cow pox, small pox, soon we're gonna end up with the MOAB flu and the MOABites will not stand for that! Nosireesir.

I just called in an urgent order to an Arizona firm. They're coming right over to put up one of these. The first space will go over where the old guest house was, no ground prep necessary, so you can get the cow and whatever else moved out there by evening.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:53 AM

Stilly - I don't think it's a cow. And whatever it is, now that's it thawed out, it's pissed.

By the way - at least part of that stench is Rapaire's singed beard. I hope he had his clothes on when he rolled under the bed.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Tinker
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:08 PM

Whoops -- looks like he brought a friend....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:09 PM

Rap. do you still have a few rolls of that lovely red and black Mediterranean carpet you took out of your house when you moved in? I think, given the bovine invasion, it might be prudent to replace the carpet in this living room. Meanwhile, I've got one of these for the cow.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:10 PM

It's a fake beard, he can toss it. And I suppose he can find a towel and join frogprince on a couch.

The new structure is going up, there's room for that thing.

Oh. I just realized why the smell. That's one of those dwarf woolly mammoths from Wrangel Island. See? Is this what it looks like?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Tinker
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:12 PM

Now stop messing with the bovine. House cows have quiet a following. I'm sure Amos will really appriciate our introducing him to this amazing experience.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:15 PM

Oh look! Here come's a neighbor .

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:15 PM

Make that two of these for the cows. Will ya stop bringing in livestock, already!?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:23 PM

Well, I am no longer panicked (How could I have reported the truth to Palin?); since the snow and ice has been cleared I see that the moose is not the cow, or even vice versa.

By the way, I have news for everyone: Daisy, the cow in one of those links, is heavily pregnant. Anyone for a baby?

Amos will be so pleased. Idea: When he (inevitably) comes home, let's all gather inside and yell SURPRISE!

(The neighbor! lol)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:28 PM

Screw cleaning this mess up! Let's contact the media in Belize and plant a story that San Diego's been quarantined due to the Baby Mammoth Flu. When Amos hears it, he'll cash in all the beer cans he's been stockpiling since the beginning of his trip, buy a hacienda on a few hectares of land, and forget about livin' in the USA.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:46 PM

I knew it wasn't a cow. It's a baby mammoth. Not horns - tusks. Isn't he cute, all 300 lbs of him. Wonder where his mommy is...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:48 PM

Barky has a way of being where she wants and needs to be, and she'd be SUCH a fine addition to this party. (Please let me know if she shows up, and then I will too.)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:57 PM

I think it might be more accurate to ask "Wonder where his mummy is. . ." but that is nit picking.

Please don't out this party. Participants must stumble upon it to enter with the proper sentiments (and sense of mischief).

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 01:11 PM

Would anyone care to hear me play the piobrachs? I play a duet with myself, using my fingers and toes, mouth and...well, I inflate the other bag too.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 06 May 09 - 01:23 PM

Errrr, can you play "Far, Far Away"?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 01:32 PM

I thought you were under the bed looking at yourself in the mirrors?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 May 09 - 02:09 PM

driving paintball tank with snow plow attachment up the iced over volcano to sort out the skiers, ice skaters and squid.

I have requested this hoppity hop cavalry to assistin removal of bodies. Theay are adept at bouncing around skis, poles and blades of ice skates.

Very professional.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 02:40 PM

Pretty colors too!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 May 09 - 02:47 PM

"Out" the party?!?!?! I could, but I would not DREAM of doing it!

Here's a hot tip tho, having once been there: leather-covered LR furniture. Mind the dirt-- it's beige. Party on! :~)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 06 May 09 - 02:58 PM

Oh, this is delicious DNA! So tasteful. Spicy and yet no much so. Oh, so delicious. We have sent for The Others to come and enjoy it as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 02:59 PM

Careful where you go with that tank, Tam. That volcano has grown 30' in the last half hour. If someone accidentally sticks a ski pole into that swollen boil about to rupture - messy at best. DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT allow Severn anywhere near that site. Maybe it's time to get the duck, the cat, the octopus and the penguins safely back to the tavern. Shut the door tightly behind them. this will be one hell of a blast.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:06 PM

Don't forget the polar bears!

But if Rap doesn't stop with the Piobrach, we might wanna leave him outside to appease Pele. And maybe the cows...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:13 PM

This IS Southern California. Any volcano will erupt with hugs, kisses, chocolates, good whisk(e)y, and lotus petals.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:15 PM

And the cows (or whatever they are) are staying on the couch in the house. SHEEEEEESH!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:29 PM

Looks like lava oozing from those fissures, at least to me, Rap.Maybe it's grenadine syrup to sweeten all that free whiskey?

AW look - all the hockey players are holding hands and singing..."We are the world/ We are the children..." I think the fumes are getting to them. heheh Claire is mowing them down with paint balls. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:36 PM

Had the geologist do some tests. Turns out it is not a volcano. It is a treacle mine


Waffles at the ready!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bill D
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:44 PM

Ya' know... I doubt Amos took his guitar to his tropical paradise....or his bush hat. I do hope they have been protected during all the 'festivities'. I'll just nip round to the usual closets and check.....


hmmm...nope, not here... maybe in here---...oooops

Oh, GEE! I hope there's a good repairman in San Diego. I coulda told you all that slicing cheese and bologna on guitar strings was not a good idea! And a PINK hat? Was it IN the Cherry jello?

Oh, my....maybe some brownish shoe polish...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 May 09 - 03:48 PM

Bill! Stop! That's not shoe polish! Oh dear. that's the stuff the mastodon left on the oriental rug. OOOOOH that's nasty.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 04:13 PM

You can actually tell the difference between Amos' hat and what the mastodon left behind?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 May 09 - 04:16 PM

The treacle mine has developed some leaks, at least the ice is slowing the stuff down.

We need rescue operation for the hoppity hop cavalry. They are getting stuck in the syrup flow. Some have heated up and are floating away.

Looks like another amazing adventure for Captain Ball Breaker

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 04:18 PM

An unsuspecting Amos enjoys the 5th day of his vacation.