BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!

Subject: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 09:10 AM

This will drive Joe Offer nuts. LOL

For your birthday I have not sent you a singing, dancing, light up and burn anything.
Enjoy!
Mary

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 09:40 AM

Naughty girl!

Happies at ya Spaw. And a good swift one.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 09:41 AM

Many happies once again Mr Spaw.

Live long, die happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: maeve
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 09:52 AM

Don't it just figger that Mr. 'Spaw gets double birthday threads? He must sumpin' special.

Sending happies through the air; nonreturnable so you have to use 'em.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM

Oh, now you've done it Mister Mammalucca. You're in the soup right to the nuts. Hot water, boyo. Two burfday threads in the Land of Offer is, well...it's like a sparerib barbecue in Fallujah, if you see what I mean. It's like, um, significantly non-droll.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Micca
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 11:41 AM

Happy Birthday Spaw.....
Ok Mary Who DID you get to send it ???????

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 12:08 PM

Hmmph...maybe you are the evil twin afterall?! I mean why else would you get TWO birthday threads? (Well, other than Mary being *cute* and trying to piss off Joe on your behalf.)

Well, no matter, we love you and wish you many, many more!! Thanks for being here, darlin'!

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 12:17 PM

Ok, 'spaw...now that you're officially older, you may cease pretending to be shocked at anything in the WTF sex thread. When you get 'really' old, like...ummm... me, you will barely remember what it was you were ever shocked about. ☺

Now, if Joe Offer is reading this thread, I think he owes YOU above all, one teeny little B-Day greeting....maybe of the sweet, gentle, friendly kick in the nuts sort that you so selflessly share with others at times.

Anyway...

**FELICITOUS NATAL GREETINGS**



...or something like that.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 12:36 PM

Yeah, Bill. I think the best argument in favor of reincarnation is that one gets a chance to find sex new, exciting, and mysterious all over again. I don't know about the rest of you, but I can hardly wait. ;-D

Spaw? Blow out the candles, fer Crissake and be done with it! Get outta here. You'd had yer fifteen minutes of fame for 2009. I don't want to hear any more of this crap until this time next year.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 01:26 PM

Here's a poem on your birthday, Spaw
This poem has lots of class
It does not say "Go fuck yourself!"
Or "Shove it up your ass!"
It doesn't call you "Shit for brains"
Or "Broke-dick mamalucca"
It just says "Happy birthday
To you, flatulent old fucker!"

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 03:10 PM

Two Birthdays !! How like the life of our Majesty the Queen.
ATB from Charlie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 03:32 PM

You mean ITB?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 06:13 PM

No, Spaw, I took one for the team this year with the hideous, singing, dancing (please, won't someone shoot it for me?) it'll-probably-burst-into-flames-at-any-moment novelty item. The true novelty to me is why anyone would have manufactured it in the first place, but here you are.

Spaw, you owe me big time...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 06:18 PM

Oh, and the link is to the super-deluxe version. I got the cheap ass one, it sings four songs, badly.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 09 - 06:22 PM

Happy Birthday to you
Your nose is so red
You're another year older
And soon you'll be dead.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 10:18 AM

I want to thank you all of you for these, uh.............hmmm......let's just call them birthday messages. And on not one but TWO threads!!! You make me feel, uh........yeah............once again words escape me............lessee here.........they make me feel....................hmm.......................well, I think somewhere between nauseous and loved but more like you might feel after a night of wild sex with an aardvark but somewhat less than after pulling a Carradine.......

Anyway............Many thanks. Karen made me a strawberry pie that was simply beyond belief.....totally from scratch with ground pecans in the crust. The filling was heavy cream whipped with cream cheese.....fantastic.

I recall that Bill D. quit counting years when he turned 60 and he seems to be doing well now at 70 so I think I'll take that as a good sign, do the same, and look forward to 70. Many thanks to one and all.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 10:42 AM

Buck the Karaoke Deer has been discontinued. This makes him rare and much more valuable.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Fortunato
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 11:02 AM

'spaw.

I see you've spent another year lazing about, accomplishing slightly less than Jack Shit, adding no value whatsoever, and apart from eating, farting and making human manure, you've nothing to show for it.

congrats,

chance

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Wesley S
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 01:43 PM

Didn't you have a birthday last year? Aren't you old enough yet?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: alanabit
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 01:47 PM

Yup. Hope it was a good one Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 01:49 PM

Holy SHIT!!!!!!!! Buck the Singing and Talking Deer is incredible! Omigod. I've got to have one. Omigod. Where can I get one?

This beats Billy Bigmouth Bass totally. Omigod.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 02:23 PM

"... pulling a Carradine..." Ahhhh, I thought he did that himself? Are you being sought for questioning? ... or... nevermind.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 04:24 PM

PM me your address Little Hawk. They are at every yard sale between South Portland and Canada.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 04:25 PM

Awright!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 05:34 PM

Make sure you get one that smells like the wife banished it to the garage for years and then said, "It has to go." More "authentic". You might have to pay extra, of course, but I am sure LH will be keen.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 05:48 PM

Did you all know that there will be a singing and sort-of dancing Spaw available by Christmas? This will be The Next Big Thing!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 05:51 PM

But, you gotta keep it outside, right? Lots of wind?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 09 Jun 09 - 10:59 PM

LH, I have one that I would be more than happy to send you.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Fortunato
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 11:06 AM

Like the ever popular Tickle Me Elmo, we give you the Screw Me 'Spaw.

Wind it up and it belches, farts and lies down in a suggestive posture?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 12:55 PM

Does it still work, Ranger1? I don't want the deer without the music and the talking.

I plan to use it to torture my friends at song circle. ;-) We meet in a sort of craftshop building where the deer would look great mounted on the wall.

Please tell me it still works! If it does, I'll get in touch and send you my address.

****

Man, if ONLY it was this easy to arrange a date with Winona Ryder. Sheesh!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 01:02 PM

It is, but why would you want to mount her head on a wall?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 01:06 PM

Oh, for heaven's sake!..... (snort!)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 01:43 PM

It's not her head he wants to mount.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 01:52 PM

Yes, well... (cough)

I thought of that too, but I didn't say it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 02:13 PM

I don't think LH wants to be a mountee.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 02:18 PM

Are you questioning?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 03:19 PM

OK, the Buddy Buck works. It's not Buck the Karaoke Deer. It sings four truly hideous songs: Doo Wah Diddy, Born to Be Alive, Born to Be Wild and Home on the Range. It flaps its ears, its snout wiggles and its mouth moves (but whether the lip movements match the words, I really couldn't say), and I think its head moves back and forth. It really is hideous and scares the dog. Oh, hell, it scares me my SO as well. Little Hawk, you want it and its yours, I'll even pay the postage!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 05:30 PM

Wow.

Okay, I will PM you shortly about this. ;-D

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 07:30 PM

Hey, ya lazy bum--I am glad to see you are even HAVING a birthday. Never mind if it is happy or not. Just keep on counting, ya dumb jadrool!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 07:49 PM

Well fuck me sideways with a wire brush. At yer age yer still able ta sit up an take nourishement ya broke dick malamucous?

I shall turkey and broccccili fart in yer honour. Hey, I paid $1.29 a pound for the turkey and the greens were cheap too. All I gotta do is add some cheddar and it'll be ripe for you. That's my rhyme and now I'll go and leave any more to Amaos the Calleefornian.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 08:00 PM

Well, gol danged... If I knew this was goin' on I'd a vacuum packed a couple surprises fir ya', Spawzer...

Oh well... Get the Reg Boyz to come by after stoppin' off at the beanery and you'll get my drift here...

Hope it's a good 'un... I know it sho nuff beats the ICU ward...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 08:01 PM

SIGH!
Happy Birthday, Pat.
Love,
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 08:35 PM

Happy Birthday, Peaches! SO glad you are here!!

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: olddude
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 09:01 PM

Happy Birthday Bro
Love ya
Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 09:15 PM

Another year gone by, eh? And I'm still lazier than you are. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Gurney
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 10:44 PM

Several happy returns, 'Spaw.


(Can't be too ambitious when you are older than dirt, I've found.)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 11:23 PM

So very glad to be wishing you a happy birthday and a coming year with many joys.

You da best!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 11:31 PM

Yes, happy birthday from me, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 03:37 AM

Well Spaw, you said you were looking forward to 70, I'm not.
Hell, I'm 68, and not looking forward to 69.

(never thought I'd say that)

Keep going, you'll catch me up one day, and in the meantime, I hope you had a great birthday.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 03:47 AM

happy birthday - keep celebrating!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 09:40 AM

Happy and windy birthday!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 12:41 PM

...but not windier.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 01:58 PM

70? I thought you were 49.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 02:17 PM

Spaw, your birthday pie was heavy cream, cream cheese and strawberries? And you are the guy with the ticker condition? I figured you for a birthday chard salad with carrot shreds. Maybe I WILL send you that White castle gift certificate after all!
Happy Day, Bro!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 05:55 PM

Best Wishes to you.

Russ (Permanent GUEST)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: alanabit
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 06:15 PM

Happy Birthday Spaw. May you circle the sun many more times!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Micca
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 09:06 PM

Happy Birthday Cousin Spaw

There once was a fella called Spaw
Who munched his fresh vegetables raw
His rumblings abdominal
Were simply phenomenal
his emissions broke Pollution Law

Greenpeace treehuggers said its a shame
And made protests that blackened his name
Spaw said "I don't care
Kiss my derriere
It's just my supply of Methane"

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: maeve
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 09:09 PM

I'm glad you be you, so do be do be do....and have many more Happy Natal Days.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: mouldy
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 03:22 AM

Happy (belated) birthday, mate.

Only got back from Southern Counties yesterday (festival).


Andrea xxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 05:17 AM

Just don't light the candles and tuirn round.STAND BACK from the cake, Oh NO!

BRRRRMPH!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are my eyebrows? Anyone hurt?


RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 10:25 AM

Happy natal day Spaw - I am so glad to see this day after the past year's dramas! Here's to many more birthdays to come.

Live long, die happy.

xxxxxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Dave Swan
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 12:09 PM

Many Happy Returns of the Day ol' pal. May you eructate for many years to come. D

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 02:55 PM

Happy Birthday to you Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 03:52 PM

Hey Spaw - Just checked start date for this thread.

It says your ACTUAL Birthday was in June 09!









What you doin' havin' another???



Quack!
Geoff.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 04:57 PM

Love to you, ol' pal!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 05:36 PM

This one was a real accomplishment SPAW. Stayw ell and happy.
At least as happy as a person who knows the score can be.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 02:52 PM

Today is the day... got yer cup on?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 06:31 AM

Ah yes, t'was a great day starting with a trip to the Docs to get Karen a poison ivy shot. She looks as if I beat the hell out of her but the good ol' shot started working pretty quick and by nightfall she could see out of her right eye again!

The plus side of this is that she is off work til Monday night.......a great birthday present as far as I'm concerned. But we also bought a new grill awhile back (charcoal) and are grilling like crazy. Karen really loves to grill and I love the prep work.......once again we are backwards of most couples...............Had some fantastic ribs last night with a cheesecake for dessert.

Thanks once again to all of you who chimed in again this year but thanks even more for all the good thoughts that have come my way this past year and indeed ALL the many years we have spent here at the 'Cat. Whether I'm on a little as of lately or a lot, the importance of this place in my life remains the same and the friendship of so many of you continues to be one of those things so amazing that words can't begin to describe it.

Thanks..............


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 06:33 AM

You're welcome!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 03:36 PM

Well geeziz Gioko, I didn't mean you ferchrissakes............

Awww what the hell......you too!


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 01:07 PM

It's due again-- for 2012 (I believe it's the 7th).

Does it still feel like this....You make me feel, uh........ yeah............once again words escape me............ lessee here......... they make me feel.................... hmm....................... well, I think somewhere between nauseous and loved but more like you might feel after a night of wild sex with an aardvark but somewhat less than after pulling a Carradine.......?

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 02:15 PM

What? It's yer birthday again? Geez, well that explains the crappy weather, don't it? I bet the weather is always crap on yer birthday, Catspaw, coz that fits right in with the cosmic pattern, right? From crap you came, in crap you dwell, to crap you will one day return.

Just knowin' that today is yer birthday puts a whole new light on the day. Yessiree. I knew it was gonna be a lousy day the moment I opened my eyes this mornin' and looked out the window. There is only one thing to do under these circumstances. Drink and drink heavily. Yup, this is a day to get fairly well oiled and try to keep one's mind from dwellin' on the more unpleasant side of life.

With that in mind, I am gonna go down to Frankie's and order a double and just kick back fer awhile, and count my blessings that I ain't a dumbass human.........like you.

Oh, and by the way...I hate Dachshunds. You got me confused with someone else, see? He likes 'em. I don't.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 03:02 PM

Have a funny one.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 03:08 PM

Try to avoid unhappiness, even though you'll certainly fail.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: DougR
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 04:57 PM

Have a happy one, Spaw!

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 05:11 PM

I shall fete you with a large rare steak dripping with garlic and onions and wash it down with copious quantities of Bud. If we happen to break wind at the same time, the eastern states and Maritimes will score high on the rectum scale. If you get into the sausages and such, let me know and we spell off so there isn't too much damage.

Happies atchya, bud!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Beer
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 05:45 PM

After what Gnu said there is nothing to add except have a great birthday whatever you plan to do.
Adrien

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 06:02 PM

I do so hope that it's a ripping one!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 07:05 PM

Who the hell thought we'd get this old, Pal? That's reason enough to celebrate! "Growing old and thinking young is no sin," as the song says.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 07:11 PM

Happy Birthday, darlin',luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 07:20 PM

Money's short
And times are hard,
So here's your fuckin'
Birthday card.

Best wishes, Pat.

B

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 07:57 PM

Do hatchlings actually have birthdays?

I'm a bit cornfused as to whether today is your birthday or not, so I guess I'll post sumpin every day between now and say...June 9th?

Just keep fartin' around, luv, and I gather you don't particularly need a birthday supper of kale and pinto beans to do so - gawd, Karen is a saint, I say, a bonafide saint, but you can't tell it to look at her - hard to see the eyes when the person has to wear a gas mask when at home....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 08:02 PM

Well, while its actually the 8th, I'll take all the good wishes or friendly farts that come my way whenever they get here by whatever means........Please don't send me a fart filled envelope as the last one of those I got arrived with a strong message from the Post Office.

Also don't send suggestions for making Possum Stew. Cleigh is getting up in years and that sort of thing is very upsetting to him.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 08:06 PM

Wow!!!

Big year, heh, Spawzer???

Let's not do a re-do, ya hear???

Let this one just be peaceful, no firework, no hospitals, just peace and we'll see ya' back here next year...

Got it???

Great...

Hope it was a good 'un...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 08:52 PM

Spaw,
Glad to hear that you're still hanging in there.
Cheers.

Russ (Permanent GUEST)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 08:54 PM

Early happy birthday wishes from me, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 09:04 PM

"still hanging in there"

What has his dick got to do with another Bday? Unless that is more than I need to know. In which case, I hope he keeps it to himself.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 09:23 PM

Live a little on your birthday!

Roast Possum with Spiced Apples and Sweet Potatoes

Flour
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 tsp Thyme
1 Possum; dressed, washed, and patted dry
1/2 c Red wine
1 1/4 c Water
4 Sweet potatoes; pared and split lengthwise
4 Apples; pared, cored, and halved
1 c Brown sugar
1/2 tsp Allspice
3/4 tsp Ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp Nutmeg

Mix flour, salt, pepper, and thyme and rub inside and outside the animal.

Place on rack in roasting pan. Add the wine and water, cover tightly, and roast in a preheated 350 degree oven for about an hour. Pour off all but a cup of the liquid. Lay the sweet potatoes in the pan, cover, and continue roasting 45 minutes. Now lay in the cored and halved apples amid the sweet potatoes and sprinkle both fruit and vegetables with a mixture of the sugar and the spices. Continue to roast, with the roaster now uncovered, for another 30 minutes, or until the possum is tender.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 09:53 PM

All the best but after gnu's message I hope to Hell that I can keep up wind!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Jun 12 - 10:44 PM

BTW, I forgot...Rog says he wants to talk to Karen about who got which evil twin...he says I've been acting a little unusual of late...(actually, he's thinkin' maybe lawsuit, twins switched at birth, actual parents and ex-spouses of wrong twins, sue for millions...think about it, ya see?)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 04:27 AM

early birthday greetings

sandra (who usually sends belated greetings!)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 06:32 AM

haaaappy barfday 'Spaw & all the best

freda

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: alanabit
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 09:39 AM

Happy Birthday Spaw!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 09:44 AM

Jeeze, I was trying to ignore this thread, 'cuz I figured if I didn't post to it it would go away, and then Spaw wouldn't be older. And a lot of other claptrap. So now I checked to see and it's still here. But Spaw's birthday is over! Yay! So it would be meaningless to post to it. So I ain't a-gonna.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 10:13 AM

Possum stew? That sounds real good. I checked at the local Italian grocery. They don't have it. So where can I get some?

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 10:52 AM

Missed yer chance, you idiot! We said, "Round up a possum."

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 04 Jun 12 - 11:06 PM

4 days to go, but whose counting, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: bbc
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 08:08 AM

Well, Pat, real birthdate or not, it's been a long ride & I'm glad to be on it with you. Best wishes, always!

love,

Barbara (waiting to hear when I need to go to Maine)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 02:39 PM

All the best in advance, Spaw.
Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 04:51 PM

Another day closer to being another year older!

(Wait a minute, that applies to everybody.)

I'm surprised you haven't been over on the explosives thread, telling lies (and maybe not lies) about your youthful exploits, back in the day....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:18 AM

I can't wait til my birthday! Mainly because Karen and I will do our first "road trip" and date since her surgery. Just to Columbus but still a decent test. We'll eat lunch at our favorite Thai joint. She's doing great!   

AND.....In really BIG news.......My new meat slicer will arrive! We'll throw some roasts on the smoker this weekend and have some great deli-thin slices for sandwiches!


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:34 AM

That's it, PARTY AT SPAW'S!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: topical tom
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 12:15 PM

Happy Birthday, Spaw and have a great year!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:10 PM

Actually, have a happy actual birthday, Señor Spaw. I'm actually glad that you were actually born, actually.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:20 PM

Hatched, Joe.

Hatched.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 02:45 PM

Hey, sucker....I just went out and bought you a nice new birthday card. Here's what it looks like:

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- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 03:26 PM

How about a road trip to Elkhart, Indiana, Spaw?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 03:46 PM

You made another one! All the best, dear Spaw!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 07:55 PM

Happy birthday, Spaw. May no singing, dancing, self-igniting wind-up toys from Maine grace your mailbox.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 08:34 PM

My God is this "Spaw's Birthday" shit STILL going on? I thought Christmas season was a long-ass haul, but didn't we start celebrating this asshole's birthday in early May? What were the previous threads before the "actual" thread? "Plans for Spaw's Birthday?" "Spaw's Birthday...here before ya know it!"? Sheesh

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 10:25 PM

Not to mention the "SPecilal Spaw PRe-Birthday Extravaganza Mega-SALE!!!" featuring big discounts on everything from miniature dildoes to whoopee cushions.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 10:39 PM

The eve of 'Spaw's birthday.

The world waits with bated (held) breath.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 11:26 PM

Every child will lie awake tonight, their noses on alert for the mere whiff of methane.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 09:07 AM

Happy Birthcay, Sunshine!
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 01:26 PM

Here's another neat-o birthday present for ya, chump. Click off the damn ad at the 3 second mark, and get ready for the good stuff!

Learn some sexy dance moves!



- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 01:33 PM

PFFFFFFFFFT!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 02:15 PM

Yeah? Well... same to you, buddy!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Janie
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 07:01 PM

WHOOPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Spaw. May the coming year hold many moments of joy and contentment.

Sometimes in the same moment.   

You are a special one, indeed.

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 08:20 PM

And it was just such a moment today Janie! Really there were several.

Karen and I went up to Columbus on her first road trip since the back surgery and she just did GREAT! No pain and she is getting her strength back. And we stopped and bought a new stick mixer.....a nice Cuisinart that ought to last forever. When we got home my meat slicer had arrived! What a birthday! Also ordered all new Landau scrubs for Karen and found the perfect gift for our grand niece's birthday.

All the while though, Karen and I were happy to be out and about with each other.   We always have a date day once a month and somehow this one was extra special. 26 years ago at about this time I went out on the first blind date I'd been on since jr. high school. When I met Karen I knew this was my true soulmate. I am the most fortunate man on the planet. I know that. She won't be back at work until July.................Can I tell you how happy I am about that?

Thanks to all of you well wishers and other assorted strange people. You have come to mean much to both Karen and I......many thanks....................................................and kiss my ass....................................



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 08:32 PM

*big smile*..Having met Karen, I can well understand your good fortune.....Why, we sat around for 2 hours and she never threw anything at you!






I think the best thing is that she feels the same. That's how it works with Rita. ☺


(bend over!)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 12 - 09:03 PM

Columbus? Ohio? You actually took a woman to Columbus, Ohio??? I mean, I know you're old and everything, but really!!!! I can see Cleveland, I can see Toledo, I can even see Cincinnati -- but Columbus???? Man, talk about...oh, wait...my wife'll be there next week...never mind.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Haruo
Date: 09 Jun 12 - 11:45 AM

HBBD aka BHBD

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 07:27 AM

It could've been worse. He could've taken her to Schenectady!

Schenectady, New York: the ultimate place to go on your "last date" with just about anybody...specially if it's the first one.

Blind River is like that too, but it's in Canada. Never take your date to Blind River or Schenectady. Guaranteed disaster. Detroit's not that good either.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 10:24 AM

Ach! Spaw! Could't remember if I'd actually posted BD greetings to this thread or just thought about it... Looks like the telepathy thing didn't actually work.

But, since you celebrate for at least a month (you do, don't you?!?), I'm not actually late.

♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸Happy B.D., Pat! ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Hope the kickoff to your month-long BD party was great!

Trip Around the Sun

Linn (Tom, too, but he's having problems seeing the computer screen.)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 12:44 PM

This news just in, Spaw. Chongo has found a much better present for you. It's a collection of all the different recordings of Terry Jacks singing "Seasons in the Sun", including 35 rare and seldom-heard LIVE performances of the song, all compiled onto a single incredible disk! There's even one cut where the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings along on the choruses.

He needs your mailing address.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 07:24 PM

Oh gawd, LH! That's even worse than SINSULL sending singing, dancing chickens that spontaneously self-combust!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 07:30 PM

"singing, dancing chickens that spontaneously self-combust"???

Where can I get them?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 09:50 PM

Self-cookers, are they?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 10 Jun 12 - 11:02 PM

Gnu, I think it was a one-of-a-kind. Ask Sinsull for the whole story sometime.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Severn
Date: 11 Jun 12 - 09:50 AM

Happy Birthday whichever day you want to celebrate it. And here's good wishes for the following year, whichever year you choose to celebrate it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Jun 12 - 10:04 AM

Damn good idea Sev......I'm changing to February 30, 2017........Yeah..........good idea.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 12 - 02:41 PM

If Chongo becomes president...

Did I say "if"? Hell, WHEN Chongo becomes president...he will have the power to change the official calendar to lengthen February, Spaw, and you will get your wish. February 30th, 2017 it will be!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jun 12 - 04:32 PM

I'm a bit late to the party sir. Love and best wishes for the day and for the year ahead.

Live long, die happy.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Actual Birthday, Spaw!!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 12 - 08:44 PM

Yeah... me too.