BS: Bobert dream cabinet

Subject: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Ernest
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 04:19 PM

Hey, why are you talking about other`s dream cabinet when you didn`t even suggest someone for Mudcat`s own candidate?

I have no idea who would be daring enough to volunteer...

...but who needs volunteers when YOU could choose?

So: please do!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Peace
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 04:21 PM

This is it.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 05:11 PM

If Bobert gets on the ballot, that changes everything, and I will support him FULL TIME.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 06:30 PM

"Bobert's Dream Cabinet" certainly ain't gonna look like Brucie's "This is it"... I'm kinda a mountain cabin kinda guy... You know, a couple ol' funky chest of drawers fir the kirchen works fine...

As fir actual cabinet members, I'm leaving that open fir folks to lobby, bribe, etc...

But I don't like the current departments.... We need a bunch new ones... Department of Interior, for instance, sounds, ahhhhhh, a tad to graphic... How come they outlaw phornography then have a Department of Interior???

Nevermind that interior stuff... Hey, everyone has a danged sex life, don't they...

Department of Defense??? It's been over 60 years since the last time qwe were attacked by another country so this is a complete waste of money... I like Department of Peace...

Department of Homeland Security??? Yeah, put it undee the Department of Peace, too...

Treasury Department??? Ahhhh, seein' as it's getting raifrf so bad by the current crook, maybe we just need to take a few folks from the old DoD and let them keep an eye on the dough???

Department of Housing is fine...

I think we need a Department of Food, too...

And a Department of Fun...

And a Department of Music...

And a Department of Miscellanious...

And a department of Women... Yes, definately a Department of Womenz...

Oh, yeah, I do lke the Department of Transportation but I'd rather have a railroad man head it up...

What else...

Oh yeah, the Department of Cannibus... How'd I forget that one???

(Duhhhhh, Bobertz...)

That's about it fir now...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 06:35 PM

Nah, Bobert. Change the name of the Department of Defense back to the War Department. Then create a new Peace Department.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Bobert
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 07:35 PM

Good idea, Rap...

Think I'll give 'bout $100B to the DoP an'..

... a couple bucks to the DoW...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Peace
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 07:44 PM

Appoint someone named Leo and call it the




you ready?


really?


Department of War and Peace.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: JennieG
Date: 01 Feb 08 - 01:37 AM

Can I be the Ozzie representative? You need international recognition.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Feb 08 - 08:12 AM

Department of Oz???

Yeah, why not...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: GUEST,strad
Date: 02 Feb 08 - 06:21 AM

What a wizard idea!!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: GUEST,Blues=Life
Date: 02 Feb 08 - 10:02 PM

Bobert, I want to be the Cabinet Secretary for the Department of the Blues. I will, of course, pull double duty as your Cabinet Bouncer. Say the word, and they are outa here!

Bigg Ugly, Unofficial Bouncer of Tweedsville.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: topical tom
Date: 03 Feb 08 - 12:17 AM

Absolutely brilliant! You guys (and gals?) certainly have my vote.It's worth a little more now(my vote) because it's Canadian.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert dream cabinet
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Feb 08 - 08:11 AM

Okay, B=L...

Secretary of Blues it is 4 youz...

B~