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Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: GUEST Date: 13 Jan 05 - 09:29 AM See your 200 and raise you 201 |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: GUEST,Nobody Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:07 PM Well, if my name is Naomi I will stay away from John Lewis, no matter WHAT he promises me. And if I am the youngest of two sisters, my father prefers me, and my sister is jealous, I will steer clear of water. And I will tell the devil to tie up my wife before he takes her down to hell because that way she can't kick the demons around. And if I am on a ship named the Golden Vanity, I will be very careful and talk to the messmates first. And, if I am a fair maid about seventeen, who must 'list in the navy for to serve the queen...I'll get some fake warts or something to that no one will fall in love with me! And...if my name is Janet I will tell my father that I really can't talk right now, and then escape through the window or something before he makes me take off my dress. |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: Cluin Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:25 PM Next time I'll listen to my mother who don't want me to roam and avoid all future skirmishes with Amerindians. |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: Amos Date: 18 Feb 06 - 10:44 PM I will not try to defeat the onward march of technology by out-performing machinery, out-calculating computers, out-communicating cellphones or any other way, If I mess around with a girl such as Nelly Bly I will NOT do it in a neighborhood where I will be recognized. If I find that the games are going on in Duncan's saloon, I'll let it ride for another time, or talk to him about it after I have had some rest. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: Big Al Whittle Date: 19 Feb 06 - 05:22 AM nobody is taking me by the hand and taking to meet all the big issue sellers in trafalgar square |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: Mr Fox Date: 19 Feb 06 - 06:43 AM Wring the parrot's neck before eloping with myserious pointy-eared characters. |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: MickyMan Date: 07 Jan 09 - 06:21 PM I will never allow my daughters to walk together anywhere, especially if they get near a gully, a well, or a millstream. |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: Acorn4 Date: 07 Jan 09 - 07:56 PM I'll make an appointment with Specsavers before going out trying to shoot swans again, or even take up the melodeon instead! |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: Jack Campin Date: 07 Jan 09 - 08:00 PM If I'm in charge of security at the school those two brothers go to I'm installing metal detectors. |
Subject: RE: BS: Resolutions for folk song characters From: Amos Date: 07 Jan 09 - 08:43 PM If the man I love goes off on a white horse to see the world and doesn't ask me to come along, fuck him, I'll find someone else better. A |