BS: Where are you on the food chain?

Subject: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Davetnova
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:15 AM

I keep seeing this food chain mentiones and am trying to figure out where I am on it. I very rarely eat people, although I devour music avidly, and it is seldom that anybody offers to eat me. Can I find a place on it? I feel excluded.

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:20 AM

I dunno'...........I just finished an egg sandwich myself. It didn't have any chain on it.....just ketchup.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Davetnova
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:32 AM

I had a cheese roll.

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:59 AM

I think that says something about each of us. Sadly they seem to be saying it in some other language.....................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 08:15 AM

Is this like a tire chain or a logging chain? Cuz I don't eat chains, usually.

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 09:32 AM

I like being eaten

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 09:35 AM

ON ILKLA MOOR BA'T T'AT

Thou'll go and get thy death of cold
Then we shall have to bury thee

Then the worms will come and eat thee oop


@displaysong.cfm?SongID=4461

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Conclusion: In t'food chain, worms eat us when we're dead!

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: GUEST,Uncle Rumpo
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 11:33 AM

While I was in the pub I overheard 2 young fellows from the local rugby team
laughing and joking about their recent weekend leisure activities.

They were highly amused and pleased with themselves

for 'spit-roasting' a young lady team supporter of their mutual acquaintance.

Now I know rugby players are not the most civilised members of our community,
but since when has cannibalism become acceptable behaviour
and something to boast about in public !!!???

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Paul Burke
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 03:10 PM

Now honey dear, I know you're goin' to ask
Just where I been since you saw me last.
Well, I been down where the burgers burn,
Yes, I been down on the food chain gang.

That food chain gang is a tough old crew,
The chef is hard, I'm telling you.
He drug me to the cookhouse door
And made me eat a petit four.

Now honey dear, if he's on my case
He's going to boil me a bouillabaisse.
Let's kiss goodbye to the duck a l'orange,
Let me get away from the food chain gang.

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: EBarnacle
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 06:47 PM

Define Top. Mosquitos eat us alive, as do certain other insects--Black flies, anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Don Firth
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:32 PM

I just had a bunch of potato chips with guacamole dip. I think avocados have more to fear from me than I do from them.

At least, I hope so! After all, being wrestled to the ground and devoured by an avocado would be a kind of ridiculous way to go!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Wesley S
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 07:39 PM

On an episode of "Cheers" someone asked Norm how he was doing. His reply was that "It's a dog eat dog world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone shorts".

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 08:22 PM

Nothing has tried to eat me today...

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: frogprince
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 08:29 PM

Didja ever come across the bumper sticker that says "Be nice, eat your honey" ?

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 08:39 PM

I was going to be cremated, but nowadays I feel a bit guilty that nothing's going to eat me after I'm gone!

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 09:48 PM

frogprince, sure it wasn't Bee nice, etc.?**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: JennieG
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 03:15 AM

I have a few chains with dingle-dangles on which I wear when I am trying to look girly. One at a time, of course; I don't want to look like trailer trash.

But I don't eat them, and they don't eat me.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 03:38 AM

Are you a vegetarian? They reportedly taste better.

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Smokey.
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 08:52 PM

"I like being eaten" (JMK)

I quite like being drunk.

Subject: RE: BS: Where are you on the food chain?
From: Davetnova
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 05:47 AM

I've got a friend with some ginger nuts.