BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome

Subject: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:42 PM

Wanting to start arguments on other threads, take other people's inventories, or point out to people the hypocricy of their postion.    In short, having trouble remembering that "who or how you are is none of my business." A good sign my own house is not in order.

Damn, if I were just ruler of the world....

Go ahead, make my day.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: pdq
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:45 PM

I feal your pain.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: jeddy
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:46 PM

who has annoyed you so much that you want to argue about anything at least you should be able to think of something to argue about. don't make me do all the work!!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: GUEST,beardedbruce
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 09:56 PM

This is the right place, then...

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:10 PM

I just wanna fight. I don't care who with or what about!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:20 PM

I want to go to bed.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: ClaireBear
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:22 PM

No you don't!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Alice
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:25 PM

That's not an argument, you're just contradicting!
Yes it is.
No it's not.
(I've watched too much Monty Python).

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:30 PM

Hey, Janie! You're too damn nice to be quarrelsome! Now, get off your high-horse and settle down and quit bothering us mean folk!






















giggle

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:32 PM

I could give you some referrals, Janie. :)

I could also offer a antidote. My catahoula will happily lean against you and gaze lovingly into your eyes with her liquid brown eyes and handsome face and absorb any negative feelings as she wags and cuddles and offers sweet little catahoula kisses on your cheek.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:35 PM

right now I am fighing with my socks ... I got one of one color and another of another color ... so like George Burns said, got another pair just like it ...

dang where the hell does the socks go when they are put in the dryer .. 2 go in 1 comes out .. somewhere there is a planet or another dimension containing the match to everyone's missing sock

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:53 PM

snarlllll













not to mention -








SNARK

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 10:54 PM

Oh God. Socks.




I have a 15 year old.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:01 PM

No kidding a guy could make a friggin fortune if he advertised a dryer that kept both of your socks
I can see the ad right now

"unlike other dryers the new Maytag 9000 does keep one of your socks as payment"

A person would rule the world if they made that ad .. have more money then China

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:04 PM

If only the dryer were the problem....

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:05 PM

I am slowly moving to TWO colors of socks, one very light and the other BLACK, so that the dryer will get bored trying to upset me.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:07 PM

Why don't all you people get with the program?





That's what I want to know.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:08 PM

"So you want a quarrel do ya? You've come to the right place, roscoe/bozo/sister/jasper/etc." - words uttered by Chongo Chimp on many past occasions.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Alice
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:11 PM

The lost sock thing bothers me, too.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:13 PM

I confess I often show up at work in winter with socks that do not quite match, or will have one or both of them wrong side out.


I'd like to blame it on poor eyesight and the need for new glasses - and that is part of it.


But mainly, I just don't notice except at odd moments.


Finally realized that I just need to buy and wear one color and style of sock. One or both may or may not be wrong side out, but at least the color and style will match.





YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:15 PM

Little Hawk, I gotta tell you, your benign acceptance of what is REALLY PISSES ME OFF!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:16 PM

Well Janie
how does one program a dryer? does yours come with a keyboard?
I bet you have the uppety one that doesn't keep a sock as payment

LOL

still trying to figure out the program thing you said ... mine has no keyboard

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:19 PM

Thank you for starting a thread about socks. It has been troubling me for quite some time ya know

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:25 PM

The utter wrongness of your entire argument here is strikingly apparent, Janie. You are wrong, so wrong. I have seldom encountered anyone wronger than you. You should wear a T-shirt that says "I'm Wrong" everywhere you go. You should get it tattooed on your forehead. Does your dog still talk to you? If so, he must have the patience of Job.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:26 PM

wool socks make my feet stink

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:27 PM

The big question, olddude, is do real men wear socks with sandals.

Such a sexist topic. Pisses me me off.

What about us women who wear socks with sandals?

Do we not matter?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: open mike
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:29 PM

in case you do not know what a catahoula is
http://www.catahoulaleopard.com/swdogs.htm

or maybe you would argue that it is this
or this

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:30 PM

Janie:

When did you start feeling quarrelsome?

And what was going on just before that?

A

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:31 PM

Don't even get started on WHY men wears socks with their sandals!

Jaysus, Janie...I'll do a stand in for Spaw and say, "Argument? You want a pissy-ass argument? Let's get with the fockin' (Sorry, I know Spaw, wouldn't sugar-coat it!) program and have an all out slugfest! Sling some mud...it is the MUDcat, after all...let Cletus and the REG boys help you out...they'll drag any sorry ass Chongo Chimp, broke-dick mamalucca, Little Dick-Hawk or what have you down the backroads, through the mud and let you beat 'em up...just say the word!"

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:31 PM

Ooh, LH. You is cruisin' for a bruisin'. A bonafide diatrabe from some one so wrong she is right.

Well, left.

But left is right.

Having been left-handed all my life living in a right-handed world, being indoctrinated that the hand you use the most is your right hand, left is right.

That is why I am a liberal.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:32 PM

cause we really dont have feet we have cloven hoofs ...
we hide them under our socks when we wear sandals
sometimes we do it just to annoy the women . it usually works

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:34 PM

Bring Cletus on.

I'm ready for him.


Chongo is a wimp chimp.

Daschhunds suck so badly that I can't even be bothered to figure out if I spelled it right!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:35 PM

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:39 PM

Anyone who cannot spell the word "Dachshund" properly doesn't even deserve to live if you ask me. Be off with you! Avaunt! Get thee to a nunnery!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:40 PM

My Weiner dogs are now looking at the screen and snarling at ya
everything is fair game but when you make blasphemous remarks against the blessed Weiner dog, well then you are in big trouble

Everyone knows that the weiner dog is sacred

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:43 PM

Next she will be telling us that Jello is great food. Then a bar fight will ensue

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:46 PM

sometimes I sleep with my socks on ... but not my sandals ...
but I have to go to sleep now cause i am too tired to fight some more

Little Hawk can defend the sacred weiner dog for me

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: katlaughing
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:47 PM

A nunnery?! A NUMB NUTS NUMMERY to you and your little gonads, LH, them's fightin' words for sure!!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:52 PM

Pfui. Double pfui. I gaze down my patrician nose at you, Madam, turn my back, and walk away, twirling my mustachios and whistling a merry ditty as I go. A gentleman does not waste time engaging in petty verbal combat with uncouth ragpickers and maundering fishwives.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:53 PM

Weiner dogs love jello.

German Shepherd/Coonhound or Lab/Coonhound mixes love groundhogs, and also love to obey.

So there!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:56 PM

HA!   Good one Kat.


He is in retreat.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:57 PM

And oh yeh.....take that, OD's weiner dogs!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: olddude
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:06 AM

Ok now you did it, I was just ready to go to bed now i have to respond.
first of all Weiner dogs are blessed, and they know better to go near Jello, that substance invented by satan.

and you know that yourself but choose to ignore that fact ..

so I bid you goodnight, you cruel and heartless person

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:07 AM

Dachshunds are well known for their sock fetishes.

No amount of programming of the dryer (sure, blame it on the dryer) can compensate for the deviant behavior of a weiner dog.

You may go to sleep, Olddude, but your weiner dog is at your socks, even while you dream lyrics to new and wonderful songs.


Confess, your socks have no mates because you are constantly having to throw the odd sock into the trash!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:58 AM

We shall return on the morrow, refreshed and ready to defend the honor of Wiener Dogs!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:32 AM

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with those who are unarmed.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: jeddy
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:11 AM

about the odd socks, it's not your' dryer or the dogs, it is actually the sock dragon he comes in the middle of the night and eats one sock , then watches you search the house, pissing himself laughing as you get more and more confused and frustrated.

i think you lot are all pathetic in posting to this threadand trying to outwit each other. as it is plain to me that i will win!!

janie, stop growling it makes you sound very stupid.

katlaughing.   i hate the word nunnery don't you know the word is convent.   

lol

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:31 AM

I am very stupid.

So there!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: kendall
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:36 AM

An argument? Listen sweet cheeks, you don't pack the gear to get it on with me! I'd take you apart like a dollar watch.

So, you have a 15 year old? Whose fault is that? Don't come to me with such a silly complaint, I'm not the duty Chaplain.
Just having a 15 year old is a good reason to be "rasty".
So, pull yourself together and kick his ass.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:37 AM

I don't feel at all quarrelsome, and I'm surprised at the immaturity of some of you, who seem to want to deliberately go looking for trouble. It mildly surprises me to think that anyone would seek a cyber-path to conflict. There are wars, famines, people blowing each other up with bombs... and there is another, gentle world, where the wise ones take their harp, wander along the green path and play shimmering music to the stars. I look at these wise ones, as








I wander down to the gully, pick up rocks, imagine evil thoughts onto those lumps of inanimate density and throw them into the vast abyss, SCREAAMMING LOUDLY - AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.........

... aaah...