BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!

Subject: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Capoed Crusader
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 01:24 AM

Hey kids! Did the thread about the coolest and best Mudcat handles get you down because you created a handle on the spur of the moment seven years ago and its pretty lame? Well, here is your chance to create a new, cool, descriptive handle that better represents your vibrant Mudcat personna!

But there's a catch!
You can only use the new handle on this thread. If you are identified correctly by your true handle, you must admit it and immediately fess up. NO site administrators spoiling the game by doing whatever it is you do to correctly identify posters!!
To create a new handle, click "membership", log out, then sign up as a new member (you'll have to fake an email address), then log in with a new password, AND an exciting and colorful new handle!!
But remember, no matter how cool your handle is, you can't use it elsewhere on the site AND if your true handle is given, full disclosure is required. Have fun!

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Melissa
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 02:06 AM

Wouldn't it clog the membership less if people would sign out and post their New and Improved names as Guests within this thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 02:16 AM

Hey, C'mon! You know I can't allow people to take out bogus memberships like that!!! We can make an exception and allow use of Guest names in this thread, but taking out more than one membership, really messes up our system.
Besides, I like your usual name much better. That's how I've come to know you and like you.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 02:54 AM

OK I am pretending to be "Fender Stratocaster".... well Martin Gibson nicked the other name first!!!!!!.. so sorry folks... you can be Hohner Takamine if you want!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 03:00 AM

I think I'll be "Linoleum Blownaparte" for an hour or two.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Anne Lister
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 03:09 AM

In another forum I was always quite envious of "Jule of Denial".

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Morticia
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 03:46 AM

In other forums I am Tequila Mockingbird

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Cllr
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 03:59 AM

Morti that is sheer brilliance, i shall buy one for you at sidders or wareham.
Cllr

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 04:46 AM

For those who love Fairy tales...ladies... there's "Alison Wanda-Land".
For any happy people out there "Overda Moon".
Or if you're into cannibalism ladies.. "Henrietta Mann"
Personal hygeine... "Lou Rolls"
Go to any lengths to prove your point??? "Ellen Diwater"
New to the cat ... "Rory Croute"


Any more for any more????

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 05:11 AM

I was once known briefly as Harrieta Behr... but in todays' multi-sexual climate that became a little risque... not that I'm a shrinking violet or anything, but it gave entirely the wrong impression of me...

I much prefer chocolate.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,O. Joffer
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 05:15 AM

Silly idea.

Which part of your body has been capoed, crusader?

O.J.offer

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 05:16 AM

Crimea River

    Roland Go

   Hugh Zapretti-Boyden                Hugh Jarse

methinks we've been down this road before !

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: The Barden of England
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 05:50 AM

I always wanted to be 'Brendan Butter'

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 05:53 AM

Another thread further down the list suggests " Tea Coil" to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,Buster Cherry
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 06:10 AM

What?

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,Whale Oil Beef Hooked
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 06:14 AM

Tired and huddled masses my arse!

or

Richard Murphy, the Great Dictator

or

Richard Cranium

or

Damn, Mr Completely

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 07:54 AM

I'd rather like the alter ego of the amorous french matelot
   Don Lessac

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,The Fying Fluck
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 10:04 AM

AKA "The Mankey Spunker" or "Brit For Shains"

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 12:16 PM

FF, wouldn't "Defying Flux" be a little more subtle?

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Capoed Crusader
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 12:24 PM

Damn. Less than 12 hours and already arrested by Joe Offer, who practically threatened to throw me offer the forum. Maybe I will change my handle to Busted Bandwidth.

---

Hey, C'mon! I wasn't THAT mean.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 12:30 PM

Richard "Dick" Brayne.

I think "Capoed Crusader" is really good.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 02:40 PM

Alcoholic Woodpecker.... hurts my head just thinkin about it.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,Jiggin' Genealogist
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 03:37 PM

'Linoleum Blownaparte'? LH, did your dachsies fart on your kitchen floor?

JG

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 04:09 PM

A VERY long time ago, I attempted to shorten "Bill Day" to B. Day, but......get it?....Bidét....It didn't last long. It was clever, but not practical.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 04:45 PM

Oh, I dunno, Bill. You clean up some of the shit around here rather well.... thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 05:20 PM

It's the punchline to some old joke: "What do you get when terrorists blow up a kitchen in France?" "Linoleum Blownaparte".

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 09:34 PM

Who? Caponed Crusader did you say?

Did you know Amos spelled backwards is Soma?

Little Hawk spelled backwards is Kwah Elttil. For the non-liguists among us that's Broke-Dick Mammaluccan for "Shane McBride".

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 09 - 10:17 PM

That sort of makes sense, because Shane is the diametical opposite of me in almost every way possible. ;-)

"Kwah Elttil" sounds like the name of some Thark chieftain in one of Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter of Mars books. Perhaps that is how he came up with those names. Just take well known Indian names and spell them backwards...

Little Hawk - Kwah Elttil
Running Bear - Reab Gninnur
Sitting Bull - Lubb Gnittis
Crazy Horse - Esroh Yzarc

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 04:08 AM

I like the idea of " A L'eau,C'est L'Heure" ----There is a legend that the French actually said this at some point in their rather less-than-successful Naval history,and for me,the idea of a bunch of Froggy Matelots rushing around like Poulets sans Tetes shouting " 'Allo Sailor !" is intriguing !( or,as they say in Yorkshire,"in 't' riggin' " )

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 06:28 AM

Duncan Disorderly

Rockin'Ricky Rekkit

One usually leads to the other!

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 01:14 PM

Stringstrangler would suit my guitar-playing technique to a t, but it's sure a tongue twister.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 01:22 PM

That's funny, bubblyrat! LOL! The French designed excellent ships, often better than the English ships they so frequently fought, but they had the misfortune of fighting the most well-organized and experienced navy in the world when they took on the British Navy. Although the French did win now and then (as before the battle of Yorktown in the American Revolutionary War) they usually were bested by the more experienced British.

There was no lack of French courage. No lack of fine shipbuilding. But their crews were often lacking in experience, and experience is vital in warfare.

The British crews usually kept up a more rapid rate of fire and they aimed better. That's what you need to win in a battle between wooden ships.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 01:50 PM

Yes, God help the French ship of war that encountered Jack Aubrey, by God!

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 02:06 PM

I like, yes, perhaps...

Boone Helm!

A true troubador of the Old West!

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 02:17 PM

Sheesh. What a monster. I'm surprised Hollywood has not decided to make a movie about him.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 02:51 PM

Well, how about "Old Port"?

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST, Juan Kerr
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 03:09 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 03:33 PM

How droll.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 04:17 PM

Quite ! I was in a group that played in Sembawang,Singapore----we were called The Sembawangkers.Well,we weren't very good, you know.....

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: open mike
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 04:38 PM

Rap., your mention of a cannibal reminded me of this guy...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer

and the other day i was playing with my mud nick name...
and came up with a couple of scrambled versions
(neither of which i plan to use...)

poke mine
pine kome

if i ever get a burro i will name it Donkey Jote..(Ho-Tay)

I sometimes go by Sarah Bellum,and sometimes Laurel Woodsorrel,
but do not feel the need to change my nick name here.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: bubblyrat
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 06:12 PM

Being a great fan of Spike Milligan (probably not known in the USA ?), I would love to change my mudcat name to Nick E Nackinou.

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 06:39 PM

You mean Spike Milligan of the Goon Show and author of such books as "Hitler: My Part In His Downfall"? Spike Milligan, the trumpeter?

Never heard of him....

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: Joybell
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 07:33 PM

So hard to compete with some of these.
I'm Ida Clare elsewhere. Tend to get called Ida though when people don't get it. True-Love is Jess Offel
I used to be Kitty Litter singing Country songs.
Myrtle Green when singing Scottish songs with Barack N Brown.

20 years back I sang, every Tuesday, at a venue where True-love sang on the following night. There was a blackboard outside where we wrote our names as we went in. I took to writing True-love's name up as I left -- ready for Wednesday. I've forgotten most names but I was particullarly proud of -- Randy Azhell.

Cheers, Joy

Subject: RE: BS: Fun!! Create a New Mudcat Handle here!
From: GUEST,riverboat annie
Date: 11 Jun 09 - 08:24 PM

well, I like riverboat annie!