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Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:36 PM I'm going to close this thread. The request for chords should have been easy to delete as a duplicate and there isn't much point in continuing the flaming here. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: wysiwyg Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:31 PM Jeri, can you move this crap out of this thread and put it where it is topically appropriate? SRS, even the internet-weary scholars here don't post like that when a request is made. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:26 PM Brucie already sent the chords on another thread this same person started on the same subject. Since the question has also been answered over there, I consider the topic closed. You can squabble here all you want about how long an answer should be, and what tone of voice you choose to read into it. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:20 PM "Terse and efficient" is more like rude and irrelevant. If you're going to give someone hell for violating standards, consider that one of those standards might be reading the damned question. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Murray MacLeod Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:18 PM Terse, undoubtedly, efficient, my arse. The guy asked about the chords to Loch Lomond, and he is still none the wiser after your patronising reply. btw I don't need no steenking excuse ... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:11 PM Same as gives you the right to talk to me like that, I guess. I was terse and efficient. I answered the question. What's your excuse? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Murray MacLeod Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:01 PM SRS, what the fuck gives you the right to talk to somebody like that ? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Stilly River Sage Date: 13 Mar 05 - 06:58 PM A search of the DT would have taken you about twenty seconds, and you'd have come up with these: http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3669 http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3667 http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=3668 Someone as new to the site as you are is excused this time, but take a look around at the features before you start bringing up old, unrelated threads to ask random questions, please. SRS |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: stagejester Date: 13 Mar 05 - 06:31 PM Does Anyone happen to know the Guitar Chords for "Loch Lomand"? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: katlaughing Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:53 PM Sit down, fasten your seat bells, put on your helmets and take us into hyper-drive! GO Mudcat Tavern-ROUND FOUR! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Susan A-R Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:44 PM WOW! and I could have been coming here all along after work?? I'd like a stout please, Oh, and I brought some left over spring rolls, steamed chinese dumplings and sushi, now if you'll just let me at the popcorn, I'll get my strength up for karioki. Now wait!! be careful, if you put too much jello in . . . oh well, we'll have to add quite a bit of warm water to get them out now. This must be the industrial strength stuff, guaranteed to hold even the strongest wrestler, (possum or not) imobile.
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Cap't Bob Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:31 PM O.K., O.K., O.K., I've had enough! This is the last time that you are going to use my guitar to stir the pool. Hell its full of jello up to the sound hole. That is bad enough, but the cranberry ice fish~~~~now I call that going a little too far. Now I'll have to spoon it out.....Hmmmmmm not all that bad tasting... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:31 PM Hey, boss, I think we need one of our web wizards to help us into Round 4. This is taking too long to load! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: LEJ Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:58 PM Yeah Emily, with bbc's cardamom milks it's just a short trip from cowering in the corner to wrestling in the jello. Consider yourself warned. Now let me crank up the brand new phoakie karaoke machine. Here we go, For All the Girls I've Loved Before . Here Alan, you take the Julio Iglesias part, and Mick, you've got the hair for the Willie Nelson bit. A one and a two... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:20 PM Lej, I think we'll need a professional cleaning crew after events like this! Guess we'd better charge something, to defray the cost. On the jello shots, all I have is cranberry, but they're not bad! Hi, emily! Come on in! Don't let these folks scare you off! Here's your warm cardamom milk. You just relax here till you feel like joining in. Who knows? Maybe you'll be in the next round! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:19 PM HAHAHAHA... I knew we'd be a good team Harpy..... but someone beat me to it for an idea to get more blokes into the pool...... I have a huge vat of gelatin powder... now if LEJ could just fill up the pool with Guinness and someone gets that Banjo down to help mix the two... we could have lovely black jello with a white creamy head on top. BTW what do Lady Eglock and myself get as a prize? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: emily rain Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:11 PM *pokes her head in the door* oh dear lord. licentiousness everywhere. um... could i have a glass of ... um ... milk, please? and could you heat it up and add a dash of cardamom? thanks. *whimper* i'll be cowering in the corner. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:10 PM flavour. Oh YES!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:09 PM Hey, the thought of Big Mick doing a possum roll.... not a pretty sight. On the other hand.... Oh Alison, THAT bit of jello tasted GOOOOOD...... Now let's try the other |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: LEJ Date: 29 Jul 99 - 08:58 PM My God! Look what you have done to my bar! Jello stalactites dripping down from the ceiling, jello stalagmites on the floor ( or is it th' other way around). This place looks like a scene from Men in Black was shot in it! bbc, we'll need a fire hose to clean this joint up- and I've got the Loan Arranger coming from the bank with his loyal sidekick Squanto to look at the place before he advances us a loan for the Folkie Karaoke Machine and the shuffle board table. The horror...the horror... And look at Max's Mudcataloupe... better stick it in the Maytag before he finds out. Ah the Hell with it. Gimme one of those Jello/Vodka shots. You have raspberry? Hey who's that guy climbing into the Porsche Carrera all covered in banana jello? You say that's not just any guy...That's The Loan Arranger! And he loved the jello wrestling? He's giving me the loan?! Thank you Masked Man! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: campfire Date: 29 Jul 99 - 08:22 PM Its so hot here that Guiness Ice Cream would be just FINE to wrestle in! Would probaly add body and bounce to everyone's hair, as well. campfire |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Fadac Date: 29 Jul 99 - 06:24 PM ack I'm not going to type it again. Server messed up. -Fadac |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 05:41 PM We all knew women were the more vicious sex. Here's to good winners & good losers! Jello shots, all around! And don't slip on those squishy spots when you're running to the bar!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 29 Jul 99 - 05:20 PM MAG, I think Catspaw meant NW USA, as distributor for the Imploding Pedro Guitar Corp. Hey, anybody ever try that Jello you make with fizzy water? Now that stuff could be interesting... Guiness Jello - haven't heard of it. I've got a friend who has a recipe for Guiness ice cream, though, but I think it'd be a bit difficult to wrestle in... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Bert Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:50 PM Anyone for Guinness Jello? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MMario Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:29 PM Looks like it's getting to be that time again. Hey! This coaster is wet, let's all move down to clean spots at the bar..... Have another cup of tea? asked the Mad Hatter I can't said Alice, I haven't had any yet. MMario |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: harpgirl Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:28 PM ...and Harpgirl tags Alison and lunges for Fadac's middle...she gets half and twirls him down with a great squishing noise!! she jumps on top of him and mashes lime jello in his ears, she chortles....his concertina flies up in the air and knocks Mick unconscious...Lady Leglock and The Fair One are declared the undisputed winners....!!!!!! bow bow scrape scrape scrape!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MAG (inactive) Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:00 PM Northwest could be mine, Spaw? Northwest corner of the Tavern? of the pit? I'm lost ... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Fadac Date: 29 Jul 99 - 03:49 PM Sessions: Mud apprication: 7X24 Drinking: 7X24 Jello wrestling: 7X20 (have to clean it out sometime) Jello shooters 7X4 (What to do whith the used Jello. Songs: 7X48
Time to break out the Concertina, Sleeeeerp !!PLUG!! Gack!!! ???? Platooie!!! Ok, who put the grape in my Jello shooter? -Fadac |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Liam's Brother Date: 29 Jul 99 - 03:26 PM What time does the session start and, oh yes, is it elite?
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:25 PM Oh, no, you guys are still at it?!!! bbc here, reporting from behind the bar, under an umbrella. alison thought she had him, but Big Mick was merely using her own tactic against her (He was playing possum, catching his breath under the jello, & enjoying the ambiance.). He is attempting the possum roll himself now! Folks, you've got to see this to believe it! Will he succeed in pinning her? She can be pretty evasive, smeared w/ that gelatinous glop! Stay tuned! catspaw, was that water for you or the wrestlers? Just checking. Roger, thanks for the Dr. Bronner's. We'll dedinitely need it to get the cranberry stains off! Let's take a time-out, so Cap't Bob can give the pool a little stir. That Yamaha sure comes in handy! I'm going in the back, to mix up some jello shots for the after-party. Yell when something happens! It ain't over till it's over! bbc, out. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 29 Jul 99 - 11:35 AM Hold up folks, special delivery of Dr Bronner's soap, guaranteed to get jello off anything, even a paddling pool. Get out, Mick while the pool boy does his work: would you like a Guiness with a large Irish chaser? I'll have a 3-star Greek with an umbrella in it! We could sing "Beautiful Teamsters" together while we wait. [see Educator thread for details!] |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:47 AM I heard that my college-aged kids had done "Jello shots," which is Jello with Vodka in it. I think this would be most appropriate for the next round. "wrestle, gulp, wrestle, gulp, wreshthle, gallop, whrrrrrrr....." ww |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 10:03 AM Now cut that out....... don't you think his size is a big enough advantage without you telling him my moves as well??????? ****grin****
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:54 AM G'day, Alison's possum roll has to be seen to be believed.... Mick, you never stood a chance mate.
Cheers, |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Cap't Bob Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:30 AM Mick....I'll be right back with your 12 string...Safe keeping, ya know,...you wouldn't want to get it all messed up now would you.. Here Catspaw you can hold my Yamaha 12...you or Allen can use it to stir the pool once in a while....won't hurt in none...it's used to that type of thing. If you get a chance you guys and gals can try the old Yamaha....mighty good for building up callouses, or you can use it for a shield if too much of that MIX gets to flying around... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MMario Date: 29 Jul 99 - 09:02 AM Hey there Rog tZ! Heck, when *I* went to graduate school I never dreamed I'd end up a professional pillow fighter; but sometimes you just get the lucky breaks in life.... Canberry jello, no nuts? Well, that must mean it's ladies night in the wrestling pit! *ducks* I'll have a Cranberry and Vodka, thanks.... MMario |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 29 Jul 99 - 04:06 AM Jeez, when I went to graduate school I never thought I'd end up delivering bulk jello. Here's today's consignment: cranberry! This woman came by the office with a colour chart- fazed the boss, never had no-one choose it by colour before. Guaranteed nut-free, he says. Well I'll have a quick one I.D.? Well I've got my out-patient's card for the Neil Young Center (I've been practicing my American spelling- two countries divided by a common langauge). No, I was never a vet, [Paul Simon impression "I never served"]that's chocolate jello on my hand. Senior citizen's discount? Not yet, but soon! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 29 Jul 99 - 01:02 AM Wow, that Alison is not only fecundious, she's absolutely intimidizing. Poor Mick. (Union organizers don't make a lot of bucks, in my experience). Hey, Mick--you're supposed to be wrestling, not just lyin' there takin' it. Who ever booked this match, anyway? Ya had to know that Mick would take a flop and let Alison pin him. Okay, Joe, here's your twenty bucks. I was dumb enought to bet on the big mick. --seed |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:50 AM I, personally, always care about submissions. But I think Jello in the ear is completely above board. It's that playing possum bit I worry about. You KNOW what some of these people do with possums. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:40 AM big Mick falls for alison's playing dead at his feet and tries to pin her to the bottom of the pool. at the last moment alison does a beautiful possum roll Mick lands in the jello, people at the bar put up umbrellas,... banana jello flying every where. alison climbs onto Micks back and starts shoving jello in his hears......... (are there rules to this.... falls? submissions?.. do we care?) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:31 AM Uh Leej, bbc??? You uh, might like, you know, er,uh......well, like maybe keep a bucket of water handy!?!?!?! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:26 AM Leej, Slide me a big ol' Anejo and a lime, please. "Implosive Pedro" catspaw ? Oh hell, you're faded. Can't be any worse than the time I got in on the ground floor of franchised charm schools in women's prisons. Yeah, sign me up. But do I have to wear the serape and paste on moustache over my own ? E.S. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:23 AM None who'd want to interrupt Big Mick's fun! Commentary, schmommentary. Look at that big fella, all covered with banana jello and Fair Alison! WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:21 AM Watch carefully ladies and gentlemen, Alison has just launched the unorthodox but highly effective flying possum in which she'll throw herself headlong at Big Mick, rotate in the air, and play dead at his feet.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:10 AM No one has won yet he didn't stay long enough. Get back in this pool. Here goes....... (alison lauches herself through the air.... banana jelly flying in all directions and tries to grab Mick....... any commentators out theres?........) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:04 AM Oh, boy, Mick! You're *back*!!! I was trying to figure out if I was being flattered or insulted. Was that an instrument or a dirty bird I was being asked to hold? I had to avert my eyes during the "contest." I may be a barmaid, but I am still a lady. My, that banana jello does give you an interesting aroma! Hope there are no monkeys loose tonight! Uh oh, where's catspaw? BTW, who won? Art, are you ok? Come on over here & catch your breath! Need a drink? I think I do. Just picturing what I did see is enough to give me the willies (calling catspaw!). Time to go home for the night. Bye all! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 29 Jul 99 - 12:03 AM Yo Mick....about ready for a tiple aintcha'??? You need to swipe BiB's Guild 'cause Rick's got a Tak........But he was using the Grit ya' know..now there'd be somethin' worth swipin'!!! And say, I got a helluva' chance to get in on the ground floor as the U.S. Distributor for teh "Implosive Pedro Guitar Corp." out of Texjawatchie, Mexico........wanna' get in on the action? Rick says their 12 makes one tremendous sound...........just one but it's tremendous......... Leej, bring me a Jack so I can think about how the money's gonna' roll in. Hey Bob, El Swanno, you too....got a few extra bucks? Banj is investing and Leej is trying to get the bank to give him a second...MAG, I think the Northwest could be yours....... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alan of Australia Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:58 PM G'day, I think the fellas might win this one. And if we're good the girls might win too............
Cheers, |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:31 PM Rib.............let loose of that Guild 12, my buddy Cap't Bob is here. Now Robert and I met last weekend and I can assure you that we have to sit on opposite sides of the building to keep the damn thing from tipping. we are two very big men. And the aul Cap'n can play the shit out of that thing............and sing as good as you want. The Guild is in safe hands with him............Wait,.....Bob...........come back here, you big ape.............where the hell you going with my 12............What???????????????...........I don't want your damned Yamaha 12............What FAIR ONE??????...........Oh yeah, I would look a little silly running down the street nekkid covered in jello.......but he's got my Guild..........Huh?????..........Oh yeah, you're right........I can just swipe Rick's..... |
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