BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Apr 10 - 10:08 PM

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Others would take it as a challenge in terms of getting their rocks off.

When I worked for the Wichita U. physical plant as an asst. carpenter, we had a project to build new storage shelves for the Geology dept....for cores and other mineral samples.
One day, an old carpenter with a weird sense of humor was standing in the hall on a break..(probably timed it to watch the girls). Wen someone would ask what was going on in that room, he'd look thoughtful and reply..."Oh, we're just helping these folks get their rocks off.............the floor." I think he pulled that 4-5 times that week.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 20 Apr 10 - 10:21 PM

Damn! How much is a ticket to New Zealand?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Rowan
Date: 20 Apr 10 - 10:39 PM

Kiwi women are world's most promiscuous

It's why NZ is colloquially known as "The Shaky Isles".

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Charley Noble
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 09:41 AM

Ed T-

"How would you rate a promiscuous women on the E-Richter scale"?

Well, the scale runs between zero and nine or so . . . That's a tough one! It's a whole new kettle of kames.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 11:49 AM

& I thought Global Warming was the most recent addition to the cause.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 12:14 PM

To that Mullah, I would say:

"Upper Jurassic!"

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Joe_F
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 06:17 PM

'When Benjamin Franklin invented the lightning rod, the clergy, both in England and America, with the enthusiastic support of George III, condemned it as an impious attempt to defeat the will of God. For, as all right-thinking people were aware, lightning is sent by God to punish impiety or some other grave sin-the virtuous are never struck by lightning. Therefore if God wants to strike any one, Benjamin Franklin ought not to defeat His design; indeed, to do so is helping criminals to escape. But God was equal to the occasion, if we are to believe the eminent Dr. Price, one of the leading divines of Boston. Lightning having been rendered ineffectual by the "iron points invented by the sagacious Dr. Franklin," Massachusetts was shaken by earthquakes, which Dr. Price perceived to be due to God's wrath at the "iron points." In a sermon on the subject he said, "In Boston are more erected than elsewhere in New England, and Boston seems to be more dreadfully shaken. Oh! there is no getting out of the mighty hand of God." Apparently, however, Providence gave up all hope of curing Boston of its wickedness, for, though lightning rods became more and more common, earthquakes in Massachusetts have remained rare. Nevertheless, Dr. Price's point of view, or something very like it, is still held by one of the most influential of living men. When, at one time, there were several bad earthquakes in India, Mahatma Gandhi solemnly warned his compatriots that these disasters had been sent as a punishment for their sins.' -- Bertrand Russell, "An Outline of Intellectual Rubbish"

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 06:18 PM

Russell was a man who knew how to turn a phrase with not too fine a point. Gotta love the guy.


A

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: gnu
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 07:07 PM

Indeed!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 07:33 PM

"Damn! How much is a ticket to New Zealand? "

One way, or return?

:-P

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: GUEST,Jonny Sunshine
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 07:36 PM

This cleric is completely wrong. The primary cause of earthquakes is filthy-minded sexually repressed men.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 21 Apr 10 - 08:46 PM

Johnny Sunshine said:

This cleric is completely wrong. The primary cause of earthquakes is filthy-minded sexually repressed men.

Now you're attacking ME!!! I confidently expect divine retribution from Max, Joe Offer, or some clone or other!

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: GUEST,Mary Brennan
Date: 22 Apr 10 - 08:05 AM

I want to know who decides these things. Does anyone remember that programme on the telly (I think it was Louis Theroux) about that group of Americans who had decided that God was killing Americans in Iraq as punishment for homosexuality? They used to go to funerals and gloat. It was horrible!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 22 Apr 10 - 08:37 AM

Oh no, Foole, you never do it just one way (if you have the chance).

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: bobad
Date: 23 Apr 10 - 09:03 AM

'Boobquake' an answer for Iranian cleric's earthquake claims


American university student Jen McCreight created Boobquake to protest a statement made by an Islamic cleric claiming female immodesty caused earthquakes. Jennifer McCreight/Handout American university student Jen McCreight created Boobquake to protest a statement made by an Islamic cleric claiming female immodesty caused earthquakes.

An Islamic cleric's suggestion that immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes has drawn thousands to join an American student's busty bid to shake up the world -- by revealing cleavage.

Jen McCreight is the creator of Boobquake, an event scheduled for Monday, which has already garnered the support of more than 40,000 people on Facebook.

Ms. McCreight, a 22-year-old attending Purdue University in Indiana, is pushing women to bare their breast cleavage for a day to satirize Islamic cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who recently blamed earthquakes on immodest female clothing.


http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=2939431

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 23 Apr 10 - 10:49 AM

I've just patented a bed with swinging arm dynamic link suspension, heavy duty hydraulic shock absorbers, and limited slip duvet.

No more earthquakes, but the fun goes on!    Luvly Jubbly!

I tell yer Rodney, this time next year we'll be millionaires.

Del Boy.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Apr 10 - 12:20 PM

I have seen ads (years ago)for motels with vibrating beds and mirrored ceilings....I wonder if they still exist?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Promiscuous women cause quakes'
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Apr 10 - 06:55 PM

"Promiscuous women cause premature eruptions"