BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 08:58 PM

Abundance: Big party held in a bakery

cannibal — Someone who is fed up with people.

Absentee: A missing golfing peg.

Semite — Big-truck driver.

Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Aug 10 - 09:06 PM

Adverse: A poem that gets longer the more you read it.

Negligent: When you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown

Neurosis: Fresh flowers.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 Aug 10 - 06:32 AM

Bill D,


Abundance: Big party held in a bakery

LOL!!

************

Pomander: Bruce & Sheila

Ambidextrous: Do everything right-handed

Defer: Shave hair off animal

Anteroom: Space for parent쳌fs sister

Understudy: Cause of exam failure

Spectator: Mottled tuber

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: KHNic
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 05:33 AM

Jocular - A Scottish vampire

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Marion
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 04:58 PM

Horology - scientific study of commercial sex

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Bainbo
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 05:06 PM

Teatowels - nocturnal birds that suckle their young

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 21 Aug 10 - 11:30 PM

Agrophobia= a fear of farming
pustule=a device for lancing boils
flageolation = to beat with beans
Pasta= Italian nostalgia
Trumpet= a very loud French Fart
Marxism= snobbery associated with good academic grades

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 09:48 AM

Obsenility: becoming a dirty old man.
Obsolessons: teaching people to be useless.
Narcitecture: The way designer drugs are invented
Squallow: a very dirty bird
Triffic lights: a really exciting road junction
Marxschism: yet another split in the Trotskyist movement

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 10:38 AM

Shellfish: Miserly crustacean

Skinflick: Dandruff

Mountebank: Savings scheme for Canadian Police

Phallusy: Penis shaped

Paradame: Female parachutist

Fondue: Enarmoured

Morsel: Advertising campaign

Herpes: Wig

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 11:31 AM

Winsome: Lose some!

Assuage: Hay?

Custardy: Egg nog

Noggin: The Nog

Manatee: Chap drinking hot beverage

Nubile: Fresh vomit

Chinchilla: Forgotten scarf

Chihuahua: Speaking in tongues!

Penetrate: Numismatist

Evanescent: Welsh climber

Pentacle: Writing set

Incumbent: Dubious salary

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Aug 10 - 01:55 PM

You got that one wrong, mon ami si heureux. Phallusy? bollocks.

Young men who frequent picture palaces
Know nothing of psychonanlysis,
And although Dr. Freud
Would be very annoyed,
They cling to their long- standing fallacies.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 Aug 10 - 11:40 AM

Orphan: Cooling device for metals

Bulletin: Metal ammunition container

Screwdriver: Insurance fraud

Molasses: Animal posteriors

Brandy: Superior to Brand X

Forestall: Compel everyone

Melange: Hybrid fruit

Photosensitive: Dislike having picture taken

Curriculum: Asian influenced school dinners

Confluence: Hypnotise with evil intent

Impervious: Demonproof

Custodian: Person in charge of swearbox

Meddle: Award

Lampoon: Spear for hunting young sheep

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 24 Aug 10 - 08:25 AM

Coptic: Policeman쳌fs watch

Acquire: Singing group

Mollycoddle: Indulge Morris side

Stucco: Keyboard malfunction

Sequestrate: Fee for marine adventure

Instil: Not out

Scarify: Frighten

Expound: Devaluation

Fabricate: Textile consumption

Cortisone: Lovers lane

Pungent: Male comic

Fertile: Russian hat

Farcical: Distant hand scythe

Supercilious: extraordinarily asinine

In testate: Marks out of ten

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Micca
Date: 24 Aug 10 - 08:45 AM

Excrement = stepped pay reduction
Tautology = the art of tension
Ventricle = leaky heart valve

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 08:53 AM

Tantric = Magic sunbed

Content = Prisoner on camping holiday

Quirky   = Crap

Buttery = Butt fattening

Macaroni = Another continental holiday dance craze

Popsicle = A bike for dad

Unicycle = A bike for grad

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 11:09 AM

Catacomb: Implement for feline flea removal

Heirless: Bald

Ultrasound: Sturdy

Caveat: Guinea pig headgear

Specious: Poshspeak for roomy

Endomorph: Axed TV character

Elderberry: Old person쳌fs funeral

Menopause: I don쳌ft hesitate

Double breasted: Normal

Portent: Leaky camping shelter

Mundane: Dull Scandinavian

Impale: The Devil쳌fs Brew!

Poltroon: Scottish parrot

Mistral: Unmusical troubadour

Asterisk: Astronomical hazard

Mustang: On death row

Coalesce: Smokeless fuel

Angiosperm: Irish prostitute

Rescind: Oops, I did it again!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 25 Aug 10 - 01:03 PM

Stupor: Ladling thin broth
Infatuate: Cholesterol
Emulate: Tardy bird

Humidor: Damp gold

Cauterise: Winked

Porcine: Obscured way marker for road hogs

Morbid: Auction

Dulcet: Bunch of bores

Armadildo: Heavy duty vibrator

Sentinel: Smelly Nelly!

Rumpus: An invitation?

Octopus: Cat with 8 lives

Cant: No such word!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 Sep 10 - 09:37 AM

Toiletries: Dog urinals

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 09:24 AM

Diatribe: Football hooligans

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Michael
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 11:51 AM

Counter irritant = shop assistant

Kangaroos = look at those amazing marsupials.

Translator = He's going to become a woman.

Toiletries = letries for children to play with.

Gymnosperm = result of watching women exercising.

Shitsu = stupid name for a dog.

Succulent = a borrowed nipple

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Sep 10 - 04:09 PM

This is for MtheGM..it was either this thread or the other!*bg*

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The
certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile
dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his
ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to
him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful
medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and
then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than
you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."

The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How
do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say
'1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took of his clothes and
said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then
she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences
with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling
participle.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 10:20 AM

Kat,

LOL!!

I'll use that one at the sesh tonight!

Here's some more to ponder:

Tertiary: Clint Eastwood

Curlew: Hairstylist

Menstruate: Realistic male bodymass

Binnacle: Small bin

Pannikin: Corporal Jones

Morbid: Up the ante at auction

Morbidity: Dirge

Ultramarine: More than able seaman

Disgruntle: Remove porcine vocal cords

Spinnakers: Speciality contortionist's act

Euphemism: Teenager –speak

Prosthesis: Expert's dissertation

Falsehood: Imitation sou'wester

Porcupine: Bacon craving

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Feb 11 - 11:57 AM

Campaign: Lumbago from sleeping on wet grass

Cortex: weatherproof headgear to keep brain warm

Oinkment: Porcine medication

Ninny: Shy female goat

Understatement: Subtitle

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 07:52 AM

Gymnosperm: Firing blanks?

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 04:50 AM

Crone: Duplicate oriental life form.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 08 Dec 11 - 04:54 AM

Clone: Oriental hag
Crony: Hag-like,
Crony: Joint for the birds.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 05:28 AM

Purist: What you risk getting when you drop your mobile phone in the toilet.

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: DMcG
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 07:57 AM

Mentioned at a sessionn on Friday last -

Twirled: Yorkshire

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Mr Happy
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 08:56 AM

T'wirled -LOL!!

Subject: RE: BS: A Game of Uxbridge English Dictionary
From: Genie
Date: 11 Jan 12 - 10:50 PM

A few overlaps, but mostly new (definitions of exisiting words) here:
Neo-Definitions (Washington Post, Plus)