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Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3!
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Cap't Bob Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:11 PM Just a pine float with a lime twist....on the rocks. Mick I'd be glad to hold that Guild 12 string of yours...if I don't have to watch the goings on...or officiate...or anything like that.... Cap't Bob
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:50 PM Alright ladies you asked for it. Harpy, meet Sir Arthur the knosher. Yep.........he loves eating jello.........and the things he does with the beard......well..........better stop there. He will be wading in to take on the Harpy. If he starts singing "Da Night Before Larry Wuz Stretched" you may want to consider throwing in the towel. And I, Mudcat Mick, will be taking on THE FEARLESS FEARSOME FICKLE FECUNDIOUS FAIR ALISON in what may very well be the wrestling match of the century. You will not want to miss this one, pholks. But more importantly, I do not want to miss this one. In fact, I have been having cyber dreams about it all my life. Rick..............no, wait, on second thought.......Rib, will you hold my beloved Guild 12 string...........Rick.............no, wait, on second thought..............bbc, will you hold my Seagull........Rick,.....no wait, Leej, will you hold my penny whistles............Rick......no wait, Banjer will you hold my bodhran because you are used to protecting instruments that people want to break.............What???...........OK, Rick, you can hold my capos...........why?????.......because I know you have never seen one before..............Barkeep, give me what very well may be my last Guinness..........Awwwllllllrightie.............off with the clothes..............Ahhhhhhhh........it feels good to be shed of that tutu and those damn brass bra cups........C'mon Art, let's go get 'em........ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: MAG (inactive) Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:39 PM brandy HD Aleander -- I'll just go make it up (brandy, HD coffee icecream, creme de cacao) I'll make myself a shakerful as long as they're virtual -- caffein, sugar, and a double alcohol whammy -- come to think of it, I'll make that Tia Maria. I haven't got a body I'd want to show off by plastering it with jello; how 'bout a round of "Those were the days." MA |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:07 PM Yer' on. I just need a pardner. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:14 PM Yeah I'd rather have red too.... matches my hair..... now what I'd really like to know is "where are the opponents?" Harpgirl and I are ready.... bring on the other team....
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:03 PM I'm sorry. I simply cannot wrestle in banana Jello. That color is not on my chart and it looks simply ghastly on me. I'll take something in a nice raspberry or cherry. C'mon, women,let's speak up for the really important things in life -- color, color, color! And, of course, texture. WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 28 Jul 99 - 06:40 PM Big Mick: Thanks for the kind words. I like to think my momma raised me right, and that I turned out to be a gentleman. Just remember, it takes one to know one. I'd wondered where you had wandered off to, and missed exchanging pleasantries with you! DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 28 Jul 99 - 03:55 PM No thanks, maybe a blob of jello, though. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 28 Jul 99 - 01:21 PM Mornin', Dave! Anything you like! That's the wonderful thing about a cyber-menu; we have anything you want (within loose bounds of propriety--see Leeg for the other stuff!)! A little whipped cream on the top? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 28 Jul 99 - 11:47 AM Morning bbc, Spaw, R the Zim, we'd better have a close look at the jello delivery. I've heard that unscrupulous wholesalers are repackaging nut and vegetable jello moulds in plain fruit contaniners. Zim, you could have been had, and I hate to think what could happen if someone slid into a celery/walnut clot during the afternoon match. What's the world come to when you can't trust jello? May I have a little something to make my coffee more interesting? E.S. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:58 AM Yeah, look I'm sorry, just try not to bring up anything about marshmallow creme.......like I'm still doin' therapy. ya' know? Well Peter, what can I tell you.........You and Mick also missed out on gettin' nekkid and listening to Rick's show.......sorrowfully, I couldn't help but notice that most of the participants were male.....and a more depressing and digusting looking lot, I've NEVER seen!!!! Plus we couldn't get the show over the net!!! Now the Great El Swanno did show in fishnets and half a gorilla suit, but that can't keep you going long, especially when he has gas. Personally, I'm going to be gone all weekend and I wholly expect to see a far better and more musical site when I return..............and by the way, the problem with receiving Rick's show was Joe's fault as you've probably noticed on the "Get Nekkid" thread. Well grab a drink and see what the day brings......and Zim, take that creme and shove it up yo........oh sorry, already said that didn't I? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 28 Jul 99 - 10:21 AM Here's today's order of jello, banana this time, I see. You sure get through a lot, what do you do with it, wrestle in it? Ha Ha! Oh, and there's an order here for several gallons of whipped cream, what shall I do with that? What's that? Mr Catspaw, that's not nice, just doin' my job! A drink on the house? Apology accepted, thanks,a small curse of Roussos will do nicely, and a few olives if you have them. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 28 Jul 99 - 09:10 AM Mornin', Peter! Yeah, life's like that. Care for some coffee & doughnuts w/ your beer (served before 11 am)? Hey, I think I see someone gesturing at you from the jello pool! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Peter T. Date: 28 Jul 99 - 08:58 AM How come some people leave for a day and everyone descends into Irish politics, and other people (er, me) leave for a day, and everyone is into baby oil Jello wrestling? There is some deep unfairness going on here. Bartender, another beer with a Johnson & Johnson's chaser. yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 28 Jul 99 - 02:15 AM Hey Harpy, you and me as a tag team ..... I like it!!. We'll win with this combination. Hey Mick quit whinging and get your gear off.. no one said this was single sex wrestling....... let's get the boys in here too... it's a big enough pool... OK with you Harpy? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Alice Date: 28 Jul 99 - 01:57 AM Hey, who called my name? I'm not here. Victorian ladies do not frequent taverns. (but thanks for thinking of me) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: katlaughing Date: 28 Jul 99 - 12:38 AM "Meowrrrr" she purred, flexing her claws.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:15 PM Hey, Mick, we remember you; we even *like* you! Doug had no hard feelings. In fact, he's been looking for you. He wants to compare notes on charming the ladies! Here's your drink, honey. Stop wallowing & relax. Where's that hug you promised me? That's better! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: WyoWoman Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:06 PM Obviously, Big Mick, we're going to have to devise some new initiation rites to welcome you back to your postition as keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites. Come over here, Big Boy -- Kat, Alice and I have a few ideas. >;-] WW |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Big Mick Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:49 PM Man, a fella gets a little busy..........Hey, Leej or bbc, What's a fella got to do to get a proper of Uncle Arthur's finest?............Sorry, I'm a little cranky today. Damn day job is getting in the way of my music and my 'Cattin. I come back to find DougR is a complete gentleman and I feel like a heel for coming on like a bull moose in heat (tx bbc), Obi Wan Offer has appropriated my special name for the object of my cyber desire (T>H>E F>AI>R O>NE), speaking of whom, T>H>E F>AI>R O>NE is inviting fellas to rub her with oils and go skinny dipping in jello. Oh woe is me, I am going to quit singing Irish and go to the blues. Wait.................Irish is the blues..............Leej, give me a double shot of John Jameson's very finest, please. One day I am the Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites....the next day nobody knows my name. Anybody got a Guild 12 string layin around??????? Big Mick, wallowing in self pity |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 05:55 PM Only be as good as you want to, Doug, but do remember--I have your (& Velma's, I assume!) email address! (smiling affectionately)! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 27 Jul 99 - 05:41 PM Barb, Velma would probably whack me upside the head if she knew I said that. From now on I'll be good. DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 02:05 PM No, Doug, just back to passin' out drinks in the tavern. Boy, nobody's reputation is safe, anymore! Here's poor Velma, just trying to have a quiet drink w/ her husband & he says she'll go anywhere for free drinks! Velma, you;d better speak up for yourself! BTW, did anyone mention that Duane hit me first *and* more times?! Speaking of working--Hey, boss! Did I mention that I need time off this weekend, to take care of the folks at Bill's party? Hope that's ok. Sounds like we have a lot coming to visit & some to stay. What's that joke--How do you know when you've had folkies visiting? They're still here! :) |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 27 Jul 99 - 01:03 PM Oh my. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: LEJ Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:58 PM Neil, I spoke to Kesey about all the room that his bus is taking up in the parking lot, and he said as soon as the jello-wrestling is over he'll park it on the astral plane where it won't be in anybody's way and Baba Ram Dass can give it a nice wash and wax job. But now we go to Ring Announcer Peter T. Ladies and Gentleman we present today's Feature Event. Ten Rounds for the Women's Tag Team Lime Jello Championship! LlllllllllETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!! LEJ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:55 PM bbc: I'll certainly accept your kind offer and velma will go almost anywhere for free cheap jub wine so I'm sure she'll tag along. What's this about getting back to work? Schools out, isn't it? Back to jewelry making? DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:46 PM Although I brought it on myself, catspaw, I think I'll just ignore that last one & hope it goes away. Hey, Doug, when it's happy hour in the desert, bring the wife back in. We've got a 3-day special running right now--free glasses of jug wine for women named Velma. Lonesome figured we could afford it. Hope to see you soon. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:13 PM While the combatants are smearing themselves in emollients and choosing sides, anyone for a few rounds of Liar's Dice? Just a guess, but I bet we've got a bunch of naturals here. D. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: annamill Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:12 PM Hello Everyone, This is the first time I've been able to stop in since last week and what do I find...baby oil wrestling and jello wrestling. Shall I go get a bucket of cool whip?? Is this co-ed baby oil wrestling or is that a silly question? Count me in!! Do we disrobe now? Who's first? I missed listening to Rick nekked, to busy with my honey. This will certainly make up for it though. Oh, may I have a Irish coffee for breakfast first, please? Are we still on Berts tab?? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:05 PM Yeah, why not just beat the crap outa' him again with the trout? You might need a new trout after last night. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:02 PM Oh, Jeri, I don't think I need to wrassle for Duane. He claims I've already got him, hook, line, & sinker. What was that about a trout? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:54 AM Um, after all those drinks you folks wouldn't believe what I think I'm reading here. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:38 AM Bbc, maybe you could work out a deal to wrassle one of the fellas and win Duane as the prize. You think he'd go for that? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: harpgirl Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:16 AM how 'bout a tagteam, Alison? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:09 AM Oooooh...we're giving out men as prizes? I might join. No, on second thought, I don't think Duane would like that! Too bad! Back to work, Barbara! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: campfire Date: 27 Jul 99 - 11:03 AM Hey, Baby Oil Wrestling would probably feel good on the sunburn and mosquito bites. I'm game...winner gets Joe??? caqmpfire |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Jeri Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:28 AM Who's that eyeing the Jello tub? He's considering the distance, checking wind speed and direction, evaluating the height of the side of the tub. Oooh...he's focusing...focusing...he purposefully steps forward, another step, and another, gains momentum until takeoff velocity is reached...launching himself into the air...AAAAIIIIEEEE--CANNONBALL!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:18 AM Oh my.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: alison Date: 27 Jul 99 - 10:04 AM OK.. seeing as I missed the chance to get nekked to listen to Rick (I was actually nekked... but asleep at the time. does that count??? *grin*) I'll volunteer for the baby oil and jelly wrestling.... now I need an opponent......... oh and someone to get the oil onto that bit in the middle of my back that I can't quite reach......... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 27 Jul 99 - 09:58 AM Mornin', folks! Thanks for the kind words, Doug & Neil. Keeps a girl goin'. Catspaw, you know you're s'posed to have 8 glasses of water a day. Hmmmmm..maybe I can help you w/ that. Well, here's your lime & tonic. That's not what you ordered? There goes another tip. Tell Karen I said hi. Cuevo for campfire. Welcome back! Don't worry about bygones; just settle in & enjoy good friends' company. Who do we have here--coffee & doughnuts or the hard-drinkin' crowd? How about a nice morning song? Anybody know "Early" by Greg Brown?
Ooooo-ee, ain't the mornin' light pretty Back to work! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Neil Lowe Date: 27 Jul 99 - 06:50 AM Peter T., thanks for the drink and bbc slow down a little ...I'm getting tired just watching you.....you got here just in time, though - Kat has me spooked (literally) with that "Oh Neil...wooooooo" stuff and I need a little liquid courage to take the chill off. Leej, is that Kesey's horrendous Day-Glo school bus parked outside, the one the Hell's Angels are riding around like Indians encircling a wagon train? Maybe I ought to go say hello.... |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Roger the zimmer Date: 27 Jul 99 - 04:01 AM Hi, just dropped by with the consignment of Lime jello for the Mudcat baby oil wrestling team, do you want it in the paddling pool or the hot tub? |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: DougR Date: 27 Jul 99 - 01:36 AM bbc: Aw shucks, I missed you again! Thanks for that wonderful especially brewed coffee. It surely hit the spot. I finally located a photo of me and the boss which I will be sending you via snail mail because I haven't invested in a scanner as of this date. 'Tis cocktail time on the desert and I'd sip a ice cold vodka on the rocks were one available. Velma had her glass of wine and shooed me off to the tavern for a spell. I'm glad that it's Open Mike night because I feel like singing! "Goodnight Irene," is one of my favorites and I think I'll start off with that one. DougR |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:15 AM OOOOOOO......Thanks Dave....much better... Jack and coke here please.... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:13 AM 'spaw buddy, it's me, El Swanno. Ain't nothin' but a little cold water. Just need to warm you up. Now focus on these...focus buddy...it's the Women of the Mudcat Baby Oil Wrestling Team trading cards. Huh ? Feeling warmer? That's it pal, deep breaths. Just sit with these for a while. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 99 - 12:06 AM Uh Dave.....El Swanno???? Uh, could you help me here? I think I'm going into cardiac arrest from bbc's cold water bath........a little Ringers? D5W? Got the paddles with yuh?.......Uh anybody......little help here? caatttsspp asad qwrtjlwwwwmagopjghghiyuuuuu'fy.../ |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: campfire Date: 26 Jul 99 - 11:56 PM Howdy, folks. Just got back into town after a stint in the north woods of Wisconsin. YMCA Family Camp, so I haven't had anything but Pepsi in about a week. It seems I missed some kinda flap; I guess I don't even want to know. Just give me a double shot of Cuervo in a snifter, please, and I'll catch up on the good times. campfire |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Dave Swan Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:59 PM Nope it's really me scarfing guac, and quite good it is,thanks.Now that the sun's gone down, do you mind if I plug in the bug zapper? On the other hand, skeeters gotta make a living too, sooooo... Maybe I'll switch to spirits and let the little buggers cop a buzzzzzzzzzzzz. A Bombay Sapphire and tonic when you have a moment, please. Damn the plasmodia, full speed ahead. bbc, you're doing a fine job, thank you so much. Cheers, D. |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: Angus McSweeney Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:31 PM OK, all this talk of ghosts and Little Red Riding Hood has put me in mind of a tune. Remember Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven?" OK, good...now, remember that junky 60's song "Hey there, Little Red Ridin' Hood, You sure are lookin' good, you're everything a big bad wolf could want....Ahooooooooo!" Now, with just a few minor modifications, you can sing a REALLY LONG SONG: (same tune) "Once upon a midnight dreary, As I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore" You have to play with that last phrase a little, but I always thought (after about 3 scotch's, that I had stumbled upon an absolutely criminal fusion. Any takers? Oh, yeah...this is good scotch...got a Tombstone Pizza back there? Want to continue this fusion stuff... Peter, I know you can sing along on this one, maybe try those finger picks! |
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Tavern -- Round 3! From: bbc Date: 26 Jul 99 - 10:28 PM Oh, boy, you guys caught me! I've been on a longer break than Lonesome! (Sorry, boss!). Let's see. First, I grew some special coffee beans for Doug, roasted, ground them, & brewed his cuppa. A little late, but, boy, is it fine! There you go! Next, double Beam on the rocks for Neil. Sorry for the wait! Let's see--Mexican stuff for Dave Swan (or is that you, PJ?). Murphy's & pork scratchings (pork rinds here, I think!) for Bron. Cold water for catspaw--over his head after that last link! Whew! How am I doing! Got to take shorter breaks! BTW, Doug, thanks for the generous tip! I'm still trying to pay off that digital camera! |
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