BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC

Subject: BS: J. Rasmussen and wife separated
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 04:04 PM

Sad but true; Garrison Keillor announced today that Jimmy Rasmussen and his wife, of Lake Wobegon, have recently separated.

Subject: RE: BS: J. Rasmussen and wife separated
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 04:10 PM

So what difference does this make to me?

Subject: RE: BS: J. Rasmussen and wife separated
From: artbrooks
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 04:22 PM

Ya shure, that's a terrible thing, it is. But ya know, there's a lot of that in Wisconsin in the summer, with the high humidity and all. I betcha they get back together in a few months...it's always good to have someone to snuggle up with under that gray goose down comforter.

Subject: RE: BS: J. Rasmussen and wife separated
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 04:26 PM

Ye gods. Don't do that to us.

Subject: RE: BS: J. Rasmussen and wife separated
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 04:26 PM

I thought you meant our own Jerry Rasmussen!!! (Before the first name was spelled out.)

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 05:19 PM

Nobody's business but their own.

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 05:33 PM

Whew!!!

Lexdexic me read "Jerry" as well and horror set in me fir a brief second...

(Bobert lets out a deep sigh of relief...)

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 06:02 PM

A more sordid episode I've never ever heard of before! But this is old news. Jimmy R. and his sister were siamese twins joined at the pelvis when they were born 29 years ago. And yes, they were separated! The operation proved to be so traumatic for both that they went to live with relatives on opposite sides of the USA. By chance, they were reunited in a porn movie. Instantly they KNEW who the other was. It felt so RIGHT!!! Now they are happily married and living in England, somewhere near Giok. He knows them----but also has no idea about their background.

Giok, look carefully at all your friends & try to figure it out! It just might make a ton of difference to you.

Love,

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: Deckman
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 06:33 PM

Art ... GEEZE LOUISE! It's time for you to go back on the road again! Bob

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 07:30 PM

I am sure Giok knows all about it. He is hip to such things.

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 09:46 PM

Hey, fellers, did anyone read the first post before jumping to change the thread title? I heard the "news" on Prarie Home Companion this morning, and just figured to have a little fun with it. Now it just looks like a "whythehell would he post that item.

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: artbrooks
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 10:40 PM

I read it, froggy, and was perfectly willing to play along. On the other hand, Jerry Rasmussen is a good MudFriend to many of us, and it clearly caught people off guard.

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 22 Jul 07 - 10:43 PM

I know I'm always the last to know, but when I saw this headline I thought, "This is going too far!"

The other J. Rasmussen and his wife are very much in love. We'll be celebrating our 10th Anniversary next year, and we're still on our honeymoon.

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: frogprince
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 09:01 PM

The question now is, why did this thread re-appear; was it revived by spam that was in turn deleted?

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: Art Thieme
Date: 21 Sep 07 - 09:43 PM

Yes, there are questions here that might prompt National Security to look into it.---- And my two friends tell me there are some real positive aspects to being joined at the pelvis---serial orgasms are not the least of these.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 03:55 AM

Art T, it would be most difficult for a brother and sister to be siamese twins. Just had to say it.

Reminds me of when my daughter's twins were little. They were/are boy and girl twins and yet every now and again someone would ask if they were identical twins. Ha

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 04:00 AM

Can I just say...


EEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


But good that Jerry and Mrs Jerry are happy.

Here in the UK we're a bit behind you folks, any news on Jimmy and Mrs Jimmy?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Jimmy Rasmussen and wife separated-PHC
From: Joe Offer
Date: 22 Sep 07 - 02:12 PM

No, Frogprince, we wouldn't dream of leaving a thread title like that untouched.
In general, if thread titles are misleading, we change them. It's often said here, "If you don't like a thread, don't read it." If the thread title is misleading, the reader is denied the choice.
-Joe Offer-

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And now that it's November 21, I see no reason to refresh this thread any more. The thread is closed.