BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 07:47 PM

Have a happy birthday dear, only one more year before you become a teenager... Enjoy the day and do some piano practice!

LTS - AKA Mum

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Beer
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 07:58 PM

A very happy birthday from the frozen north(Quebec).
Adrien

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 08:31 PM

Many happy returns!

Kitty

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 09:15 PM

Did your mum buy you that vintage XKE she promised? If not you should nag her for it. Soon you'll be able to drive and you'll want a cool car, won't you? And wouldn't this make a really nice birthday present? Much nicer than old piano lessons....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: artbrooks
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 10:24 PM

Make her give you chocolate.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Mar 08 - 11:35 PM

Happy Birthday from another Aries!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: JennieG
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 02:17 AM

And happy birthday from the sunny antipodes!

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: skarpi
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 03:27 AM

Happy birthday my dear , and watch out , fasten all the screws on the
new bed :>) willyou , your mom may have forgot one or two :>) "Grin"

enjoy your day


All the best Skarpi Iceland

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 04:15 AM

If the bed falls apart Skarpi, we'll blame IKEA - that's where it came from!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 04:16 AM

Happy Birthday Phoebe!!

Have a wonderful day

Lots of Love Khatt, Paul and Harry xxx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 04:16 AM

Happy Birthday, Limpit, from Uncle Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Megan L
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 04:41 AM

Have a lovely day lass and dont let yer mum drive ye anywhere:) ye might end up back in Scotland the way she navigates.

AWRA BEST Dauvitt and his Meg

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: bfdk
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 05:20 AM

Have a cracking birthday, my little Santa-Santee!

Beware of that IKEA, furniture and people alike, they often have a screw loose ;-))

Enjoy the day, take the opportunity to boss your old mother around, eat all her chocolates, beat the cr** out of a few boys, if you like, and generally do as you please on this very special day!

Best wishes,

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 05:34 AM

Penblwydd yn hapus, Limpit -

Many happies.

Erica and Bryn.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 05:38 AM

Ya know... iffin ya practice that thar pIannie real good, someday ya might just be able to buy one a them thar fancy rides like what Rapaire posted.

Acourse, it's YOUR Bday, so have fun and don't worry about the lessons too much... or the car... there's lots of time for both... Happy Birthday!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 06:22 AM

A dozen short years already!

Well I hope you have a great day Phoebe, and enjoy your new bed, and you new camera, and any other goodies that come your way.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOEBE

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 08:54 AM

Have a very happy birthday, Phoebe. Maybe we'll get to see yo again soon.
Love Jane Geoff and the Ducklings and Maddie!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: maeve
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 09:03 AM

Happy Birthday from snowy Maine! Be kind to your mum; she seems to think highly of you! Enjoy your day, sleep well in the new bed, and have some fun with the piano.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 09:07 AM

Beer, write out one hundred times:

I must not teach bad geography to impressionable young ladies on their birthdays.

Quebec is almost 3 degrees SOUTH of London.

Happy birthday to the relevant person anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 09:10 AM

Well, you should become really good on the piano. Then maybe you can make lots of money playing it in a pub or something.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: MMario
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 09:19 AM

There is NO WAY Limpit can be that old. No. Way.

So when you gonna talk someone into bringing you to the Getaway?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 09:56 AM

Many happy returns Phoebe. Enjoy your day.

Live long, die happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: ranger1
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 10:20 AM

Happy birthday, Limpit! And remember not to grow up too fast, being an adult is not all it's cracked up to be, trust me. As far as I can tell, the only advantage is that you can eat dessert first.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 10:31 AM

Another birthday? Does this child have 2 a year??? No, it's just I'm at the age when Time's Winged Chariot is going like the clappers. Happy Wossnames any way!

RtS
(64 and a third)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 11:09 AM

Happy Birthday Limpet !

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Megan L
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 01:27 PM

Tami stop encouraging Limpit in bad eating habits! Is it no bad enough that her mither has her convinced that chocolate is one of the main food groups :)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: MudGuard
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 03:10 PM

Happy Birthday Phoebe Limpit from Munich!

Andy/MudGuard

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 04:02 PM

You're right. The basic food groups are salt, sugar, grease and alcohol, and Limpit is too young (right now) for the last. However, bread dropped into the grease from streaky bacon and then sprinkled with sugar should meet the dietary requirements of the first three.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 05:10 PM

She prefers red wine....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: ranger1
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 05:20 PM

Chocolate isn't one of the food groups?!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 05:33 PM

Isn't caffeine one of the basic food groups? I was always taught that Irish coffee filled all of the daily requirements...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 26 Mar 08 - 09:14 PM

more (& maybe belated) birfday greetings from the other side of the world

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 03:51 AM

Limpit has learned from the Mistress... Chocolate is made from beans and beans are in the proscribed '5 a day' list for good eating.

That's our excuse and we're sticking to it!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Pistachio
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 05:58 AM

Love that 'beans' excuse. Can I borrow it.

Belated Best Wishes to Limpit who I first met at the Yorkshire Gathering?
It's such a good time of year for a Birthday!

Hazel.x.x.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 06:49 AM

Many happy returns... may your house always be too small for all of your friends.

Sal

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Morticia
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 09:19 AM

Phoebe, you have a really, really pants Godmother and I am very sorry. Could we have a deal that I will take you to Paris or European capitol of your choice on your 18th in lieu of having consistently forgotten for years?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 12:09 PM

Morty - Don't think we won't take you up on that, but there's no need to wait until she's 18, she has her own passport and can be packed and ready to leave in less than 30 minutes - if someone else packs for her.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Severn
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 01:06 PM

Best wishes from the USA! Good to meet you last summer.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 01:08 PM

Liz, put that suitcase away at once !!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Morticia
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 02:26 PM

I would prefer it if she were old enough to fight the boys off ( or not) by herself.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Micca
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 02:46 PM

As Has become almost an established tradition now, I will take you to the shops (book or otherwise) so you can choose your Birthday Gift(in the German sense of the word) on Saturday,
Micca

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: MudGuard
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 03:50 PM

for those not fluent in German: German "gift" is English "poison, toxic"

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 04:39 PM

SHE IS NOT ALLOWED A CHEMISTRY SET OF ANY DESCRIPTION UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 04:40 PM

Or other explosives...


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: bfdk
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 04:52 PM

If she tests the result on Micca...? Reconsider ;-)

Morty, I've heard say that she's fully capable of beating small boys (and even occasionally large ones, too) into submission.

Bente

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: MudGuard
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 04:57 PM

what are the chemical components of chocolate? Maybe you COULD find the right chemistry set after all ...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Limpit!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 10:49 AM

Table of Elements:
C = carbon
Ho = holmium
Co = cobalt
La = lanthanum
Te = tellurium

I gave my micro-biologist niece a Tshirt which had this on it:

"CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!"

Since my b-day is finally here, today, I think I shall apply the sentiment and indulge!