BS: The latest on Kendall (updated 2011)

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Big Mick
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 01:43 PM

It comes from holding all that bile in. I keep tryin' to tellya, skippah, that you need to let it out, speak your mind. Keep it inside of you causes this.

Mick, who ranks in the top tier of groupies.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 01:48 PM

Hmmm...there's no burning sensation when you mictruate, is there? I mean, Jacqui's out of town, you're on the other coast....

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 01:53 PM

If that was the case, the cellar would be too good for me!

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 02:03 PM

Good as place as any to note my opinion of Beyonce and the grammy sweep; While I think she is a good Vegas nite club act, giving every grammy in the world to this lady is a waste of good brass. She dances , if you think stripper moves is dancing, and carries tunes that are harmonious - my ass. It was a wonderful moment at the inauguration ball when she sang 'At Last', but so was Bette Midler when she sang Long long road to Carson on his last show. Being realistic I suppose those highly invested in music sales feel that Beyonce will get them more bang for their grammy advertising buck...but 6 of em is over the top for some tunes that were really slop.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 02:07 PM

If that was the case, the cellar would be too good for me!

Yep. more likely to be 6' of prime backyard!

Don - I agree with you about Beyonce. She left me totally cold.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 02:47 PM

more likely to be 6' of prime backyard!.... NO! You`d have to hide the body until the frost is out of the ground.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 05:12 PM

Not necessarily, gnu. In Alaska- in New Brunswick too? - when a body simply can't wait until Spring breakup, they stand the body on end and pound it in. ;)

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 05:17 PM

eww

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 05:20 PM

Yee Alaskians is some tough! Alaskiers?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 05:26 PM

lol

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 07:18 PM

You`d have to hide the body until the frost is out of the ground.

We've got our own bit of forest out back - I'd just hide him in the brush and bury what's left of him when the ground softened up.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 07:24 PM

Excuse me...but as Head Groupie I feel it is my duty to point out that the Csptain has done nothingn a pile drive into the frozen ground.
Rap, however, is in serious doodoo for suggesting such a thing. SO - lower the testosterone levels and go back to your respective corners or I'll whack you all this side of your head with a 2x4. That goes for you too Jacqui.
One would think you were planning his demise. Got that green card have we?
(Inside joke)
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 07:32 PM

Calm down you auld bat.

We are talking hypothetically here, based on Kendall picking up some nasty disease in my absence. He was the one who said that the cellar would be too good for him.........

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 07:35 PM

"I'd just hide him in the brush and bury what's left of him when the ground softened up."

Ah, not a good plan at at all. Too many variables. Ya wanna be especially nice to him until spring. And hope he doesn't get suspicious. After all, he is an old salt and could slip YOU in the salt water if you need tending to.

You could end up being buried in the bay.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 07:43 PM

And it would indeed be an Old Bay seasoning.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: maeve
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 07:50 PM

Hi there, Kendall. How are you managing over there? Let me know if the Quasimodal Chorus needs to swoop in and carry you off to Camden.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Janie
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 08:04 PM

Gee whiz, Kendall!

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 08:11 PM

Now look here, I have never had any kind of STD, and I don't want them again either.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Tinker
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 08:21 PM

Okay I'm giggling cause if Big Mick is in "the top tier of groupies."

Never mind.... I'll take my leather coat stroking self to the cellar with all the other groupies who are somewhere in the underranking....

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Ebbie
Date: 03 Feb 10 - 11:46 PM

"Oh me, oh my..." Great harmonies, gnu.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 11:23 AM

Thought the same thing, Tink. He obviously doesn't know that Kendall insists on being on top.



And who are you calling an auld bat, you old bat?

So, what did the doctor say beyond that you pee funny? A plan? Another test?
Shall I gather the groupies for a ritual pee in the golden goblet? We can conduct our own tests if Jacqui goes out of town again...

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: maeve
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 11:56 AM

I'm glad I'm not a groupie.

m

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 12:31 PM

Or a gropie.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 12:33 PM

I'm glad I'm not a grouper.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 12:41 PM

Or a griper

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 12:46 PM

I just talked to my Doctor's assistant and she said this is not serious and no need to worry. It should be checked but it could be even be after the surgery in Mass.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 01:21 PM

So I'll put the goblet back in mothballs until Jacqui goes touring with her daughter...

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 02:04 PM

If I knew how to respond to this I would.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Janie
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 02:40 PM

Everyone mark this date on your calendars.

Kendall, at a loss for words!

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 03:16 PM

I have worked so hard for so long to accomplish that. heh heh

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 03:18 PM

Maybe we could get Spaw to award you the THE ORDER OF THE GOLDEN SHOWER and the rest of us won't have to *contribute*!

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 03:22 PM

Forgot to post THIS which actually has some interesting history of the little pissant.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 03:24 PM

That award is an insult not an award. HARUMPH!
I had forgotten about the order Of The Golden Shower.
Spaw blew coffee through his nose when I suggested that name.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Tinker
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 03:33 PM

Dang, cyber space ate my perfectly timed response......

Ya know Kendall sometimes taking your own sweet time ---

Never mind .... I'll stop while I'm ahead.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 03:46 PM

No need to respond, K. Sit back and watch the show.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 03:57 PM

Well, it may have started out as an insult, BUT, if you read the history you will see that the Little Pissant actually helped win battles and save his people, so some good must come of it, though I don't think the Cap't will need help pissing on a burning rope (lit fuse in the history!)

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 04:00 PM

The problem ocurrs when you are pissing and it feels like a burning roap.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 04:01 PM

rope

Gee whiz!

Heheheeeee.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 04:12 PM

Kendall, do I understand that they are going to take care of this urinary problem after you have surgery in Mass??   Do you need the whole congregation praying for you? Does the Bishop know that your local priest is getting into faith healing or something? Won't the altar get all bloody and stuff?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 04:59 PM

Alter, he go?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 07:30 PM

This reminds me of a story. Most unusual.

After God created man and woman and all the other stuff on earth and in heaven, he called Adam and Eve together and said,"I have two things left over for you and you may decide which you want. One is the ability to pee standing up, and ".... Adam interrupted and said, "Thats for me, I want that, I was here first and I demand first choice"!! God said, "Ok, it's yours. Now, Eve, the only thing I have left is multiple orgasms."

What a Doofus.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 10:29 PM

;-D

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Tinker
Date: 04 Feb 10 - 11:16 PM

Patience is a virtue with big rewards.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 08:08 AM

I don't understand. Could you explain, please?

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:42 AM

Woman smarter than man.......

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 11:38 AM

Ok, good wife, next time the car breaks down, you fix it.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: Fortunato
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 01:37 PM

Kendall,

I'm starting to worry about you and this bunch.

chance

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: jacqui.c
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 01:40 PM

Next time the car breaks down I'll call triple A.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: kendall
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 01:46 PM

Sure, take the easy way out.
The last time I looked, your membership card expired three years ago.
Chance, I know what you mean. It concerns me at times.

Subject: RE: BS: The latest on Kendall
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 02:02 PM

Kendall, never forget:
Man is a tool-using animal.
Woman is a man-using animal.