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Subject: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Peter T. Date: 16 Jul 99 - 03:44 PM WARNING*****ALERT******WARNING
There are reports of a serious new virus called the WUZZUMS (acronym for Warm, Fuzzy, Mudcat Sludge). Be extremely careful downloading any threads, especially those containing words like "hug", "oogums", "press your pain to our bosom", etc.
1) Wuzzums incrementally infect threads, progressively destroying all material. For example: "Pigmeat? You wanna know wat pigmeat is? It's about that warm and snuggumsy-kind of niceness and also it is very community oriented, sweetie puff." THIS IS NOT A JOKE! IT IS A DEADLY SERIOUS, SERIOUS --- WELL NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH TO BREAK THE VAST FURRY TOGETHERNESS LOVE BONDS THAT JOIN US IN ONE POSITIVE --AAACCKK, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!! WUZZUMS ALERT!! SHIT...
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Mudjack Date: 16 Jul 99 - 04:14 PM OH NO....I've been infected, the Wuzzums have struck but not to fear, FUZZUMS to the rescue. I'll put my fuzzy cap on and find a cure for all mankind. YES your about to witness the counter-attack from a FUZZY thinker. Fuzzy Mudjack |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Fadac Date: 16 Jul 99 - 04:17 PM When it's cold outside, I wear my underwear fuzzy side in. Hmmmmm -Fadac |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Bert Date: 16 Jul 99 - 05:10 PM TOO LATE - TOO BLOODY LATE - The soft fur is creeping over my screen as I type. |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Rick Fielding Date: 16 Jul 99 - 07:12 PM Gosh Peter T. I need a hug. OOOH, that's better. ricky-woo |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Banjer Date: 16 Jul 99 - 07:13 PM Dammit, Bert, that ain't soft fur creeping over your screen. It's just that you type so slow that your screensaver is outrunning you! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 16 Jul 99 - 07:19 PM Ahhahahah! Yes! IT worked! FINALLY, THE POLLYANNAS HAVE TAKEN OVER! (Maniacal laughter) We KNEW we'd get you, sooner or later. Like spiders we lurked in every thread, weaving our kindness and saccharine goo; technology be damned! Throw those mother boards out before it's too late. Turn to your REAL mothers, those of us with the bosoms of embrace, the candy-coated tongues, the syrupy voices that will lull you into oblivion! Ahahahaha!!! Okay, now, Kitty-poo, just come along and noone will get hurt, that's right, put your arms in those long strapped holes, there now hug yourself, ummph, let me tighten those straps. Now, don't you feel better? Sorry guys, I'll try not to let her get away before we get to Montana to the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed! Your everloving Katlaughing! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Jul 99 - 08:57 PM I get the distinct impression that katlaughing is the primary perpetrator of this wuzzums stuff, and she seems to be darn proud of herself. I just don't know what we're going to do with her. Maybe we should all be nasty for a week and see if she leaves us alone and lets us get back to our music... -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Jul 99 - 09:20 PM Ohmygawd.......I can't hold it back....ohgawd.......Kat you gotta' stop these posts.........huhehuhahuh.....my heart rate's going outasight......huhahuhahuh...."embrace"..."bosoms" ..."Tongues!!!"...."SYRUP"....yeah SYRUP, LET'S POUR IT ALL OVER...ohgawdohgawd...ahuhahuhahuhahuahuahauu......GOOD GAWD>>>>>>>>>MY BLOOD PRESSURE***********get ahold of yourself catspaw..ahuhahuhahuahuaha.....OK - Imagine Fielding bending over backward.......OKOKOKOKOKOK.......whew...that's better....NO>>NO**NOOOOO....Igotta' have it....... GIMME SOME WUZZUMS .. GIMME THEM WUZZUMS NOW >>> GOTTA HAVE WWWWUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUMMMMMSSSSSSS !!!!!!!
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 16 Jul 99 - 09:41 PM Puff, puff, umph; puff,puff, umph; puff, puff, umph. "'Spaw? Can you hear me, 'Spaw? It's me, Pollyan...oops, I mean Katlaughing! Okay, doc, he's breathin' on his own, again, can I stop mouth to mouth?" "Yea, his heart's thumping along just fine! When he comes to we're gonna hafta talk to him about those sweets, though. Make sure you call Karen in, so we can tell her what to do at home. She'll have to throw out every ounce of gooey, sweet stuff." "Yea, I guess he must be an addict, huh, doc?" "You got that right, sister! And, you're gonna hafta make sure that Kitty-poo and her sidekick Pollyanna stay totally away from him!" "But, doc! They LOVE him, in fact they LOVE everyone! It's so hard to keep them quiet! They just want to shout it from the rooftops, climb every mountain, just call to say it, just like muskrat love, they want to let everyone know just how much they are loved, because, doc, ya know Love makes the world go round! "Okay, boys, take her away. It looks like Kat just got pollyanna'd! Sure hope it doesn't take too long for her to recover. Put her in isolation and will see how she takes it!" Help! 'Spaw, Rick, Joe, Bert, Allison, Barbara, bbc, EVERYONE! THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA,HA! (NO! NOT)TO THE PHUNNY PHARM! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Jul 99 - 09:48 PM I'm going to dump this here and leave for the night, go sing some good folk music or something. -Joe Offer- Muskrat Love Captain & Tennille Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doing the town and doing it right in the evening It's pretty pleasing Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land And they shimmy... Sam is so skinny And they whirl and they twirl and they tango Singing and jinging a jango Floating like the heavens above Looks like Muskrat Love Nibbling on bacon, chewing on cheese Sam says to Suzie, Honey, would you please be my Mrs. Suzie says yes with her kisses Now he's tickling her fancy, rubbing her toes Muzzle to muzzle, now, anything goes as they wriggle, Sue starts to giggle.... |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 16 Jul 99 - 09:53 PM Ah, Joe, still a softie, like me! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Joe Offer Date: 16 Jul 99 - 09:55 PM No, Ma'am. I HATE that song.... |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Rick Fielding Date: 16 Jul 99 - 10:41 PM THANK YOU JOE OFFER! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 16 Jul 99 - 11:25 PM Sheesh! I guess you really meant it when ya said "Maybe we should all be nasty for a week and see if she leaves us alone and lets us get back to our music"! Hummph! See if I come back! Stomp, stomp, stomp, (loud door crash, revving engine, squealing tires as I speed away in my 1963 Ford Galaxie convertible with a four barrel carb, high rear-end, dual glass packs,& four on the floor! No sugar tonight in your coffee! katlaughingstillmaniacally! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Cap't Bob Date: 16 Jul 99 - 11:34 PM What on earth is going on here? The has to be the most ridiculous thing that I have ever see...(wuzz) ~~~~HAY WHAT WAS THAT? ~~~(WUZZZUNS)~~~hay let go. WHO PUT THIS DEAD FISH ON MY CHAIR????? ahaaaaaaaa..... .... .. Cap't Bob .... .. |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: WyoWoman Date: 16 Jul 99 - 11:41 PM I'd like to teach the world to sing (We Are the World) In curdled harmony... (We are the myoo-sick...) I'd like to hold it on my lap (We are the world) Til it gets all warm and gusheee... (It's the reeeeaaall thing....) ww |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 16 Jul 99 - 11:54 PM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......Kinky WW, I feel a relapse coming on again!!! catspaw |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 16 Jul 99 - 11:56 PM This time 'Spaw, there won't be any mouth to mouth, it'll be the paddles for you! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Jul 99 - 12:23 AM NO,NO,NO --- Not the paddles!!! A couple of years ago after the bypass, I developed an atrial fibrilation which was fixed by a new technique called Cardiac Ablation. They map all the electrical impulses in a cardiac cath type procedure, then use a laser to burn away the unwanted ones. It took about 5 hours and you're in and out because at times they want you to respond and at other times they want you out. Two pads are attached (paddles) all the time because during the process your heart is often put in life threatening rhythms and they need to "ZAP" it. This happened 5 times during mine (my friend Wayne was assisting/observing) and they always want you OUT for the zaps. Well.....I was out for four.....Seems they had a little miscommunication shall we say..... I AIN'T NEVER FELT NOTHIN' LIKE THAT IN MY WHOLE FRIGGIN' LIFE!!!!!!!!!! Like a 600 volt baseball bat to the chest!!! NO PADDLES KAT------I'll think pure thoughts and things to keep my mind off elsewhere....like Rick bending over backwards ... NO PADDLES!!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Mudjack Date: 17 Jul 99 - 12:33 AM Eat your hearts out all you HUGGY BUGS, I'm going out to Blessing Bsrbara's tomorrow and the HUG BUG will strike. Frank from Toledo, Margarita(?) MAG(?) There's others I'm sure...... Mudjack |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 Jul 99 - 12:37 AM Poor. poor 'Spaw, you thought I meant the chest paddles, huh?Heeheehee! Hey, I had a heart cath in 1979 and I don't EVER want to go through that, again! I cannot even imagine what 5 hours of what you described must've felt like. Pure agony, I am sure. Sorry if I brought up unpleasant memories. Mudjack, there are way to many of you all getting together without the rest of us! I am really jealous, Mick & Caroline & Sandy & Art. Now you and Barbara! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Jul 99 - 12:39 AM Hey Mudjack.....Give Barb a hug from me and tell her the people from Child Protective Services will be around. She'll understand. Hey I'm really envious......Margie and MAG too. Well pass around the hugs from me if you will my friend!?!? Damn---Catters getting together on both coasts this weekend and here I am in the middle......broke too! Give us an update huh? catspaw |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 17 Jul 99 - 12:42 AM Peter, Are you happy now? Oh, the humanity! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Rick Fielding Date: 17 Jul 99 - 02:08 AM Katlarfing, I didn't mean it. I love Muscrat love! Anybody. What's Muscrat Love? (I only read the lyrics) Wait a minute, now I get it! "Wuzzums" rhyme with "Buzzums"! Oh oh, don't let Spaw see that! erase! erase! oops, too late! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Lonesome EJ Date: 17 Jul 99 - 02:24 AM Hey Catspaw, where can I get me some o' them 600 watt paddles. Sounds like just the thing to liven up the party after all the Cuervo is gone, heh heh heh. I laugh at all of you wuzzums victims. Hugs humbug! Hell, I was even thrown out of an EST Seminar! Heh-heh...heh..hee hee..tee hee... "Now he's tickling her fancy,rubbing her toes..."OH MY GOD...It's happening to me! Help me Gargoyle, Patron Saint of Curmudgeonry, now in the hour of my need! Somebody help me get this hairshirt on! Arrrrgggghhhhhh..... LEJ, who's thinking of changing his Mudcat name to Gentle Spirit
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Joe Offer Date: 17 Jul 99 - 03:43 AM Gentle Spirit? LEJ, get ahold of yourself! Don't do it! -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Jul 99 - 07:14 AM I think he has got a hold of himself...so to speak. catspaw |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Peter T. Date: 17 Jul 99 - 10:02 AM Captain and Tenille!! UUUUCCCCCKKKK! WUZZUM DISINFECTANT!!! (always with the exception of the Patons of course, and Big Mick, and rickywoo, and catspawumsies and kittykat and -- Christ, now I've got wuzzums in my parentheses!!!AAAHHH!!) IS NOTHING SACRED!!! yours, Peter T. P.S. Hi, Angus, how you been? |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Jul 99 - 12:26 PM Ok, Catspaw, we'll just use a little switch then. THAT oughta jumpstart yer heart. WW Who is also stuck in the middle and feeling twinges of jalousie for the getting together of so many 'catters at once. |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Big Mick Date: 17 Jul 99 - 12:41 PM I have no idea what the hell you people are talking about. WUZZUMS, indeed. We are just fine people who have a genuine affeHUGction for eaFUZZY HUGch othhead in the chest, sucking my thumb calling Kat mommyer. It is all a figwhy is my screen getting fuzzy and hard to readment of your imaginations. All the bexx23987633265.......UMMMMMMM, STOP THAT........AAAHHHHHHHH YEEEESSSSS............st, Big, warm, fuzzy, wuzzums Mick |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Jul 99 - 12:48 PM Once again, if it gets any nicer in here, I'm gonna spew... Spfuzzywuzzumz thhppptfuzzyhuggywuggumzzzz WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME? I used to be such a hard-ass, I doFUZZZZZYYYY WUGaHUGUGGUGUGMMMMZZZn't understKIZZZZZYYY-KIZZZYYY FACEand...
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Dave Swan Date: 17 Jul 99 - 01:50 PM Alright, let's get hold of ourselves here. It's summer, clearly some of us have been out without our hats and melted the gray matter just a bit. Quick Banjer, hand me that bucket of vitriol, I think we can still save some of them. |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 Jul 99 - 02:46 PM Okay, Ricky-woo, want the top up or down? Don't want to get too much more sun. KittyKat/KatMommy????KTKat??(used to be)NAW!, jistkatlaughing/larfingMAO!! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: LEJ Date: 17 Jul 99 - 03:14 PM Resistance is futile. I feel much better now. Give in. Feel the love. Come on everyone. Group hug. Join us. Join us. Gentle Spirit |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Peter T. Date: 17 Jul 99 - 03:22 PM God, another one gone. Dave, it may be too late. yourzzums, Peter T. (AAAACK!!!!!!) |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 17 Jul 99 - 03:47 PM Toldja! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Jul 99 - 04:21 PM God, that group hug was great. Hey, Gentle Spirit, was that a piccolo in your pocket or were you just glad to see us? WW |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Rick Fielding Date: 17 Jul 99 - 05:00 PM Kat please don't give me the "top up or down" option. I may be in better shape than Catspaw, but I'm still a middle aged Canajun male! Gotta concentrate on those articles that I've been paid for but haven't written yet. rick |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Bill D Date: 17 Jul 99 - 06:42 PM fortunately, some of are almost totally immune to 'wuzzums'...a lifetime of reading Oswald Spengler, tuning autoharps, drinking Metaxa, and driving in Washington DC traffic has rendered me 'wuzzum-frei'...please call when you feel an attack coming on...(nope, it's not a BIT like calling AA!) |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Joe Offer Date: 18 Jul 99 - 01:37 AM Well, I came across this, and I figured I ought to share it with all you seekers of wuzzums, or whatever: Dolly Had a Little Lamb It's kinda cute. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Alice Date: 18 Jul 99 - 02:06 AM I've been gone for a week, drove back from Denver today (through Wyoming -past KC- in a blink of an eye) at home on a green forested mountainside, finally got to check the Mudcat after 8 days of withdrawal... and WHAT HAS HAPPENED here? It isn't even the same place I remember!! |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: WyoWoman Date: 18 Jul 99 - 02:33 AM 'Twas a Freakin' transformation, that's what it was. Ya blink yer eye and they've already happened. Why, I'm not even KC anymore. I've morphed into WyoWoman (another KC appeared on the scene and apparently had first rights to the moniker. All right by me anyway...) Joe, I'm going to memorize that song immediately. Perfect, simply perfect. WW |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: katlaughing Date: 18 Jul 99 - 03:40 AM But then there is always Kaycee, WY, home of Chris LeDeux and right on the interstate to Montana:-) |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Art Thieme Date: 18 Jul 99 - 02:46 PM Alice, Aint' it amazing?? I think it's Mudcat's answer to urban living---and sprawl. Man's & woman's inhumanity to mans and womens (whatever). Every small town eventually gets it's gangs. Usually coincides with the building of a RED LOBSTER---somewhere out by the bypass. So if you've ever wondered why we humans are destined to die, it's so we don't have to deal with all the crud comin' down the pike. Love, Art |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: WyoWoman Date: 18 Jul 99 - 02:55 PM Art -- Right above my desk, just even with my computer monitor, is a sign that says, "Ninety percent of everything is crud." Theodore Sturgeon Words to live by. *I* certainly believe it. (It's the other 10 percent that keeps me going -- and that's sublime!) WW |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 18 Jul 99 - 03:03 PM I think we should all send oodles and oodles of WUZZUMS to Gargoyle: he seems to be in desperate need of them.
My Mary Had a Little Lamb parody: --seed |
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Subject: RE: WARNING: WUZZUMS ALERT!!!! From: Mudjack Date: 19 Jul 99 - 01:09 AM Sorry Spaw.... I hugged em all and did'nt share with you since I did'nt get to the PC til late today (Sun). Funny you mention it, Barbara mentioned Catspaw and two folks took off running down the lane before we caught their names. I know they were mudcatter's because they drooled from only side of their mouths. We had ourselves a first class Mudcat gathering and looks like we recruited a few good folks from Portland Folklore Society. From the looks of whats been happening this week end, none to soon. I hope I don't forget or overlook anyone , there was: Blessings Barbara, our gracious hostess and family Frank from Toledo(with family) JR and Mrs Sandy Bob and children Mudjack and Mrs MJ(the boss) We had simply the best gathering and a time to get to know one another's music and I'm here to tell you, these folks can sing and play songs like you've never heard.I thought of being their manager and taking the "Northwest Mudcat Review" on tour. The Portland Folklore Society has an abundance of talent and we Mudcatter's are soon to acquire their music expertise.These folks will give their fare share of contributions to the data base. Wuzzums to ya Catspaw.... Mudjack, who ran after them but could'nt catch em, oh, they drooled but were two young female beauties who I know needed to learn what a WUZZUM is. |
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