BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 12:43 PM

SINS. "Feeling better?" I wonder if the nurses could answer that one? >;-)

Terry. Surrre.

Spaw... pervert. My kinda guy! Um, hmmm...

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 01:02 PM

Gnu, Spaw is just a normal, quiet, home-loving kind of guy. He mows the grass whether it needs it or not, barbecues in the backyards on weekends, watches Monday Night Football, drinks Bud Lite, eats extra-large pizza with double everything, votes Republican, wants to return to the gold standard, drives a big honkin' diesel pickup truck, hunts ducks and deer in the Fall, buys camouflage thong underwear for his wife and/or girlfriend, has 2.3 children, and is, in every possible way, an example par excellence of a typical Ohio pervert.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 01:10 PM

Rapaire. "... mows the grass whether it needs it or not..."

Now, THAT is PERVERTED!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 03:50 PM

Just checking in so I know where I got to before the giggles got me...

Sev - I hope you are taking notes and know who to get back at once your typing hand is better... I would respond on your behalf but I don't like to fight a battle of wits with unarmed opponents.

(((Love)))

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 03:53 PM

Bring it on, lass.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: artbrooks
Date: 17 Apr 09 - 06:40 PM

Were you referring to the Bare of New Brunswick and the I-poo of Idaho, Liz?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 05:43 AM

I got nuthin... lot's of it, too.

Hope we get a weekend update on the new digs and all the noses.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 03:20 PM

You nose... the diagnoses, the prognoses...

Hey... can I get a hand here? lift a finger?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: artbrooks
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 05:17 PM

I'd be glad to give you the finger, myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Sorcha
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 05:23 PM

Me too, Art! LOL

And just where is the Master, gnu? He seems to have mysteriously done a dissapear act.......


NO posts on this thread for his good friend Severn. Or any other posts either....

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Genie
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 06:23 PM

oh, grooooaaaaannn, Emily! That was even worse than my stolen roan story!


Sev will love it!

; D

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Fortunato
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 08:27 PM

Susette and I went to see Master Severn at Our Lady of Dispassionate Motion R&R Center, and there he was, the picture of relaxation.   Fully reclined and waited on hand and foot, as it were. Why they even brought him his lunch in bed, he didn't have to move a muscle.

Kind man that he is, he offered to show us his grafts, but Susette declined. Believe it or not our good Severn was quite talkative as well and regaled us with stories of his adventures in health care.

We took himself an ipod so he could listen to some old time country music, and if you folks have Itune compatible recordings, why you could send him some and he could down load them on his 'puter when he gets home which may be in a few days.

All in all he seemed quite himself. I asked if they used all foreskins to graft his skin, as I was concerned about the effects of swimsuit season and miniskirts on his newfound epidermis, but he allowed as how he'd grown it all himself.

cheers, chance

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 08:35 PM

Thanks Chance!

"...regaled us with stories of his adventures in health care." So, if he can regale....

Great news. Thanks again!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 08:36 PM

Sorcha? I don't understand???

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 10:21 PM

I don't either, gnu but that's the lot of my life.
Now the picture of Severn lying on the bed while some nubile nurse peels him a grape and offers to chew it for him - that's good news.
Thank you Chance and Suzette.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 18 Apr 09 - 10:29 PM

I'd heard they only use aftskin for this, eh? No problem there during the swimsuit season unless it's a bit of a d-r-a-g.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 05:25 AM

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars."

Kahlil Gibran

Good to hear from you again

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 09:02 AM

thanks for the reports

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Leadfingers
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 11:45 AM

Thanks Chance ! Glad to know he IS mending !!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Genie
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 12:06 PM

What Lead said. : )

I'll send some mp3s too.

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 03:35 PM

Yo Sev. Grub any better in the new digs?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: vectis
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 04:21 PM

Glad to hear he's mending. Please send our love to him
Mary & Ian
in Seaford
UK

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 10:08 PM

Aftskin? Is that different than foreskin?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 09 - 10:35 PM

I knew a guy who had a nose job and had it grafted with foreskins. Every time he got "excited" his nose grew. His name was Pinocchio or something.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 06:23 AM

Or was it Woody?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Micca
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 06:25 AM

Rap, I think for skin grafts it is more what the french call "Coup de Fesses" wwwhich My French friend assured me meant "skin of his ass"

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 01:44 PM

They take it from any large area of healthy skin - thighs work too.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 04:09 PM

So THAT'S why people sit on their hands!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: CET
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 07:39 PM

Well, I'm embarassed to come to this thread so late, but my thoughts and prayers go out to you, Severn. I will write within the next day or two.

Edmund

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Emma B
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 07:43 PM

Severn asked me to pass on the information that he is 'denied access' to mudcat at the centre for some reason.

No news yet on when he will be able to return home but has a follow-up in Baltimore on Thursday.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Neil D
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 09:25 PM

Great news! Glad you are on the mend. Neil and Christina

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 20 Apr 09 - 10:38 PM

Thanks, Emma! I wondered if it might be something like that...better than than him not being able to handle if otherwise. Looking forward to continuing good news.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 21 Apr 09 - 04:03 AM

sites that get an "access denied" are an interesting bunch - I remember trying to update capital city newspaper links on our library database & not being able to access several papers!

more thanks to all those who pass on messages to the rest of us

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Apr 09 - 07:50 AM

They probably checked out the NYCFTTS and thought it better to block Sev.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: CET
Date: 21 Apr 09 - 07:53 AM

I'm a techno moron, but perhaps the hospital has a local network with a firewall that is preventing access to Mudcat. Maybe there's an administrator that can allow access.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 21 Apr 09 - 12:57 PM

I assume the admin has to block any site that may contain "adult" material.

Or maybe they read some of the puns in this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 21 Apr 09 - 01:06 PM

BTW... if anyone is not familiar with The Master's work, here's a thread that I looked for first thing in the morning while it was on the go.

Real pun thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST,Skip Chaney
Date: 21 Apr 09 - 06:26 PM

Hi Severn, Wow! Looks like you've got a lot of great friends. It's been awile, though I'll never forget those great (and stupid) times we had growing up.....make that growing older, I doubt either one of us has grown up. The grapevine moves fast when old friends are in trouble. Get better.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 08:01 AM

Is Sev due home this week? Anyone know?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 08:37 AM

SINS- Emma B.'s message on the 20th said,
"No news yet on when he will be able to return home but has a follow-up in Baltimore on Thursday. "

Perhaps someone have time to give us an update soon.

Good morning, Sev!

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 08:57 AM

DOH! I read that. Sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 09:33 AM

Why would he want to go home, with nubile young ladies caring for his every need and want? Why, I'll bet he has his own groupies by now.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Emma B
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 01:14 PM

Kathie Mack writes today ....

"We don't yet know, of course, when Severn will be back in his house, but word will go out, whenever that happens."

Keep the good thoughts coming folks

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 01:36 PM

I think of him at least severn times a day.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 04:05 PM

I think of him severn days a week.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 04:06 PM

Severly, too. I think of Severn in severe suspense seven days a week.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Emma B
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 04:14 PM

"According to an intense Kinsey Institute study, the average man forms a thought about sex approximately every two minutes, and that he generally ponders the thought for about a minute, 50 seconds before letting go of it."

Gee fellas! I'm suprised you find the time :)

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 05:03 PM

I am above average.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 06:47 PM

You mean that while I was completely the city's energy audit and the powerpoint presentation for Friday and working on the server quotes I need tomorrow I was, all the time, thinking about s-e-x???

Dang, but I'm one kinky stud!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Emma B
Date: 22 Apr 09 - 06:55 PM

I bet it sure made for an interesting powerpoint presentation :)
I don't even want to think about the 'energy audit' :)