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BS: The thread that asks a question.

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Subject: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:08 PM

You think we should have one of these?


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From: bobad
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:15 PM

What?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:16 PM

Huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:17 PM

Why do you ask?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: PoppaGator
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:19 PM

Who said?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:27 PM

Will NONE of you take this seriously?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Becca72
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:29 PM

what question?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:32 PM

Are rhetorical questions a growing problem?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:35 PM

At last. A serious answerer. Thanks is in order, isn't it? Or should that be aren't they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:36 PM

Are growing problems a rhetorical QUestion? Sure they are. Do I give a flying fuck? Not very. Is this going to make me look like a Spawoid? Probably. Do I care? Your guess is as good as mine; I forgot the question.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:39 PM

There WAS no question. It was a retorricle/rehtorical/retoracle made-up statement with an interrogation mark affixed to the end of it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:42 PM

This is historical times.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:45 PM

Sound effects. ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:47 PM

"You think we should have one of these thread(s) that asks a question?"

Sure. Makes sense to me. You?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:48 PM

So, uh, why do we say "Thanks very much" instead of "Thanks very many"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 02:08 PM

How about those teenage girls that end every statement with a question mark? Like, I was talking to him? And you know what he said? He was, like, you know? Like, have you ever met anyone like that? Like in the mall?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 02:09 PM

How asinine...and how Mudcat, these days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 02:18 PM

True. Just keeping up with the times as it were?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 02:32 PM

The answer that cannot speak it's name :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 02:44 PM

I would not say these are very sound effects. Iw ould call them unstabilizing semantic paradoxologies, myself.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 02:49 PM

Peace, how do you think of these things?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:06 PM

The thread that asks a question. You think we should have one of these?

I need to ask a question. Is this the thread where I do that, or were you just asking if we need a thread for this purpose and then one can be opened?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:10 PM

The trouble with a thread like this is - doesn't it encourage people to ask more questions ....... even if they are rhetorical?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:15 PM

The question is does any question actually question what the original question was for?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:16 PM

thanks for that clarification eanjay now my brain really hurts :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:20 PM

"Peace, how do you think of these things?"

It's a gift . . . thank you for asking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:23 PM

LH... don't ya just wanna slap them when their voices go up in volume and tone at the end of EVery SENTENCE?... when thay actually make a SENTENCE? It's like, REEEElie annOYING. Don't ya fIND?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: skarpi
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:31 PM

if ???? are ?? then ???? is ???? right

kv Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:37 PM

Yes, skarpi. Exactly. You have hit the nail with the hammer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Slag
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 03:50 PM

...and this would effect me, how?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: skarpi
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:05 PM

well as then ???? is ???? , its ?? and ? so it will be ????????
understand


kv Skarpi


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: topical tom
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:07 PM

I think I know the answer. What was the question again? There had to be a question!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:19 PM

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half,
how long would it take a cross-eyed grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:21 PM

What is "Two Tiger Sharks" Bill?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:22 PM

It's been fifty years since Eddie Cochran brought the matter to our attention, and there's still no cure for the Summertime Blues. Why?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:26 PM

Penicillin-resistant strain?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:41 PM

Ah yes, the mysteries of life. Like why do we say, "I'm going to take a piss?" Shouldn't it be "I'm going to GIVE a piss?"
And how can you be REALLY sure, that when you close the refrigerator door, that the little light is really off?
And while we are on the subject, what is the oldest thing in your freezer? Does anybody write the date on the stuff that's in there?

bob

And one last thing, Peace. Here's an anchovy for ya...<%)))>(


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:44 PM

<%(((>(


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:48 PM

You know, I did this nice little drawing of an anchovy, and the thread/mudcat wouldn't let me post it, probably cause I used a mark that is used in HTML. Where is the justice!?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: bobad
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 04:55 PM

Do you mean in your posts of 4:41 and 4:44 Bob? I see them, they are very cool, look like they've been hittin' the sauce tho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:01 PM

Have one on me Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:02 PM

Where is the justice!?

You mean these guys?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:08 PM

Must be something in Bob's anchovies that Internet Explorer doesn't like. I can see them using Opera, but not IE. Is that a question?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: bobad
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:16 PM

I see them fine in Firefox but not in IE, which I never use anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:19 PM

Well. I don't see them on 4:41 & 4:44. Must be Safari...
First thing that came up was I used this mark: <, and another to draw the tail. Then it got me thinking CENSORSHIP! Not on Mudcat! It would be like telling me I can't wear my underwear on the outside of my pants, like Britney! Not that I wear my underwear on the outside of my pants, mind you. But if I FELT like it!
bob


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:21 PM

Like, uh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: bobad
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:23 PM

Bob has anchovies in his underwear I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:27 PM

Somethin is fishy there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:29 PM

One last time. Testing the anchovy: <%(((>(


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:35 PM

I still can't see it. My anchovy seems to affect the positioning of the lines that surround this:
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Oh well, Enough anchovy for now, at least planes did not fall out of the sky...Let me near a computer, then watch out!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:53 PM

FREE ANN CHOVY


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 05:57 PM

where? Do they usually charge for her?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 06:04 PM

she got pasted!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 07:36 PM

Anchovy paste? Is that what you use to put broken anchovies back together?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 07:49 PM

Hey BWL - are sure that isn't a photo of the Morbid Pumpernickel Choir?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Slag
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 07:58 PM

Them damn anchovies is gettin' everywhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 08:02 PM

It's that Bob Ryszkiewicz guy. He LOVES anchovies. Really. Why, I recall once when the members of the Super Grease Revue were together and Bob asked that instead of being paid in money, we be paid in--yep, you guessed it--anchovies. Really. I wouldn't make up something like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 08:18 PM

and well worth it too :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 08:59 PM

Yeah, but you try taking 342 pounds of them to the bank!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 09:07 PM

do you have change for this?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 09:09 PM

THAT is the second-largest anchovy I have ever seen!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 09:11 PM

LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Slag
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 01:46 AM

Yeah, now that's starting to look like the anchovies I've been hearing about!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:04 AM

More rhetorical questions:

We've changed topic here, yes? Isn't this thread about questions?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:45 AM

Re taking or giving of a piss - what is wrong with 'getting' a piss?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:46 AM

Which would you rather be, or a wasp ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 10:01 AM

Good question?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 11:55 AM

My daddy used to ask, "Which would you rather have, or a baked apple?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 01:25 PM

Could you repeat the question?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 01:53 PM

Sure. Which question would you like repeated?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 02:16 PM

Why do shirt collars always fold in half where you don't want a crease when they come out of the wash
Why can't we invent a better shirt collar


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: topical tom
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 02:42 PM

Why do we need collars anyway?What purpose do they serve? Ay, there's the question.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 02:48 PM

They hide hickeys.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 03:34 PM

"Could you repeat the question?"

"Yes, 'the question'."

"Thanks, now could you call me a taxi?"

"Sure, you're a taxi."


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Waddon Pete
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 04:10 PM

I think this thread is highly questionable!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Emma B
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 04:19 PM

Questionable? possibly...... but....

in the best possible taste! :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 10:53 PM

Have you seen my glasses?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Janie
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 10:54 PM

Nevermind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 11:45 PM

I never do...


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 05:42 AM

Which would you rather ride, or a bike ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Cluin
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 10:10 PM

How did you came? Did you drove or did you flew?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 12:15 PM

"How was it for you?"












;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: polaitaly
Date: 12 Mar 08 - 12:45 PM

Nothing special....I ate better anchovies....


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:19 AM

If I had thirteen milk bottle tops would I get change out of a dustbin (US - trash can) lid ?

How much ?

(Are two questions allowed in one post ? :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 11:56 AM

No, two questions are not allowed in one post. Just as two negative numbers make a positive number when multiplied or divided, two questions make an answer. Nobody knows what the answer is, but it's an answer nonetheless. The number of questions in a post should always be an odd number, and the odder the better. "Green" is a very odd number, not being a number at all, and thus makes a really good number of questions to ask in a post. Is this answer perfectly clear?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:01 PM

Didn't I ask three questions in my previous post ? Is not three an odd number ? Are you listening at the back, there ? What is the square root of f*ck-all ? Do you agree ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 12:15 PM

Fuck-all has no square root. It's root is triangular.

Why do we always talk about anchovies on these threads, and never sardines, kippers, or gefilte fish? Is a question with multiple objects, like the previous one, just a single question or is it actually four questions rolled into one? Should I really be wasting my time wondering about stupid shit like this, or should I go throw a few pots?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 01:25 PM

The square root of fuck-all can be found in the preamble to the founding charters of the Democratic and Republican parties of the USA.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 01:31 PM

his thread, intellectual as it was when it started out, has degenerated. No offence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 02:22 PM

Do you really think so?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 02:46 PM

Oh, definitely. People using big words, saying witty things--this thread was never meant for that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 03:23 PM

?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 03:25 PM

OK, that I understand. See, there's a man who KNOWS what to quote. BWL just linked to "The Witty Sayings of George Bush."


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Gurney
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 04:22 PM

I thought of coming in from a different computer, as Guest Bill Shakespeare, and asking "To be, or not to be?"

I didn't. Anyone know why?

2B or nt 2B for texters.


Anyway, who put the bop in the bop she-bop-shebop?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 04:27 PM

When will it all end?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:30 PM

Um... when and how did this thread get changed from the original intention? I tried to "do it" the right way and it donna work no more??? Reading back and to try to discern if I was fucked up, I found posts that made sense just don't no more. Especially mine on accounta, that ain't what I posted. What gives?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:37 PM

Spitzer. He gives.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:47 PM

Well, fuck him?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:50 PM

OK. At long bloody last. We're back on topic.

The topic is

































spatulas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:51 PM

Please note that this was the first post. NOW, we have come FULL CIRCLE!

"Subject: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace - PM
Date: 19 Feb 08 - 01:08 PM

You think we should have one of these?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:51 PM

I have a lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:52 PM

That's real estate.

Keriste, here we go again. YOU are causing severe thread drift here, gnu. No offense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:53 PM

But.... If I had a rocket spatula..........


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 05:55 PM

OK. I take that back. We're back on topic again. Gnu I could count on you, Knew.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 06:41 PM

Isn't this how Jeopardy! is played?

I'll take anal bum cover for $200, Alex?

I'll take the rapist for $400, Alex?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 07:21 PM

Hey, John, good to see you. Nice to have someone here who makes sense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 07:24 PM

Uh, John, I'll have to take back that thing about making sense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:22 PM

WAIT!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: John Hardly
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:23 PM

...take it back when I START making sense. It will leave a question lingering in the air like, like, ....like something that lingers in the air.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:26 PM

Air Lingus?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:38 PM

"Is you is or is you ain't"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:46 PM

Well, I shall correct one small piece of statistical misinformation from that article. Hillary is NOT from a minority group. There are more females than males in the USA. And as proof I offer the following song from


JAN AND DEAN lyrics - Surf City

Two girls for every boy

I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woody
(Surf City, here we come)
You know it's not very cherry, it's an oldie but a goody
(Surf City, here we come)
Well, it ain't got a back seat or a rear window
But it still gets me where I wanna go

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every boy

You see they never roll the streets up 'cause there's always somethin' goin'
(Surf City, here we come)
You know they're either out surfin' or they got a party growin'
(Surf City, here we come)
Well, with two swingin' honeys for every guy
And all you gotta do is just wink your eye

Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every boy

And if my woody breaks down on me somewhere on the surf route
(Surf City, here we come)
I'll strap my board to my back and hitch a ride in my wetsuit
(Surf City, here we come)
And when I get to Surf City I'll be shootin' the curl
And checkin' out the parties for a surfer girl

And we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
You know we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, 'cause it's two to one
Ya, we're goin' to Surf City, gonna have some fun, now
Two girls for every
Two girls for every boy


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 08 - 08:49 PM

HA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 05:09 AM

Ah?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 06:13 AM

Wasn't it the man who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong the same one who out the bop in the bop-she-bop ?

Why do I bother ?

What is the cube root of nine-tenths of four-fifths of fuck-all multiplied by the average diameter of a pubic hair ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 12:30 PM

A symtotic?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 01:36 PM

The diff    ty he   is hat p ple kee dr   ing ff to c.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 04:20 PM

icul   re t eo     p   ift opi


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 14 Mar 08 - 04:30 PM

Could you repeat the question please?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 15 Mar 08 - 04:23 PM

WHAT ABOUT THE CHINESE QUESTION?

Enquiring minds want to know.........Hu Flung Dung?

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Appaloosa Lady
Date: 15 Mar 08 - 05:30 PM

"Two girls for every boy"

Those boys sure are lucky, aren't they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 01:07 PM

Who killed Davey Moore?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bert
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 03:03 PM

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Was it something like this?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Peace
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 03:09 PM

From the Gospel of Bob.

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not I," says the referee,
"Don't point your finger at me.
I could've stopped it in the eighth
An' maybe kept him from his fate,
But the crowd would've booed, I'm sure,
At not gettin' their money's worth.
It's too bad he had to go,
But there was a pressure on me too, you know.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not us," says the angry crowd,
Whose screams filled the arena loud.
"It's too bad he died that night
But we just like to see a fight.
We didn't mean for him t' meet his death,
We just meant to see some sweat,
There ain't nothing wrong in that.
It wasn't us that made him fall.
No, you can't blame us at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says his manager,
Puffing on a big cigar.
"It's hard to say, it's hard to tell,
I always thought that he was well.
It's too bad for his wife an' kids he's dead,
But if he was sick, he should've said.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?


"Not me," says the gambling man,
With his ticket stub still in his hand.
"It wasn't me that knocked him down,
My hands never touched him none.
I didn't commit no ugly sin,
Anyway, I put money on him to win.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says the boxing writer,
Pounding print on his old typewriter,
Sayin', "Boxing ain't to blame,
There's just as much danger in a football game."
Sayin', "Fist fighting is here to stay,
It's just the old American way.
It wasn't me that made him fall.
No, you can't blame me at all."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?

"Not me," says the man whose fists
Laid him low in a cloud of mist,
Who came here from Cuba's door
Where boxing ain't allowed no more.
"I hit him, yes, it's true,
But that's what I am paid to do.
Don't say 'murder,' don't say 'kill.'
It was destiny, it was God's will."

Who killed Davey Moore,
Why an' what's the reason for?


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,Bob Ryszkiewicz
Date: 16 Mar 08 - 06:52 PM

From the outskirts of Infinity - Jimi Hendrix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_SFqZYy_g
The ? floats across The Methane Sea...

Happy St. Patrick's Day...
May The Great Leprechaun be kind to ya...
bob


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 17 Mar 08 - 05:25 AM

Who kiled Davey Moore ?

I, said the sparrow . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: GUEST,GD
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 11:03 PM

Not Sure How This Is Going To Work Out But, This Message Is For "Peace", In Reference To The Super Grease Revue. I'd Like To Know More. I'm Not A Member Here, Just Stumbled In, So I'll Risk It And Leave This Email Addy, Backstage@DavisDeluxeMusic.Com


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 24 Mar 08 - 09:10 PM

WHAAAAAT?

DT


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Subject: RE: BS: The thread that asks a question.
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 04:05 AM

Why, do you ask? If so, why do you ask?


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