BS: Those randy expressions UK

Subject: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Rasener
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 09:34 AM

Just wonder if there are any :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: The PA
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 09:59 AM

'A good Rogering' really embarrassing, our friends collie is called Roger!

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Rasener
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 11:45 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: TheSnail
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 12:42 PM

Like a rat up a drainpipe.

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Rasener
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 01:35 PM

Oh I thought that one was

Like a rat up a snakes arse

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: GUEST,Martin
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 02:06 PM

releasing the one-eyed trouser snake

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Leadfingers
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 02:51 PM

But DONT talk about Humping your suitcase across the city !!

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Rasener
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 04:10 PM

or going for a gypsys kiss

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 06:48 PM

Well, we thought going for a fag was perfectly innocent until they changed the smoking laws!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 06:57 AM

Gay pub near us is the only place in the county where you can still have a fag with your pint.

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: The PA
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 08:25 AM

Villan, I thought going for a gypsys kiss meant going for a p*ss?

Is that where I've been going wrong?

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Rasener
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 08:34 AM

It does mean what you say PA :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 04:39 AM

My lawyers will be in touch.
(Hereabouts "to Roger" is to sing out of tune accompanied by washboard and kazoo).

Rts

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Rasener
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 04:54 AM

Is that why everybody in Ascot says "I am going to get rogered tonight" LOL :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 08:50 AM

And said about a bit of a lothario-
He's like a robbers dog - all dick and ribs

Martin

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 11:04 AM

Where I came from a lothario was as randy as a lodging-house cat.

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: folk1e
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 06:31 PM

Goosey ... whore (scottish)
Hoosie .... brothel (scottish)
Slapper .... loose woman
Tart ..... an effeminate man ... or a lose woman!
Virgin ..... a mythical creature
A dose of the clap ..... VD
Bashing the bishop
shaking the snake
Tossing off .... all mean male masturbation
An arse like a bag of ferrets .... a nice bum

I realy can't think where I picked these up from.....

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 03:04 AM

Having a bum like a bag of ferrets was how my mother would describe squirming children who wouldn't sit still. If you were wandering around aimlessly, then you were a fart in a colander, not knowing which hole to get out of.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: lady penelope
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 07:00 AM

On and on like a nun's knickers = boring

Up and down like a tart's drawers - self explanitary

To get on your tits - means something annoys you

To get off your tits - means to either become extremely angry or inebriated.

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: GUEST,John Gray in Oz
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 08:57 AM

I wanted to use "Golly Gee Willikers" in a sentence and went online to check whether willikers had two Ls or one. Imagine my surprise to find the Urban Dictionary's second meaning of the phrase to be ; Surprising a woman from behind, lifting her dress, and mounting her in that manner !
So girls - when you hear GGW face the kitchen table, bend over and place your hands on it - and wait for a jolly good rogering.
Guess I'll have to revert to Gee Whizz or something similarly as boring.

JG / FME

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 09:15 AM

'An arse like two jaffas in a string bag'

I have heard this used to describe a lady with a pert bum.

Anyone apart from me ever heard 'Eartha Kitts' as rhyming slang for . . .

. . . Stop that- you'll go blind !

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Rasener
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 09:26 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: lady penelope
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 10:16 AM

Mmmm.... just so's you know John Gray, to have a 'whizz' or 'whazz' is to urinate. So possibly gee whizz is also out of the picture..... *G*

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Rasener
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 10:47 AM

Having a dump

Have you dropped your guts

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: The PA
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 11:15 AM

Horse show saying: 'one at a time please'
Generally heard as a rather large lady rides past, supposedly said by her horse - but usually uttered by the nearest group of men.

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: folk1e
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 07:12 PM

Dropping ones guts is to fart, usually with a particularly bad smell!
Kids are like farts ..... everyone thinks their own are O.K.

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: David C. Carter
Date: 25 Oct 07 - 07:27 PM

He/She/It,vanished like a fart in a fan factory.

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: The Walrus
Date: 26 Oct 07 - 11:06 AM

Someone unwelcome could be said to be "as welcome as a fart in a space-suit"

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 29 Oct 07 - 11:38 AM

Or a turd in a swimming pool

Subject: RE: BS: Those randy expressions UK
From: Michael
Date: 29 Oct 07 - 12:41 PM

I could give her a good seeing to.

Playing hide the sausage.

Finger diddling

Playing stink finger.

All pretty self explanatory I think.

Mike