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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: gnu Date: 02 Oct 09 - 02:47 PM Scale it back? |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted...('Strictor Measures) From: Severn Date: 02 Oct 09 - 01:44 PM SINSULL, Goodness snakes alive! Are you saying that the legendary Asp Of Peace will be slithering amok at Folkie Central? It escaped from the serpents quarters? We'll try not to get TOO rattled....... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: SINSULL Date: 02 Oct 09 - 01:22 PM HMMMM TRUBRIT is missing a boa constrictor - I'd be careful of Jacqui, guys. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Severn Date: 02 Oct 09 - 01:14 PM If they wanted and were still in costume, the Floozies could expand their act, with other names, to some of the other workshops, such as being the "Kitschin'-ettes" for the Food & Cooking sing, or maybe the "Sweet Vile-ettes" for the Vile Fluids hour. They could show up for the beaus at the Tramp sing as The "Ho'-Belles" and one can only imagine their appearence (Keepin' it all clean, of course) at "Songs from The Shower"..... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted For The Bloozies... From: Severn Date: 02 Oct 09 - 12:06 PM Will the medics be administering Flu-Z shots, due to the potentially infectuous nature of their spirits and performances? Though I'm sure, of course, everybody will end up with a good round of applause, no matter what precautions are taken, especially since they'll all be starting from scratch here in Crab Country. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Tinker Date: 02 Oct 09 - 08:23 AM Some questions are best not answered..... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bobert Date: 02 Oct 09 - 08:23 AM Eb, She musta followed my advice... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: jacqui.c Date: 02 Oct 09 - 07:03 AM I did a double take, Jacqui- I read that as 'member Whose member, Ebbie? |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Ebbie Date: 02 Oct 09 - 12:07 AM "I got a feather boa and a hair ornament 'specially for the number. " I did a double take, Jacqui- I read that as 'member'. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Leadfingers Date: 01 Oct 09 - 09:14 PM Bobert ! She DOES sing ! Other than that I claim to be a gentleman so wll say no more . |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Herga Kitty Date: 01 Oct 09 - 08:56 PM Bobert - on that criterion, I definitely qualify. But I sing too -ask Kendall and Jacqui! kitty |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bobert Date: 01 Oct 09 - 08:49 PM That's right, lead... We only lookin' fir full figured mature womenz and you is neither... Good whistle player tho but not floozie material... Kitty, Send piccure of posterior... Maybe we can get you a scholarship... B~ |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Leadfingers Date: 01 Oct 09 - 08:42 PM Kitty - Thats JUST the way I feel !! Though I dont think I would qualify as a Floozie! |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Herga Kitty Date: 01 Oct 09 - 08:35 PM Now, if only someone had offered to pay the air fare.... Kitty |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bobert Date: 01 Oct 09 - 07:47 PM First of all, Eb... You got what it takes to be a Bobert Floozie... Hey, with all the fine lookin' womenz that you see in the videos of last year I can appreciate a fine lookin' womanz that is more than eye-candy... You got 'um all beat... Yo, jacqui... here's what I want you to do... I here that you and the Capt'n is holed up at the No-Tell Motel in Deleware which, BTW, just happens to be the boa-only capital of all motels east of the Mississippi so... ...pour 'bout 3 'er 5 Scotches in the Captain then step into the bathroom to supposedly powder yer nose... 'Cept rather than powder yer nose you, ahhhhh, get nakked and come out of the bathroom wearin' just the boa... Eeeeowwweeeeeeeeeeee!!! Cowabunga!!! See ya' Saturday and if that little trick don't kilt off the Capt'n then tell him I'll see him Saturday, too... BTW, he ain't bringin' his *harpoon* with him ,is he??? (lol) B~ |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: jacqui.c Date: 01 Oct 09 - 07:33 PM I got a feather boa and a hair ornament 'specially for the number. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: MMario Date: 01 Oct 09 - 01:48 PM If my family schedules an event for next year getaway weekend there will be murder committed. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Ebbie Date: 01 Oct 09 - 01:20 PM "frantic with searching for the foundation garment that will convert the big belly to a big bottom" LOL Love that line. Mind you, Bobert, I shall be waiting to see how this all transpires. (I might have stepped up smartly- but the image of an aged floozy leaning against a corner lamppost has a ewww factor. :) |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Genie Date: 01 Oct 09 - 12:37 AM Um, yeah, sure, Janie. You're really huge. (Not!) We should all have "huge bellies" like that. LOL G |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Janie Date: 30 Sep 09 - 11:55 PM ....frantic with searching for the foundation garment that will convert the big belly to a big bottom....some combination of whalebone and balloons ought to take care of it.... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Tinker Date: 30 Sep 09 - 11:44 PM Well guys for a whole bunch of reasons I find myself bummin' a ride and comin in for Breakfast on Sunday. I better see lots of pictures of those floozies.... I found a new (old) dress, but it'll have to wait... sigh |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bobert Date: 30 Sep 09 - 09:19 PM Yeezir, mam... Good to have ya' on board... As fir the dress fittin'??? It ain't 'sposed to... And it don't matter which way far as I is concerned... You do know about feathers, I hope... B~ |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: momnopp Date: 30 Sep 09 - 09:10 PM This is the first chance I've had to delve into the threads before Friday night so I have at least *some* idea what the buzz is. So I's goin' t'see if mah best floozie dress is ready for prime time or not (and if it ain't then I best make it so) I'm SOOOOOOO there at the Saturday night concert............... Peace, JudyO/momnopp wahooo! :-D |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bobert Date: 30 Sep 09 - 07:38 PM Hurrrummmpfff!!! That ol' gal ain't got nuthin' on our floozies... Takes more than a big snake to impress me... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bill D Date: 30 Sep 09 - 07:08 PM awww... snakes are traditional! with floozyness |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: ClaireBear Date: 30 Sep 09 - 06:58 PM I better not get that snake, or Lilly be doin' the zampoogie big time! |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bobert Date: 30 Sep 09 - 06:01 PM Okay, ladies... Get them dresses ready... I'm bringing the feathers... Boas okay, too... No, not the snakes... (Why not the snakes, Boberdz???) Okay, pitch the snake in the suitcase, too... B~ |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 26 Sep 09 - 04:03 PM Hey. There are worse things! ;>) |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Amos Date: 26 Sep 09 - 01:53 PM LEJ: I ain't saying I'm not, and I ain't saying I ain't, but a very wise man once told me to remember this: All the accusations are confessions... A |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Genie Date: 26 Sep 09 - 12:56 PM A feather boa can flooze up the most respectable of cocktail dresses. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Tinker Date: 26 Sep 09 - 12:39 PM Toenails -- don't forget to paint the toenails..... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: ClaireBear Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:56 AM Sadly, the floozie dress was gone when I went back for it. The one I found instead is almost respectable by comparison; I might even wear it in real life. And black, not the subtle cerise of the first one. But I'll do my best in it. I have a painted shawl that might liven it up some... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bobert Date: 26 Sep 09 - 09:36 AM Both... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Genie Date: 26 Sep 09 - 01:12 AM Who? You or Amos? |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 26 Sep 09 - 12:56 AM Horny old ba"#$tard... |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Amos Date: 26 Sep 09 - 12:08 AM I have only one thing to say to you lot, as I contemplate this breakneck dash for unbounded folly: YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAA!. There. I've said my piece. A |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Tinker Date: 25 Sep 09 - 11:10 PM Claire, You've been given permission to love your inner floozie.... Of course you will not only buy said thrift shop dress, but also wear it. In it you will feel thrifty, frugal, feminine and floozed.... Clearly it's a win win proposition. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Genie Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:04 PM Li'l' sum'n to help set the mood fer the big-bottom floozies. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Bobert Date: 23 Sep 09 - 06:53 PM Hey, when it comes to floozies, I ain't too particular... Shoot, if all ya' can do is spin yer danged wheelchair around, I'm happy... As fir fool restrictions??? If they impose them then they might as well shut the event down... Why else do folks come to these things??? The food??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: gnu Date: 23 Sep 09 - 04:22 PM I say ya do yer thang and then crash in. Politely, of course. >;-) |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Genie Date: 23 Sep 09 - 04:09 PM ClaireBear, I think you've got the flooze factor goin' on big time. An' you don't gots to shake your head whilst floozin' it up, jes' the other end. (As for that being rear-ended in your car thing, been there, done that - twice - in the past 6 years. It does tend to make you want a hot tub, chiropractor or at least some WD-40 for a while. Hope you snap out of it (no pun intended) before the Getaway.) And, Janie, neither FSGW nor Mudcat has any rules restricting how often you're allowed to make a fool of yourself (at Getaway or elsewhere). If the Mummers can prance around with cutaway plastic milk jugs on their heads, etc., where's the harm in bouncin' about with a feather boa while Bobert an' the boys wail away on their geetars an' harmonicas? I think any flock o' floozies worth the name needs to have at least one blonde! |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: PoppaGator Date: 23 Sep 09 - 03:06 PM Shure 'nuff looks like BIG fun ~ one of these years I'll make it there, at which time I promise to do my part, whatever y'all need. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Susan A-R Date: 23 Sep 09 - 01:37 PM Now Bobert, don't go down to the railroad tracks or nuthin' I'm sure some of those nice ladies will come through for you. Be careful, you may get what you ask for. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Amos Date: 23 Sep 09 - 01:31 PM Well, try painting it bright red, Claire!! A |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: ClaireBear Date: 23 Sep 09 - 01:26 PM Yeah...if only I could get the young men to focus on MY rear end instead of the Mini's, I would appreciate the phenomenon a whole lot more. (I didn't really just say that, did I?) |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: Leadfingers Date: 23 Sep 09 - 01:17 PM I know all about 'Babe Magnet' cars , didnt realise you drove a 'Stud Magnet' Claire ! |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: ClaireBear Date: 23 Sep 09 - 12:40 PM Just a minor accident a couple of months ago. No worries. The rear end of my bright red Mini Cooper seems to be a magnet for young men who like to drive too fast and don't always slow down whan they should. I'm not badly hurt, just have to yelp every once in a while when I turn my head wrong. No big deal. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: jacqui.c Date: 23 Sep 09 - 12:36 PM So long as you can move your bottom that would probably qualify you for this carnival. CB - Whiplash! When and how? |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: ClaireBear Date: 23 Sep 09 - 12:30 PM I saw the perfect floozie dress in the thrift store yesterday, but I couldn't quite bring myself to buy it. I don't expect Bobert would want me in the floozies anyway, what with whiplash making me damaged goods ... purty fussy for a bluesman, if you ask me. |
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Subject: RE: Getaway Floozies Wanted... From: My guru always said Date: 23 Sep 09 - 12:20 PM Seen a video at last!! Went to my chiropracter today & he got my bones moving properly again, though I don't know how long that'll last. Maybe I'd best practise some moves.... |
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