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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 07 May 09 - 11:37 PM Between the contents of that jello pit and the by-products in BWL's cow pasture, Amos will find a very mellow group of party-goers when he walks in the front door. Who's playing look-out tomorrow? He's gonna get here sooner rather than later. Anyone running a pool on what he says first time he opens his mouth (so to speak)? I'll put a couple of bucks in on the chance that it has the word "shit" in it. . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 May 09 - 04:14 AM Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Anyone there????????? Little help please??? Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Moonlight, it's me, It goes with my hair...... mostly silver. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 08 May 09 - 06:24 AM Oh dear, Liz dear. Quick, some one come up with a mythological creature to go rescue the dear girl. We absolutely don't want her to miss the "homecoming." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 08 May 09 - 06:29 AM Enjoying the coolness and quiet before sunrise on their last, or next to last morning in paradise. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Tinker Date: 08 May 09 - 07:21 AM Hmmm I'm running off to bring my daughter home today, but I'm sure you all will finish getting everything put together for a Oh, and be sure the jello pit is ready for Liz's landing... , I heard the Canadian's weren't real pleased with her desending orbit... Liz's landing... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 May 09 - 08:18 AM Liz miss the homecoming? Actually, Liz will be the only one there for the homecoming. The rest of us will have skedaddled, leaving Liz stuck in the loo for Amos to discover... ...and pin the blame on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 08:29 AM Loo, loo, Liz in the loo, loo, loo, Liz in the loo.... 'Sokay. We'll have a net out. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 08 May 09 - 10:48 AM And here I am. Is there anyone about? I'm down here in this plughole and I can't get out And I've been here for at least a day or two Can anybody help a little Lizzie in the loo? (With apologies to Marcus Turner) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 08 May 09 - 11:03 AM You DON'T want to be caught in the loo when himself gets home....he may need those facilities... "Loo, loo...skip from the loo.." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 11:24 AM Gluon, fetch! Liz and Ebbie. Now. Good girl! Gooooooood Girl! Betcha didn't know she could do that trick, did you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,Gluon Date: 08 May 09 - 11:56 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 08 May 09 - 11:57 AM Oh no, no, no. Why ME? Why always me... sob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 12:05 PM I think there's a shower still working. You two look like you could use a good hot one. There are still a few of those diaper service towels around here, help yourselves. MMMmmmm and maybe we should open a window for a while. . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 12:30 PM Is there any of that meat still on ice in the rink, or should someone go shopping to restock Amos' fridge before he gets home? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 May 09 - 12:42 PM I want my teddybear... and some chocolate... but most importantly, a clean pair of chuddies... Now let's skedaddle before it all hits the rotating air distribution device! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 08 May 09 - 12:46 PM Hummmm...I understand that there is a public library in Pocatello that could use some remodeling.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 12:56 PM It does not exist in any space-time continuum. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 08 May 09 - 12:58 PM Oh. I was going to enlist the help of Nunzilla to go and fetch back Liz. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 08 May 09 - 01:02 PM I heard these guys were really good at putting things right. Mind you, they usually have to be the ones to have put it wrong in the first place. How much time before Amos rolls in? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 08 May 09 - 01:29 PM Well, that adds a bit to the excitement and sense of...uhm...adventure. We don't quite know his ETA, other than sometime between and Sunday. So, the question becomes who will be most surprised when he turns up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 08 May 09 - 01:30 PM Those guys will have to have a good supply of either a popular carbonated soft drink, or some powder from Colombia to do their work, because as we know "Things go better with Coke" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: VirginiaTam Date: 08 May 09 - 01:43 PM Hmmmm. Have we loaded Amos' PM box with a load of pointless junk mail? Think I'll start with the simple message.. "It wasn't me. I didn't do it." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 08 May 09 - 01:50 PM Too easy to track, VT...let's just fill all his shoes with left-over lime jello. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 02:00 PM I wonder if we could all retire from this thread and let it drift close to the bottom so when he finally opens it it looks like we've all left. Or hidden really well. I've done intensive research (rereading MOAB) and find the departure date mentioned but no return date. Since he left on a Friday, chances are good for symetry sake that he might return on a Friday. So. . . . Everybody, Hide! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 02:09 PM Why should I hide? I'm not ashamed of trying to make Amos a new potty shed. It's not MY fault that his slide rule has funny decimal points. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 02:15 PM There were these two cannibals, see? One asked the other "Whatcha doing>" The second replied, "Havin' a ball." A few minutes later the second cannibal asked the first if he'd mind running down to the store and get him a a Coca-Cola. "Why?" asked the first. "Because things go better with Coke," said the second. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 08 May 09 - 02:29 PM Well, I, for one, am not going to refresh this thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 08 May 09 - 02:54 PM I'm not either. But maybe we should get up a welcoming committee to distract them and delay them a bit while we finish tidying up in here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 03:10 PM Place looks fine to me, apart from where the Legionairres and Legionettes had that barfing contest/orgy in the bedroom. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 03:30 PM Oh? I missed that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 04:04 PM No, they said you won both parts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 08 May 09 - 04:18 PM hahhaha Oh, it is too much. hahahhahah |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 08 May 09 - 04:18 PM Not to worry, we've had that entire bedroom shipped to an alternate universe and replaced it with this one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 08 May 09 - 04:22 PM Or was it this one? I forget. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Bill D Date: 08 May 09 - 04:27 PM Could someone change this thread title to something innocuous...like, "Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos.."? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Janie Date: 08 May 09 - 04:33 PM That, MR. Bill, is a brilliant idea! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Ebbie Date: 08 May 09 - 04:37 PM That rock cave bedroom is gorgeous. I think I might incorporate it into one of the rooms in my partially underground hillside home. But here is a currently existing one (I tend to prefer things dripping with opulence): Moody Cave to Fancy Spirits Do you think Amos might like one for his own? Right now, when the sky is the limit (at least until his card maxes out), is an excellent time to explore new ideas. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 05:19 PM Perhaps something, like Amos, that's simple. Or we could provide some more... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 05:20 PM ...to his taste. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,Mystrocard/Vista of Amerika, Inc. Date: 08 May 09 - 05:30 PM It has come to our attention that a person or persons unknown at this address has purloined one or more credit cards belonging to one of our clients and has utilized this/these cards in an unauthorized manner. Please be aware that it is our policy to prosecute such activities to and beyond the limits allowable by law. It is our intention to (1) subpoena the records of the virtual entity known variously as "Mudcat" and/or "The Mudcat Cafe", (2) determine the true identities of those responsible for these activities, and (3) assure that they are directed to make restitution as well as receive an appropriate sentence of incarceration. Our research into the activities of the aforementioned individuals indicate that an appropriate sentence would be enclosure in an elevator-like structure for a period not to exceed six months, during which time the Muzak shall be programmed to play only Montovani, as performed by The Thousand and One Strings. Additionally, we have determined that the individual whose cognomen is "Max" has no liability for these actions, but that the individual known as "Joe" had both full knowledge of them and the ability to terminate them at any time. Further, we plan to request that the appropriate authorities issue an arrest warrant for the person known as "Liz" for indecent exposure and corruption of an invertebrate semi-sentient. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 05:37 PM Hey...Mistyvisty. Bite me and the horse I rode in on. No, wait, I mean "and the hors d'oevures you rode..." nah, that ain't right either. Anyway, it's a Dustcover card so wadda YOU care? Have some of this extremely old, extremely rare, Scotch that was laid down in anticipation of the coming of Charles II. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 05:46 PM Hey, Janie, they missed you and your dish shopping! Oh, but maybe I shouldn't mention your name. . . This bed would be very cosy. I liked that "simple" one up above by Rapaire; Claire, that white room was way too fancy and think about all of the dirt that would show! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: GUEST,Mystrocard/Vista of Amerika, Inc. Date: 08 May 09 - 05:51 PM Let it be further known that this corporation, hithertofor known as "us" or "we", have been in contact with the bureaucratic hierarchy of the polity commonly known as "Pocatello, Idaho" and have advised them of the subversion of publicly-owned property, to wit computers, laptop computers, and/or internet access by a low-level management official of that polity, commonly known as "Rapaire". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: artbrooks Date: 08 May 09 - 05:57 PM Do you think those will be adequate, after leaving this behind? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Rapparee Date: 08 May 09 - 06:03 PM It's all in your mind, pissysissy. I don't really exist. That beach bed...it all comes back to the mosquitoes. And the sand fleas. And high tide. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 08 May 09 - 06:07 PM Stilly, that does look cosy. The white room wasn't me, though, that was Ebbie. I like rooms with a bit more personality. What's the use of opulence, if you can't have color as well? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: frogprince Date: 08 May 09 - 06:10 PM Doggone, ClaireBear; that Chinese whorehouse looks the same as when I was there 43 years ago! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 08 May 09 - 06:25 PM ...except, strangely, it's in India now... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: ClaireBear Date: 08 May 09 - 06:25 PM 400, by the way. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house From: Stilly River Sage Date: 08 May 09 - 06:34 PM I agree, Claire. Color is a must! |
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