BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull

Subject: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Gedpipes
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:05 AM

B and Q last night. He nodded and drove off in a Fiat Punto.
Its true
Ged

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:19 AM

Was he coffin

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Gedpipes
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:43 AM

everyone's coffin in Hull

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:55 AM

You sure that it wasn't jOhn from Hull, doing his taxi stint?

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GREEN WELLIES
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 07:44 AM

Bet that was a thriller - sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Charley Noble
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 08:02 AM

Ged-

And what were you drinking?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 09:07 AM

I heard he got a job in that newsagents in Cardiff where Elvis works.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GREEN WELLIES
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 09:25 AM

Chip Shop

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 09:45 AM

He's joined the Motley Morris!!

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 10:00 AM

I can think of a few who ought to form a group called "The Not-So-Grateful Dead"

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 10:34 AM

I think "The Ungrateful Living" would be a perfect name for a new punk band.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 10:52 AM

He's joined the Motley Morris!!

What? After spending all that money to turn himself white, he's going to rub burnt cork on his face so he can be black again?

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 11:53 AM

Be careful, or you will have the PC brigade at you.Ho Hum.

I tell you what, he would have livened any morris team up. Fancy them all doing the moonwalk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igmkjnTSyIE

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 12:01 PM

i see him as well, he was buying a barber queue and some flat pack shelves.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 12:10 PM

This is stupid.... We (up here) all know he was seen on Orkney in Tesco and then was seen around Scapa (Scarpered) flow looking for a boy !

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Cllr
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 12:29 PM

Well i dont want to blame anyone for making a mistaken Identity depending on visability or environmental conditions
I mean its not the moonlight, sunshine, goodtimes but i might blame it on the Boogie.

Cllr

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 01:32 PM

He was offered a job in the plastic factory but he couldn't 'face' it!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Kenny B (inactive)
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:21 PM

Doesnt everyone get spotted in Hull , by the seagulls

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:25 PM

and if they do, is it Black or White or both?

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:29 PM

Les are you talking about Michael Jackson or seagull poo???

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 02 Jul 09 - 04:58 PM

err -I am not sure Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: fumblefingers
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 12:15 AM

One of his noses was found outside a Plastic Surgeon's clinic in Oklahoma City.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: quokka
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 12:25 AM

"and if they do, is it Black or White or both?"

- Apparently it don't matter.

Quokka


(sorry!)

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Ernest
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 01:50 AM

He is on his way to Scotland to collect some Jacko-bits....

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 03:05 AM

Oh by the way Mike, I was on about the seagulls.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Gedpipes
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 03:59 AM

People
You are not taking this seriously and you are doubting my sincerity.
I lent him an ear
;-)
G

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 04:12 AM

Ear ear of course you did Ged

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Ernest
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 07:03 AM

now that Ged lent him an hear he will sing the old Waterboy`s song "in Search of a nose"....

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: RangerSteve
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 05:43 PM

Michael was on his way to Paris, to get some tips from Jim Morrison on how to live undercover. Morrison was recommended to Michael by Elvis.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jul 09 - 06:19 PM

He has spots? I hope it's not serious.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Jul 09 - 11:04 AM

There's no B and Q in Hull. Just an 'H' a 'U' and two 'L's.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 02:28 AM

There's an H in 'ull ? never knew that.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 06:01 AM

and would those stripes be yellow and black. Sounds a bit Barmby to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Gedpipes
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 07:09 AM

actually it wasnt B & Q
He was in Boyes

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Rasener
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 02:58 PM

Wasn't he in the HarriWatts band once?

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: fat B****rd
Date: 05 Jul 09 - 03:17 PM

Will his latest tour take in Hell and Halifax as well...

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Wyrd Sister
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 07:14 AM

Might be a while getting out to Halifax if all the rumours are true...

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GUEST,paco rabanne
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 07:06 AM

He has taken up the smallpipes and lives in our shed.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: GUEST,eric the viking
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 02:48 PM

Nah he's in Scotland scratching himself. Though I hear he's got the itch because he caught crabs.

Subject: RE: BS: Michael Jackson spotted in a Hull
From: Stringsinger
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 10:49 AM

At least it wasn't in a pancake or hamburger.