BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Gurney
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 03:46 AM

Fluctuation. "Certainly not, oriental person!"
Confrontation. Oriental woman wearing falsies.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 10:47 AM

Unduelation: Spontaneous sniggering

Relationship: Family cruise

Didgeridoo: Oops, did you do it again?

Pedantic: Foot tapping/ clog dancing

Mangetout: Gluttony

Understand: Loiter in subway

Phallusy: Penis exhibition

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 08:38 AM

Dubbing – adding a musical shoe treatment?
Bi-stable – Advert for a barn conversion.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 10:52 AM

Urban: Her driving disqualification

Truncate: Starving elephant

Liposuction: Sipping cider through a straw

Particle: Stimulate pater

Toupee: Balance

Imply: Mendacious sprite

Deflowered: Dead headed

Preserved: Deja vue meal

Underpinned: Sat on tack - Ouch!!

Vagrant: Unfocussed tirade

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 12:34 PM

Ingrate: Coal

Coalesce: Put another shovelful on fire

Understate: Deep south

Pharmacist: Agricultural worker

Mistral: Musical wind

Temperate: Vexation measure

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 08:20 AM

Ineffable – too extreme to be expressed by swearing
Snow – it's not affirmative.
Starbucks – astronomically priced coffee

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 02:47 PM

Largesse: Capital S

Lampoon: Harpoon to kill lambs

Panache: Pain from using heavy cook pots

Concensus: Number of scams

Gnomon: On a sundial, a gnome's shadow

Urine: Your turn to bat

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 10:30 AM

Quantity: The bosom of a fashion designer.
Sanctity: Ditto, gone south.
Matador: Welcome to a Spanish home.
Picador: what a burglar might do.
Acme: the finest sort of spots.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 12:40 PM

Swords: Words beginning with S

Cutlass: Slice girl

Rapier: Deflower yer

Epee: Payment method

Sabre: Remark on cold temperature

Windlass: Flatulent female

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 21 Mar 10 - 07:49 AM

Disconcert: Show cancelled

Mascot: the bed slept in by the ten who rolled over

Ascent: Highbrow speech

Father: Obese woman

Manequin: Male thief or mad sibling

Pannikin: Coporal Jones

Porcupine: Ham craving

Ululate: Tardy ones

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 21 Mar 10 - 10:18 AM

Paralytic= Unqualified but practising low-fat tick
pastiche= a humourous copy of a Cornish dish
appetite= an amused drunk
pandemonium= the cacophonous instrument played with a wooden spoon by your child in the kitchen

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Mar 10 - 09:48 AM

Mendicant: Unable to repair

Plentitude: Thoroughly masticated

Bobbin: Action of red, red robin

Engrave: Bury

Oakum: All ye faithful

Stamen: Refuse sex change

Circumspect: Look round

Elude: He's rude

Symbolic: Percussion error

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Mar 10 - 11:41 AM

Finale: Beer made from fish

Lathe: Bilingual definite article

Watershed: Hot tub in garden

Imperfect: Superman

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 11:21 AM

Nomad: Sane

Torque: Speak

Focus: Enemy's oath

Supercilious: An extreme dafty!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 12:38 PM

Hatred - Scarlet headgear.
Hatred - Loathe communism
Hatred - Produce crop circles

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 25 Mar 10 - 01:13 PM

Trifle = Multi-barreled weapon
Flatulent= borrowed apartment
endevour = a wedgie

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 01 May 10 - 07:05 PM

Volumptuous: Curvaceous. All the curves go outwards.

Curvacuous: Miss World material. See Numbile, Pneubile etc.

Nubiddable: if you don't know by now...

Paedophool: one who thinks online means anonymous.

Homeosexual: a person who has a vanishingly small amount of sex.

Letsbian: a very tolerant woman.

Oreal sex: Just making it up.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 10 - 01:10 AM

lol Some of these are just really clever.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 May 10 - 01:52 AM

Flatulent= sublet

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 02 May 10 - 12:15 PM

Ampersand: the grit inevitably found in picnic sandwiches.
Macrame: String often served with cheese sauce
Harmburger: junk food
Beliefburger: junk religion. See Jeezburger
Baguette: a member of West Bromwich Albion Ladies' Team
Futurami: Pickled beef of the 30th century
Laphroaig: the noise a Scotsman makes when clearing his throat.
Peppercorn: to shoot oneself in the foot with a machine gun
Choirizo: a singing group of sausages
Gruel: ungind

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: mousethief
Date: 02 May 10 - 10:18 PM

maturation: when you are forced to eat your throw rug
vocabulary: the voice of Larry, the Cable Guy
intertestimental: bury the guy whose brain is the size of his balls

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:11 AM

diversion - information officer for Welsh Performing Rights Society

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:13 AM

diversity - Welsh place of study

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 03 May 10 - 06:15 AM

diarama - Welsh current affairs programme.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 09:48 AM

Wonderful: Just can't think about it any more

Perfection: Foolproof ignoring

Speciality: Darjeeling, Earl Grey?

Intemperance: Insufficiently annealed sword

Overwrought: Elaborately scrolled ironwork on garden gate

Crotchet: a small crotch?

Ungulate: Defer execution

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Jun 10 - 10:17 AM

Ferrule: democracy?

Vermicular: Mountain train for worms!

Interpolate: World police tardiness

Bastion: A big spoon for moistening Sunday roast

Panoply: Wooden cooking vessel

Doubly incompetant: Can't play a shaky egg or spoons!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: RAT-W
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 01:00 PM

Hemisphere - fear of doing things by halves

DVD - what Jamaicans risk getting after sex

telephone - tell them he called

Dunno - finished being negative

Book - the noise Derbyshire chickens make

RAT-W

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: RAT-W
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 04:12 PM

Ok, having now been away and thought about it:

Latex - what the chickens die yesterday

Ditto - No, you didn't

Anihilate - A tardy Egyptian river

Chronos - like Windows or linux for elderly witches

Ejaculate - A tardy Yorkshireman called Johnathan

Monkey - Used to unlock the monastery door

Carpet - A nodding dog

RAT-W

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 05 Jun 10 - 04:29 PM

Tarvin: past Hungary (that's for Gospodin Schastlivym)
Subcutaneous: a less than pretty botteom
Antimatter: Father's sister's business
Demonstrate: No gay devil.
Nosegay: a rhinosexual
Facsimile: An intensive simile, e.g. "like a F***ing diamond in the sky".
Snuff: That is sufficient.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 03:26 PM

Dipthong: swimwear

Ingrate: ashes

Consumate: deceive friend

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 04:48 PM

"I 'ad your ring" he said, admiringly...

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 09:19 AM

Conciliation: trick gullible oriental

Sequestration: Provisions for voyage

Vigilante: Uncle's wife has insomnia

Reclusive: Vandalise lavatory filter

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: The Sandman
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 12:57 PM

Mudcat:

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 02:29 PM

We happened upon a good on at the Good Intent today:

"Soubriquet" - what Mrs Tuckey calls you!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 03:35 PM

Mudcat: a drink like Advocaat but a sort of milk chocolate colour

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 10:41 AM

Carage: Holding pen for vehicles owned by aggressive drivers

Kosher: Bailey

Catatonic: Feline medication

Pentangle: Biro stuck in cardy

Meniscus: Threaten, swear

Bandicoot: animal with rickets

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 Jul 10 - 05:33 AM

Sublet: Unsubtle

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 14 Jul 10 - 07:34 AM

Disconsolate - unhappy with an official foreign representative.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 16 Jul 10 - 10:15 AM

Succumb: Taste?

Paraphenalia: Heating fuel accessories

Fissure: Angler

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 08:26 AM

Some phrases:

Cutting edge: Topiary

Hands free: Leprosy

Quick release:Incontinence

Labour saving: Favourable election outcome

High spec: Flying goggles

Buffer zone: Old folks home




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& more words:

Paraphrase:Miltary language

Innovation: Pub applause

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 12:19 PM

Counter productive: Manufacture of tiddleywinks

High fibre: Stringy, ropy

Jocular: Scottish

Melancholy: Fruit/vegetable hybrid

Curtail: Dog's bottom

Madrigal: Orgasm

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Jul 10 - 05:13 PM

Pharmacist: an agricultural labourer
Restitution: A home for the terminally lazy
Proboscis: anti union
Console: A false bottom for a shoe
Cherub: embrocation for revolutionaries.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 07:58 AM

Articulate : consequence of narrow lanes and a large lorry.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 08:44 AM

Cockade: Viagra

Alimentary: My dear Watson!

Creeping bent: Chronic arthritis

Amplitude: Thoroughly masticated


Parenthesis: Mum's or Dad's dissertation


Follicle: Bijou folly

Hollyhock: Pawn Xmas wreath

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Jul 10 - 10:28 AM

Ambergris: Lubricant for traffic lights

Anchorite: Moor competently

Motivation: Obsessive compulsive gardening

Missal: American missile

Peregrine: Pear cider of distinctive hue

Quantum: Area of midriff above miniskirt

Contour: Dishonest Holiday Company

Campaign: Lumbago caused by sleeping on deflated airbed

Tentacle: Camping equipment

Curlew: Hairstylist

Laminate: Why a young sheep knows to eat grass

Specialise: Coloured contact lenses

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 28 Jul 10 - 10:00 AM

Singlet: Ugly duckling

Doublet: Two singlets

Triplet: Three singlets

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 10:43 AM

Plinth: King'th thon

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 11:48 AM

Revolt: Concerning unit of EMF

Platitude: Flossing teeth with hair

Fandango: Cool down, and then leave

Interdenominational: Mixed currency

Fulcrum: Crumbly bread

Pedantic: Foot movement

Atrophy: World Cup

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Songbob
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 02:57 PM

I saw this above and thought it had a different meaning --

Distress: a haircut


Bob

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Leadfingers
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:03 PM

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