BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime

Subject: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Oct 07 - 08:17 PM

Which one will get you jail time or fine

Bong water
Black water

Spying on NFL coaches signals
Spying on everyone

Torture by fire ice and incisions
Hugging in High School

Taking an oath to uphold the Constitution and breaking that oath.
Demonstrating to uphold the Constitution

Wagging your foot in the mens room
Wagging your wiener in the mens room

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: Amos
Date: 04 Oct 07 - 08:54 PM

a. Lying about fellatio.
b. Lying about mass abuse of others by military force.

a. Causing the death of a patient in a permanent vegetative condition or long term coma
b. Causing the death of ten thousand civilians trying to get by

a. Causing the death of 3,000 citizens in one operation?
b. Causing the death of 2,000 soldiers with one signature?
c. Providing medical marijuana for the terminally ill?


a. Lying to the American nation about what you know
b. Telling the truth in public about how you feel.

a. Carrying s 7 ounce jar of Pond's Cold Cream onto a passenger plane?
b. Being a 190 pound bag of shit on a fighter plane?

Fun game you've invented here, Donuel!



A

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Oct 07 - 11:22 PM

Thanks Amos


Whistling (the kind with your lips) in Jacksonville FL, Detroit MI and LA CA.
or
creating 150 decibles within Wash DC city limits.

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Oct 07 - 11:38 PM

Let's see if I've got it:

a. Giving the order to commit egregious and wanton war crimes.
b. Being a cab driver in the wrong place at the wrong time in Afghanistan.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: Mr Red
Date: 05 Oct 07 - 02:52 AM

a) lying about creationism's maths errors
b) creating a lie about mass destruction

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: folk1e
Date: 05 Oct 07 - 08:51 PM

1) Conniving to falsify a democratic election in America

2) Complaining that the election in your country was not fair



1) Selling torture impliments to foreign governments

2) Allowing your own nationals to suffer "rendition"

3) Not doing anything about eather of the above



1) Invading another peacefull country

2) Supporting the invaders above by letting them host the Olimpics

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: GUEST,bert on kelley's machine
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 02:11 AM

Amos,

I know of two babies now who wouldn't be alive if it hadn't been for the (illegal) use of marijuana.

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 02:31 AM

Stealing an apple, or borrowing an apple pie. (Just trying it on a lighter note.)

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 03:35 AM

Posting anonymously or
Bitching about others posting anonymously...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: folk1e
Date: 06 Oct 07 - 08:21 PM

1) Singing (with MY voice)
2) Not singing

Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Oct 07 - 01:36 AM

a. Deregulating the Savings and Loan Industry (and allowing widespread looting of said institutions)
b. Being a president (with a well-financed vicious enemy) who had a fleeting, legal association with an individual who in his past life owned a savings and loan that failed.