Subject: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Date: 21 Aug 08 - 01:32 PM Emboldened by a sketch by S. Dali entitled 'Hitler masturbating' I am undertaking a series of digital paintings of today's meglomaniacs in a similar light. For art to go where you wouldn't be caught dead but might want to voyeur secretly, is but one function of art. Beauty and light is yet another function. Circle of Jerks: Includes Jerry Falwell going at it with a fold out of Tinky Winky, George Bush choking the chicken to a picture of Merkle. bin Laden whacking off to Pamela Anderson, Ted Haggard splugging to a pic of George Bush, John McCain writhes to a kinograph of Mae West, and many more. |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Little Hawk Date: 21 Aug 08 - 01:44 PM Well, I must say that I am deeply offended. So what happens next? |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: bobad Date: 21 Aug 08 - 02:11 PM Off with his head! |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: SINSULL Date: 21 Aug 08 - 02:25 PM Where do I go to see these offensive drawings? How can I be offended until I see them? |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: john f weldon Date: 21 Aug 08 - 02:31 PM Yes, you'll have to post a link to the pix! I haven't had a really good bout of offendedness in ages! |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: heric Date: 21 Aug 08 - 03:41 PM We LOVE being offended! (Mae West - good one.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Rapparee Date: 21 Aug 08 - 03:54 PM Reminds me of the "Disneyland Orgy". And I am deeply, deeply, deeply offended. And I represent Everyone. In fact, I recently changed my name to Everyone. |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Date: 21 Aug 08 - 03:57 PM Disgusting. I will not be posting to this thread. |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Date: 21 Aug 08 - 03:57 PM You can't make me! |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Date: 21 Aug 08 - 03:58 PM Nope ... not me ... ... you're wasting your time ... |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 21 Aug 08 - 05:37 PM I don't find masturbation offensive, particularly masturbatory acts performed by politicians and other people in positions of power. The more time they spend beatin' off, the less time they have to fuck the rest of us. |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: olddude Date: 21 Aug 08 - 06:05 PM I am dashed, I not posting either. ahhh did he say where we can see this art ... purely for academic purposes mind you |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Date: 21 Aug 08 - 06:19 PM Since Scary Movie 4 and There's somthing about Mary it does seem to be offensive lite. |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: gnu Date: 21 Aug 08 - 07:21 PM Jack me in... er... up. Link please? |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,p Date: 21 Aug 08 - 08:36 PM you forgot 'roughing up the suspect', |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Date: 21 Aug 08 - 08:53 PM Flogging the bishop Whacking Willy the one eyed wonder worm. Oiling up Mr. Universe. Snatch and Jerk Holding the sausage hostage. |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Charley Noble Date: 21 Aug 08 - 10:23 PM Maybe it's all best left to the imagination. Cheerily, Charley Noble PS Banner ads read "Helping Relieve Poverty Through the Provision of Solar Energy." Figure that connection out! |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,heric Date: 22 Aug 08 - 12:21 AM hey wait a minute even Donuel won't risk Obama jokes? what have we come to? |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 08 - 03:40 AM "Intended to offend everyone" so of course all the usual suspects have posted here.... :-P "Banner ads read "Helping Relieve Poverty Through the Provision of Solar Energy." Figure that connection out!" I'd say that proves the anti-solar NeoCons are hinting that Solar is just mastabatory fantasy and have seized control of Google Advertising! |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 08 - 03:41 AM Another one just seen in the thread list "Blowing my own trumpet" :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Bryn Pugh Date: 22 Aug 08 - 04:13 AM What a bunch of w*nkers. I am not offended in the least - am I still allowed to post ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Jack Blandiver Date: 22 Aug 08 - 04:31 AM The slang of choice right now would appear to be to Crack One Off; features a lot in BBC alt-quiz shows. Recently reacquainted with Greaves & Blegvad's Kew. Rhone. album (thanks again, Pip!) after a 25 year hiatus, I can report on a song thereupon entitled Three Tenses Onanism which begins: Frank sang a song began Some guy clobbering a gong And further - J Arthur Rank Slang for wank - Jack off. Again we encounter the general contempt in which male masturbation is held, as oppose to female, which is glorified, exalted & encouraged. The male masturbator is an outcast, sad & solitary, reduced to pleasuring himself because can't get laid; he is the compulsive wanker who falls down the stairs and smashes his pyjamas. The female, on the other hand, is at one with the sexual mysteries of her body, communing with the beauteous glories of venereal understanding, she casts her orgasm as a spell of sparkling diamonds. There exists an Australian website (Abby Winters) in which everyday young Australian women openly masturbate before their video cameras; no models, and no fakery. I wonder, does an equivalent site exist where young men do likewise? |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Date: 22 Aug 08 - 05:24 AM Now look! You've gone and spoiled Charleys fantasy! You see that's why I refuse to post! |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 22 Aug 08 - 07:09 AM I think you're in the wrong thread, lox.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Ernest Date: 22 Aug 08 - 07:17 AM What a totally useless effort if you could have simply logged yourself in as "Martin Gibson".... ;0) Ernest |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Date: 22 Aug 08 - 08:50 AM My reaction to my Obama cartoon was poor Obama is a presumed quarterback with the # 08 He gets the snap at the 2 and goal to go and runs backwards to the 50 yard line while the coach says "He's carrying this centrist thing too far". |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Rapparee Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:03 AM Okaaaaaaaaaay.... I thought Lox had posted "You've gone and spoiled Cheney's fantasy!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: GUEST,lox Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:18 AM Foolestroupe, I'm already avoiding that thread, I'm refusing to post to this one. tsk ... |
Subject: RE: BS: Intended to offend everyone From: Donuel Date: 22 Aug 08 - 09:20 AM Obama in Handcuffs by the Straight Talk Express Bus: HLS policeman says "He threw McCain under the bus" 2 tiny feet are seen under a flat tire. ______________________________________ Linda Trip holding a dress with an Obama campaign button, while on the phone... "I have a stained dress with Obama's name all over it!!" |