BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late

Subject: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: olddude
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:35 PM

I should know better than to post to theads when I am having a bad day. My apologies if I went off on anyone. Everyone is entitled to their opinion if I like it or not.

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:41 PM

It's better to be crabby late than on time. You, crabby? Yeah, right....

I'm plumbing the mysteries of my small mixer I'm using to convert cassettes to CD. Electronics make me crabby, late and on time.

:-)

Take care, buddy

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: gnu
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:51 PM

Hey bud.... no worries. Everyone here knows you be one good lad. Besides, that there warnt nothin anawhay.

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: akenaton
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:54 PM

Didn't notice any difference!

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 06:57 PM

I didn't notice you in the Crab Corner where I've been residing lately. Wish I had- we could commiserate.

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Amos
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 07:25 PM

I'm trying to true up the alignment on a fifteen-year-old 10" radial saw. So fuck off with your lame apologies!! If that sort of misconduct calls for your deepest apologies I'd hate to see you do anything seriously bad...you'd be in a corner before you opened your mouth!!

But I d appreciate the spirit of contrition even though I don't even know which posts you're apologizing for!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 07:36 PM

Never saw any evidence, m'self, Dan. Take off that hairshirt, put away the whips and chains...ten lashes with a wet noodle will do, even though I don't think that is warranted, either!:-)

kat

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 07:40 PM

I just figured it was that time of the month..... ;)

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:05 PM

Dan, you can always vent to me in PMs anytime the crabs come back. :~) Just be sure to label it a venting or rant, or you're likely to get some cheery bullshit in reply.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Joe Offer
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:13 PM

Dan, when you do crabby, it sounds like Mister Rogers. I've never seen you anything but nice.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: maeve
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:18 PM

It seems you'll have to work harder at being crabby, Dan.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:22 PM

Kind of like this, Dan?

Years ago - many years ago- a customer came down to the motel office I was running and apologized for making a pass at me the night before when he was drinking.

I pretended to not know what he was talking about and said, No. You were fine. You didn't make a pass.

He said, somewhat crestfallen, Well, I know I meant to.

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Melissa
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:23 PM

Ha..that's EXACTLY what I stopped in intending to say, Maeve!

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Amos
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:27 PM

He should have apologized for NOT making a pass at you when he WASN'T drinking, you ask me!

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:28 PM

LOL, Eb. I should have known something was wrong with our Dan when I practically proposed to him (and me an old married lady and all), and he didn't get it! :~)

Dan, Dan, Dan.... ya gotta TELL US when you're headed down into that black hole, sweetie.

!!! Ihave your address!!!! Kin Ah stalkk yew??????!?!? :~) (With Hardi)

We are close enough to come rattle your cage some Friday, you know, when there isn't a blizzard in the way of getting back home for church.
We did that once to Mmario-- hey, we can bring him along!!!! (It's only a coupla hours outta the way......) you wanna host a MudMeet?


(((!!!+++DAN+++!!!))) (love, strong hugs, and prayers)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 09:30 PM

yeah, Oldster... I noticed that you werte off yer game a little... Ya' know that you ain't had that swagger... Maybe a woman???... Maybe late nights playin' yer geetar in dives accross town... I don't know... I'm just that fly on the wall... I mean, yer grammer has slipped... Yer humor has kinda gone British... Yer temper... Well, that temper... Oh, used to be...

But nevermind that, Oldster, 'cause here's what I want you to do...

I want you to go down to the package store and get you a pint of "Absolute" Vodker... Then unscrw the cap and empty the contents into yer tummy and then when you wake up tomorrow with a bigass headache you get down on yer knees and ask the Big Guy to make you the ol' Oldster that we know and, well...

...He either will or he won't but at least you will have given it yer best shot.... Right???

That's what I do, anyway, 'cept I use shine...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: olddude
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:04 PM

well i kicked the crap out of some folks about soldiers, shouldnt have lost my cool on a dumb thread. but i lost too many friends and family to let it go. gotta learn to ignore stuff, i am a work in progress i guess

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: maeve
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:07 PM

Work of art in progress, I'd say. That's one talented artist, yes siree.

Sleep well, Dan.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:19 PM

Dan, I came up one day with a brill name for a Christian band: 'VineRipening'. You, sir, are vine ripening.

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:29 PM

Hey, Dan:

One of my recent posts on my blog is titled A Work In Progress. Aren't we all?

Your buddy, Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:34 PM

No harm done, Dan. You will have to try harder.
LOL
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Janie
Date: 05 Feb 10 - 10:59 PM

You tryin' to make me feel even guiltier, son!

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: bankley
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 08:49 AM

did I miss sumthin' ?

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Bert
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 08:56 AM

I'm trying to true up the alignment on a fifteen-year-old 10" radial saw.

Get yourself a nice big hammer. That way, you can not only fix your saw but you can bop olddude with it if he gets out of line again.

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 09:01 AM

Janie...me too!

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Rasener
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 02:38 PM

Dan
Stick to your principles and say what you want.
You do so much good helping people who do not have much money.
You are a very good bloke.
Les

Subject: RE: BS: deepest apologies for being crabby late
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 06 Feb 10 - 03:28 PM

Hey, Dan....I told that prat to f*ck off a very long time ago! ;0)

Well done!