BS: Frequently given answers

Subject: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Bert
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:37 PM

Because!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:43 PM

No!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Emma B
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:48 PM

Ask your mother!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Alice
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:48 PM

Yes!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Alice
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:50 PM

Two answers I get a lot...
Maybe.
and
Come back later.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: pdq
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:51 PM

21

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:59 PM

The computer software won't let me input that information. Just ignore it this month and it should be straightened out for the next statement.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: pdq
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 02:06 PM

"Error Occurred While Processing Request"

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: autolycus
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:24 PM

Fine thanks. And you?



   


       Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:26 PM

Because I said so!

No, sorry, I don't play requests.

Not if you were the last man in the world!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Peace
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:31 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 04:57 PM

"Up yours, Jack!"

And less provocative:

"I'll think about it."


Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 05:15 PM

42

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:24 PM

Plantar fasciitis.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:27 PM

"No, officer, I didn't see any sign."

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: SussexCarole
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:34 PM

"In a minute"

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Peace
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:34 PM

Suck rocks!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:48 PM

"Good enough for government work."

"Close enough for folk music."

"What was the question?"

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Rowan
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 06:59 PM

Why!!!!!?

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Col K
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 07:06 PM

Why not?

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: John O'L
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 09:35 PM

Can't afford it this week.

Where you dropped it last time.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 11:51 PM

Not till after your dinner.

Probably somewhere in your mess of papers.

In the microwave thawing out.

You had it last.

Same place it always goes.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 02:22 AM

Did you check down the back of the sofa yet?

Although that does actually cover both question and answer...

It's almost invariably under the piano, if it's not down the back of the sofa.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 02:25 AM

Well, it looks like a willy... just smaller.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:00 AM

You don't NEED another guitar!

It's more than me job's worth.

Were you going to do it with THAT?

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:17 AM

Ah, but dead birds don't fall out of nests.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 05:17 AM

LTS - LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 06:05 AM

Too early to tell, too late to care.

Go fuck yourself.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 06:51 AM

In a bottle on the roof.

I've got a bone in my arm.

I'll think about it.

A jump at the pantry door and a bite at the latch.

Gone to see a man about a dog.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:18 AM

There and back to see how far it is. (one of my grandfather's)

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:23 AM

...........as well as can be expected under prevailing circumstances

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:42 AM

Toe Jam Sandwiches.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,fudged
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 08:31 AM

'I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago'

'The minister is unavailable for comment'

'it is not the government's policy to comment on intelligence matters'

It could get worse, better stop there:)

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:08 AM

"Don't know. Don't care."

(aka "Fuck you for asking. Fuck you very much.")

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: EBarnacle
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:28 AM

Very well, half of the __________ are not thieves.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Bert
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 09:41 AM

Mom used to say "Under my arm hanging on a kiss curl"

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: MaineDog
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 10:11 AM

No, but if you start it, I'll join in.

The dog did it.

MD

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 11:38 AM

...to spend more time with his family

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Severn
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:24 PM

LOVE!

Blowing In The Wind!

Yo Mama!

If it doesn't rain.

Not tonight, I have a headache!

C'est la vie!

In your dreams!

I know you are, but what am I?

Yes, of course I love you.....


...and for 8-Ball owners:

Ask Again Later

Signs point to yes.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:28 PM

What????

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:29 PM

"12 inches."

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:35 PM

Two weeks.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:51 PM

What's it look like I'm doing?

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 07:39 AM

"Am I In, Love?"

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 07:59 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:01 AM

Upstairs in a pie-tent in Ardfert.

Up in Nellie's room behind the wallpaper.

As far as turn-back(where the geese walk bare-foot).

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,Squeaky at work
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:09 AM

No, now get back in there and don't make me get the hose!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 11:48 AM

As old as my tongue and as young as my teeth.

A wigwam for a goose's bridle.

Because Y is a crooked letter and you can't make it straight.

So's Christmas.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 01:42 PM

"In just a few more months, we'll know if the Surge is working!"

(given every few weeks)

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 03:51 PM

"Shut up!"

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: frogprince
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 07:00 PM

two hairs past a freckle

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Gurney
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:26 PM

I am unable to answer because of ignorance and indifference.

Or a translation thereof.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 04:26 AM

You can put it where the sun don't shine.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,not very good guitar player
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:02 AM

Its in the post

Yo Blud!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: kendall
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:27 AM

I fell down and stepped on it.
If it was up your ass you'd know.
It's not my turn to watch it.


True story, I swear... Some years ago, I was having a problem with my knee, and a neighbor loaned me a big magnetic bandage. Wearing it on the outside, I walked into a little store, and a nosy woman asked what I did to my knee. This is what I told her.."My wife and I were doing it like dogs and she ran up under the porch."

I thought she would be offended, but, she laughed right out loud. She may have wet her knickers...I didn't check.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Splott Man
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:41 AM

"Wait and see"


courtesy of my mum

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: kendall
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 08:14 AM

"I do."

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 12:53 PM

"You must be joking."

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:24 PM

Kendall - she may not have, but I nearly did!!!

A friend at work had to explain why he was sporting a sling and a black eye... he told everyone the frequent answer - he fell down a step. He later divulged the true and less frequent answer to me.

He and his lady friend were engaged in a little sporting fixture which involved twin beds pushed together. They got rather enthusiastic, the beds shot apart, he ended up dislocating his shoulder as he landed on the floor between them, and blackened his eye on her knee as he went.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:27 PM

Then there are those bruises that show up after a fun night and you're not sure where the came from...

U.P.I. = Unidentified Party Injury