BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Peace
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 11:33 PM

Yeah. And that goes for yer cat, too.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 11:11 PM

I'm tired of posting to this thread. I'm dead. Piss off!

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Janie
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 10:51 PM

Damn! 11 days later I have lived to refresh.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Peace
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 10:37 PM

Is this a good sign? The Dr gave it to me after the test.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Peace
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 10:07 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 10:04 PM

I'll let you know tomorrow about today.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 07:58 AM

Can I let you know about today...? I'm not entirely sure... bits of me don't feel like they're mine.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 07 Jul 09 - 12:25 AM

good to see Fools & Shanghaiceltic refreshing this thread

sandra (refresh)

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: olddude
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 11:08 PM

I know I am alive, stepped in a wiener dog landmine while'st mowing the grass. If I am dead then my sense of smell is still working anyway ... dang little sods

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 11:04 PM

Not dead, just hibernating...

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 10:29 PM

In SalmonArm, BC, surrounded by mountains, lake and cloud cover - but alive and well. Just took South American herb/antibiotic Pau d'Arco to make sure I stay that way.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: jeddy
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 09:16 PM

i think something crawled into my throat and died.. does that count?

other than that i am still here in bed as usual. it is a wonder i can walk upright.

take care all

jade x x x

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 09:06 PM

I'm ba.a.a.a.a..ack!

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 08:55 PM

Still on the right side of the grass....

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 02:24 PM

VT -- a mutation of the H1N1 virus has been found for which Tamiflu does NOT work. You have to use the other stuff -- Relenza or some such name.

No, I'm NOT kidding about this.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Peace
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 02:01 PM

The doc's still checkin' . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 01:55 PM

Still here. But due to the fact that swine flu is now in my work place and I have medically suppressed immune system things could change quick.

The NHS says I should get Tamiflu voucher from GP so I can get meds quickly if I start having symptoms. My GP won't see me unless I am having symptoms. Ya gotta laugh.

Got this email today -

Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this?

next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the C*ck - what could possibly go wrong?

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Andy Jackson
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 01:53 PM

Herself was spared so we're both still here.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Eye Lander
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 08:30 PM

Well you may have thought I was dead, having not been here for a few days but I have been unpacking boxes like there was no tomorrow and now I feel as if I am dead so I am going to bed and play at being Harry's Uncle I may feel better in the morning if I am spared!
ni ni
Jillie

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 06:42 PM

ALIVE and loving Vancouver BC.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 03:40 PM

Long walk completed in record time.. remarkably perky considering, but that may yet change... it's not even 9.00pm and I'm ready for bed now!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 02:06 PM

Severn... you sure ain't. You seem to be in fine form.

And that's good to see.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 11:46 AM

Like Joe Hill, I never died.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: olddude
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 11:16 AM

define "dead"

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: DMcG
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 09:37 AM

Better gout than gin, or something like that.

Still here, but nearer 68% dead now ...

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: The Sandman
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 04:32 AM

I am suffering from gout.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 12:55 AM

I am still not dead, however, got a long walk planned today (raising money for Cancer Research) so the situation may change...

Sev - good to see you on the 'live' list!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 11:40 PM

Still here, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 11:17 PM

Shucks, that's from the Canadian Cold Fronts that they keep sending to the US. If they'd close that gate on that barb wire fence up there around Calgary them Cold Fronts would stay home where they belong.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 09:33 PM

(cue in the late Charlie Monroe. Though if he's late, I hope he doesn't miss his cue)....

"Peace is not dea-a-a-ad
He's own-ly restin'........"


Bruce, somebody said somepun' 'bout "restin' Peace" and people just jumped to your conclusion. They thought you were lying in state, or as a Canadian, maybe in province. You were Bruced, but not broken.


You DID look a little purple, though.......

Subject: RE: BS: Please reflesh if you are indeed endeaded
From: Severn
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 09:12 PM

Refrench?....

Reefer-esche?.....

Reflex?.....



Naw, that's not it, dammit!



Oh, well,.....




A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course
And no one can talk with a corpse, of course
Unless of course, that very corpse
Is the famous MR. DEAD......


Though, I suppose if you can still display a certain amount of esprit de corpse, you actually ARE still alive......


Me, I'm still alive after my bad burn incident, but I tend to feel a little Corpus Crispy.....


Abra-a-a-a Cadaver!......POOF!....... Yes, folks I am alive again!


But I'm saving my live album until after I'm dead so it will sell...










WAIT!.....Re-flesh, maybe?

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: olddude
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 02:52 PM

Not yet, you only thought I was

signed
Elvis

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Cats
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 01:12 PM

I used the same calculator and it says I will live for another 30 years and will die at 86. It is wrong. I'm already planning my 100th birthday party. I did get some calls about 2 1/2 months ago after the rumour went round that I had died. It was interesting to hear the sharp intake of breath on the other end of the phone when I answered. No idea who put the rumour out but I really am alive and eating ice cream!

Subject: Lyr Add: OLD WAYS (Neil Young)
From: pdq
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 03:02 PM

Old Ways ~
                Neil Young

Old ways,
it sure is hard
to change 'em
Come what may
It's hard to teach
a dinosaur a new trick
Lately I've been finding out
I'm set in my ways
Old ways,
can be your ball
and chain.

Oh, I'm gonna stop that grass
And give up all this drinking
Really gonna make my life last
Clean up my whole way of living
Up until the party last night
I was a different man
But old ways
got their way again.

The economy was getting so bad
I had to lay myself off
Well, working was a habit I had
So I kept showin' up anyway
Then one day
things turned around
I got my back pay
Old ways
comin' through again.

I got old ways.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 02:48 PM

It is Friday evening and now I am sitting down with a glass of ice water, learning songs from Holler and Shout (Ramskyte CD) and ready to start relaxing for the weekend (don't think about the truckload of ironing... it is not really there) and I feel alive again.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 12:00 AM

Nothing hurts. I've hefted 500 pounds of clay - in 50 # boxes - twice today and lots of other stuff - and nothing hurts - yet. But I know I'm alive because I am SOOOOO happy! I have moved everything and stored everything and that means I am almost ready to start out for Apple Hollow. My joy knows no bounds!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 11:09 PM

So is Grape Jelly a cause or a symptom?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 09:32 PM

"Dead Willie Blues" said to be related to the dreaded disease "Grape Nuts".

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: maeve
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 09:28 PM

Feet hurt, back hurts, wrist hurts, head hurts. Doctor says I'm alive and I believe him.

m

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Peace
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 09:20 PM

I'll let ya know after I see the doctor.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: GUEST,Brian
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 09:11 AM

My time left is calculated as 32.183908045977011494252783563218% of my estimated life expectancy. Therefore, by the law of averages I'm already more dead than alive so will not refresh this thread.

Oh bugger! I just did!

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 08:43 AM

Dead Willie Blues -- sounds like a sports team from Oxford.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: mouldy
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 08:29 AM

I've been baking cakes all morning in a red hot kitchen on a red hot day. I hate baking too, 'cos I'm not that good at it, so I must be dead and in hell!

On the other hand, I can see a cool and shady corner of my garden, with a tinkling water feature, and fish to watch....maybe I ain't dead just yet, and a comfy chair and a drink will put all to rights again.

Andrea

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 08:14 AM

Dead Willie Blues - is that a name or an affliction?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: pdq
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 06:01 AM

DEAD WILLIE BLUES ~
                      Mike Cross

I did not wake up this mornin'
I did not get out of bed
I looked down from the ceiling,
And I saw that I was dead...I got those...

(CHORUS):
Dead Willie Blues,
Old Dead Willie Blues--
Well, how long have I had 'em?
These old Dead Willie Blues.

My wife called from the kitchen
Said "Get up, it's time for work."
Then she came in here and found me
Lyin' cold and dead as dirt. With these old...

CHORUS

The doctor came to see me
And then he told my wife,
"I think he's dead," but my wife said,
"He's like this every night!" He's had them...

CHORUS

Undertaker came to get me
And my wife said through her tears,
"I wish you wouldn't haul him off
He ain't been this stiff in years!" He's had them...

CHORUS

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Eye Lander
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 05:07 AM

Well made it through the night again God it was a hot and sticky one, came close to death when I got up this morning though, NO MILK it had died over night. BLAHHHH no tea! sob sob.

Jillie

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Will Fly
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:21 AM

Sorry for not posting to this thread until now. I thought I'd been dead for several days and have only just realised I'm not.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 02:36 AM

from my experience 2 baptist men in close proximity will get embroiled in theological discussion starting with the sins of idleness (read fishing) and strong drink, thereby ignoring the drinking fisherman and driving other competitors for beer and fish away.

Did I get it right?

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 11:48 PM

Ummm...well, not exactly. But he knows apes that do.

Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Jul 09 - 10:30 PM

Does Chongo do commissions?

LTS