Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bill D Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:58 PM Abundance: Big party held in a bakery cannibal — Someone who is fed up with people. Absentee: A missing golfing peg. Semite — Big-truck driver. Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bill D Date: 17 Aug 10 - 09:06 PM Adverse: A poem that gets longer the more you read it. Negligent: When you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown Neurosis: Fresh flowers. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:32 AM Bill D, Abundance: Big party held in a bakery LOL!! ************ Pomander: Bruce & Sheila Ambidextrous: Do everything right-handed Defer: Shave hair off animal Anteroom: Space for parent쳌fs sister Understudy: Cause of exam failure Spectator: Mottled tuber |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: KHNic Date: 21 Aug 10 - 05:33 AM Jocular - A Scottish vampire |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Marion Date: 21 Aug 10 - 04:58 PM Horology - scientific study of commercial sex |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Bainbo Date: 21 Aug 10 - 05:06 PM Teatowels - nocturnal birds that suckle their young |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Date: 21 Aug 10 - 11:30 PM Agrophobia= a fear of farming pustule=a device for lancing boils flageolation = to beat with beans Pasta= Italian nostalgia Trumpet= a very loud French Fart Marxism= snobbery associated with good academic grades |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Date: 22 Aug 10 - 09:48 AM Obsenility: becoming a dirty old man. Obsolessons: teaching people to be useless. Narcitecture: The way designer drugs are invented Squallow: a very dirty bird Triffic lights: a really exciting road junction Marxschism: yet another split in the Trotskyist movement |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 22 Aug 10 - 10:38 AM Shellfish: Miserly crustacean Skinflick: Dandruff Mountebank: Savings scheme for Canadian Police Phallusy: Penis shaped Paradame: Female parachutist Fondue: Enarmoured Morsel: Advertising campaign Herpes: Wig |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 22 Aug 10 - 11:31 AM Winsome: Lose some! Assuage: Hay? Custardy: Egg nog Noggin: The Nog Manatee: Chap drinking hot beverage Nubile: Fresh vomit Chinchilla: Forgotten scarf Chihuahua: Speaking in tongues! Penetrate: Numismatist Evanescent: Welsh climber Pentacle: Writing set Incumbent: Dubious salary |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Paul Burke Date: 22 Aug 10 - 01:55 PM You got that one wrong, mon ami si heureux. Phallusy? bollocks. Young men who frequent picture palaces Know nothing of psychonanlysis, And although Dr. Freud Would be very annoyed, They cling to their long- standing fallacies. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 23 Aug 10 - 11:40 AM Orphan: Cooling device for metals Bulletin: Metal ammunition container Screwdriver: Insurance fraud Molasses: Animal posteriors Brandy: Superior to Brand X Forestall: Compel everyone Melange: Hybrid fruit Photosensitive: Dislike having picture taken Curriculum: Asian influenced school dinners Confluence: Hypnotise with evil intent Impervious: Demonproof Custodian: Person in charge of swearbox Meddle: Award Lampoon: Spear for hunting young sheep |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 24 Aug 10 - 08:25 AM Coptic: Policeman쳌fs watch Acquire: Singing group Mollycoddle: Indulge Morris side Stucco: Keyboard malfunction Sequestrate: Fee for marine adventure Instil: Not out Scarify: Frighten Expound: Devaluation Fabricate: Textile consumption Cortisone: Lovers lane Pungent: Male comic Fertile: Russian hat Farcical: Distant hand scythe Supercilious: extraordinarily asinine In testate: Marks out of ten |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Micca Date: 24 Aug 10 - 08:45 AM Excrement = stepped pay reduction Tautology = the art of tension Ventricle = leaky heart valve |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 25 Aug 10 - 08:53 AM Tantric = Magic sunbed Content = Prisoner on camping holiday Quirky = Crap Buttery = Butt fattening Macaroni = Another continental holiday dance craze Popsicle = A bike for dad Unicycle = A bike for grad |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 25 Aug 10 - 11:09 AM Catacomb: Implement for feline flea removal Heirless: Bald Ultrasound: Sturdy Caveat: Guinea pig headgear Specious: Poshspeak for roomy Endomorph: Axed TV character Elderberry: Old person쳌fs funeral Menopause: I don쳌ft hesitate Double breasted: Normal Portent: Leaky camping shelter Mundane: Dull Scandinavian Impale: The Devil쳌fs Brew! Poltroon: Scottish parrot Mistral: Unmusical troubadour Asterisk: Astronomical hazard Mustang: On death row Coalesce: Smokeless fuel Angiosperm: Irish prostitute Rescind: Oops, I did it again! |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 25 Aug 10 - 01:03 PM Stupor: Ladling thin broth Infatuate: Cholesterol Emulate: Tardy bird Humidor: Damp gold Cauterise: Winked Porcine: Obscured way marker for road hogs Morbid: Auction Dulcet: Bunch of bores Armadildo: Heavy duty vibrator Sentinel: Smelly Nelly! Rumpus: An invitation? Octopus: Cat with 8 lives Cant: No such word! |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 08 Sep 10 - 09:37 AM Toiletries: Dog urinals |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 13 Sep 10 - 09:24 AM Diatribe: Football hooligans |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Michael Date: 13 Sep 10 - 11:51 AM Counter irritant = shop assistant Kangaroos = look at those amazing marsupials. Translator = He's going to become a woman. Toiletries = letries for children to play with. Gymnosperm = result of watching women exercising. Shitsu = stupid name for a dog. Succulent = a borrowed nipple |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: katlaughing Date: 13 Sep 10 - 04:09 PM This is for MtheGM..it was either this thread or the other!*bg* On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took of his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 15 Dec 10 - 10:20 AM Kat, LOL!! I'll use that one at the sesh tonight! Here's some more to ponder: Tertiary: Clint Eastwood Curlew: Hairstylist Menstruate: Realistic male bodymass Binnacle: Small bin Pannikin: Corporal Jones Morbid: Up the ante at auction Morbidity: Dirge Ultramarine: More than able seaman Disgruntle: Remove porcine vocal cords Spinnakers: Speciality contortionist's act Euphemism: Teenager –speak Prosthesis: Expert's dissertation Falsehood: Imitation sou'wester Porcupine: Bacon craving |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 02 Feb 11 - 11:57 AM Campaign: Lumbago from sleeping on wet grass Cortex: weatherproof headgear to keep brain warm Oinkment: Porcine medication Ninny: Shy female goat Understatement: Subtitle |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 07 Dec 11 - 07:52 AM Gymnosperm: Firing blanks? |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Nigel Parsons Date: 08 Dec 11 - 04:50 AM Crone: Duplicate oriental life form. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Nigel Parsons Date: 08 Dec 11 - 04:54 AM Clone: Oriental hag Crony: Hag-like, Crony: Joint for the birds. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Nigel Parsons Date: 11 Jan 12 - 05:28 AM Purist: What you risk getting when you drop your mobile phone in the toilet. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: DMcG Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:57 AM Mentioned at a sessionn on Friday last - Twirled: Yorkshire |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Mr Happy Date: 11 Jan 12 - 08:56 AM T'wirled -LOL!! |
Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary From: Genie Date: 11 Jan 12 - 10:50 PM A few overlaps, but mostly new (definitions of exisiting words) here: Neo-Definitions (Washington Post, Plus) |