BS: Quotes...what they may have said

Subject: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 03:22 PM

Saw the "made up" type quotes using the "F" word below. Felt it may be fun for Mudcatters to invent a few similar ones...quotes that famous people may have said...if they had thought of it. I left # one spot for your quote.

10. "What the *&%# was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
   9. "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer
   8. "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein
   7. "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso
   6. "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagorus
   5. "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
   4. "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc
   3. "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah
   2. Ah, come on. Who the *&%# is gonna find out? - Bill Clinton

Source http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/archives/humerous/humorous_8.htm
(Tom, Willow Pond Farm, Fairfield, Pa).

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 03:23 PM

Sorry meant "what they may have said. But, thy does make it more olde English:)

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 03:25 PM

I just want my *&%#ing stuff- OJ Simpson

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Alice
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 04:18 PM

"*&#@&^% You", said Dick Cheney.

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Alice
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 04:22 PM

(June 2004, Cheney drops the F word to Senator Leahy saying either F off or F yourself).

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 04:23 PM

Alice, that's not what Cheney MAY have said; it's what he PROBABLY said! And no surprise.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Alice
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 04:25 PM

My SECOND post is probably what he said to Leahy, Dave.

My first is what he MAY say on a daily basis to whomever.

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 04:35 PM

If we keep *&%#ing building them, American's will keep *&%#ing buying them - Chrysler Corp

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 06:23 PM

"There's no *&%#ing way the people of the US are going to elect a black man President!" - The entire membership of the Republican Party.

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: heric
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 07:52 PM

*&%#ing *&%# *&%#i *&%#*&%#ing money *&%#i *&%#ing - Governor Blagojevich

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 26 Dec 08 - 07:54 PM

'If you don't put that axe down this minute, you are so going to get a spanking young lady'... Mr and Mrs Borden to their daughter Lizzie

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what thy may have said
From: kendall
Date: 27 Dec 08 - 07:09 AM

Where the f*&%*#$% are we? (Columbus)

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Dec 08 - 08:32 AM

No f&%$$e&%^g way are we gallivanting all the way to Bethlehem at this time of year!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: john f weldon
Date: 27 Dec 08 - 08:38 AM

How many elderly Canucks would remember:

I did NOT say &^&&##@, I just said "Fuddle-Duddle".

-Pierre Elliot Tudeau.

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Dead Horse
Date: 27 Dec 08 - 01:46 PM

Iceberg! What f&%$$e&%^g iceberg?
(Starboard lookout RMS Titanic)

Them f&%$$e&%^g rebs wouldn't dare fire on us.
(anon soldier at Fort Sumpter)

Sink the f&%$$e&%^g thing anyway.
(Maggie Thatcher re Belgrano)

Who the f&%$$ is gonna vote for that Boris idiot?
(Ken Livingstone)

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Dec 08 - 06:37 PM

I believe that marriage should only be between and man and a woman, and some of life's greatest *&%#ing opportunities come unexpectedly. Sarah Palin

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Dec 08 - 06:46 PM

"Yes, I KNOW there's 20 more f&%$$e&%^g words I can't say on TV, but I can't get them all into one f&%$$e&%^g sentence!"

         George Carlin

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Dec 08 - 05:24 PM

Admiral Farragut is always quoted as having said "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead"; as a Navy veteran, I've always kinda suspected that he actually said "f&%$$ the torpedoes, full speed ahead".

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 28 Dec 08 - 10:40 PM

"OUCH! @%$#&% apples!" Sir Isaac Newton

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Ythanside
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 01:36 AM

"You want to do what??? Go %X**//% yourself."   Eve to Adam

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Mr Red
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 03:59 AM

No one is ever gonna find out I am $%^&*!ing them. Madoff.

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Ed T
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 03:30 PM

So, you dont like the &*^%$ing book, do you expect me to run and hide? Salman Rushdie

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: jeffp
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 04:55 PM

Get your $%^&*!ing nose out of the $%^&*!ing book and $%^&*!ing sing!

Everybody else at the session.

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Dec 08 - 05:33 PM

LOL, JeffP

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 03:02 AM

"On the other hand, there's no here here either." Gertrude Stien

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 03:59 AM

To hard to pronounce, ..even harder to spell.....fuck it!

Subject: RE: BS: Quotes...what they may have said
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Dec 08 - 09:20 AM

It's too %$#^%ing hard to fight. Afganistan Warlord, after taking NATO Viagra