BS: There are two kinds of people......

Subject: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Wesley S
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 01:38 PM

There are two kinds of people:

Those who will turn down the corner of a page in their book instead of using a bookmark - and those who don't.   

People who get in the express lane at the grocery store with more than ten items and those who wouldn't be caught dead doing it.

Those who tailgate and those who wouldn't think of it.

Those who make lists - and those who don't.

And people who divide the world into "us" and "them" and others who are happy to live and let live.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 01:45 PM

This seems like five kinds of people to me?
But, math was not my best subject in school.
:)

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: gnu
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 01:52 PM

Ahhh... 10 innit?... so far.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: akenaton
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 01:53 PM

I think there may be some sort of hidden message Ed!!

Like, people who agree with me are good....and people who dont are bastards!.......seemples

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 01:53 PM

"maths" was not by best subject either!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: GUEST,Songbob
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 01:58 PM

There are 10 kinds of people in the world -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Bob

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 02:08 PM

"There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't count"

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Wesley S
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 02:22 PM

People that understand Surrealism and those that own bicycles that ride fish...

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Brian May
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 02:28 PM

Guess that makes you one of 'them' then . . . . ;o)

Happy Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: gnu
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 02:58 PM

Ed T... hehehehee... good one!

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: kendall
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 03:09 PM

Actually there are three kinds of people.
Those who make things happen
Those who let things happen
Those who wonder what the hell happened.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Joe_F
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 07:46 PM

Male & female, young & old, Americans & foreigners, Jews & Gentiles, straight & gay, believers & infidels, Republicans & Democrats, rich & poor -- flip a coin! The *important* division of the human race is: me & the rest of you.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 08:07 PM

Some prefer fish chowder
Others like seafood chowder
But, some want no chowder at all
"What's a girl to do?"

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 08:18 PM

There are two types of people:
Those who would never sleep with a man who wears a thong to bed.
And, those who would.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 11:26 PM

"There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't count" Ed T

If it weren't Christmas season, I would add that there are *four* kinds of people in this world: "those who can count, and those who can't count, and those who don't count."

Ugh. I don't mean it. I can't say I've ever met anyone I thought doesn't count.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Dec 10 - 11:32 PM

Wes, thank you, this really is a rare gift.

There are two kinds of people......... and I ain't either one.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 01:44 AM

What I want to know, EdT, is what are they counting?!:-)

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: GUEST,BobD - Arvada
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 02:44 AM

There are 10 kinds of people in the world -- Those who understand binary, and those who don't;
Plus machine language programmers who start counting at zero. ('Course they usually stop at n-1, so I guess it works out.)

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Will Fly
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 06:41 AM

"All the world's queer save thee and me - and I'm not so sure about thee..."

Saying from my part of the world.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: GUEST,Steamin' Willie
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 06:45 AM

Andy Capp, the cartoon strip character in the Daily Mirror when I was a lad, came out (through the wonderful cartoonist Reg Smythe) with some classic one liners, one of my favourites being;

"One half of the world is trying to have fun and the other half are trying to stop them."

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 06:57 AM

I must be the other sort.....

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Wesley S
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 07:03 AM

Christmas is a good time to remember that the things you can count - don't count.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 07:07 AM

Theres two kinds of people in the world, those who play the music and those who face the music.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Dec 10 - 07:53 AM

Wha's like us, gie few, and their a' deid.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Micca
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 04:34 AM

Some are Wise, some are otherwise

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: GUEST,Doc John
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 05:55 AM

Those who rob you with a six gun; and those with a fountain pen.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 12:45 PM

Male and female.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Slag
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 12:46 PM

..., to say the least!

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ed T
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 12:48 PM

There are people who like turkey,
and, there are the turkeys.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 12:59 PM

From the 50s
Just two kinds of people in the world
They are a boy and girl...

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Jeri
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 01:10 PM

Whole buncha in-betweeners.

I think there are sorters and lumpers. Mostly, I'm one or the other, but not always.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ed T
Date: 25 Dec 10 - 01:46 PM

People that have a mate at Christmas, and people that dont.

Here are some tips for the later:
How to find a girlfriend

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 08:59 AM

Christmas is a good time to remember that the things you can count - don't count." "
             ooh I like that!

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Richie Black (misused acct, bad email)
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 09:20 AM

My kind and the other kind that are always wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 09:33 AM

There are those that don't know, and others who are afraid to admit it.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Bob the Postman
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 10:11 AM

. . . and I can't stand either of them.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: gnu
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 01:11 PM

Bob! Hahahahahahaaaaa

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Stringsinger
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 02:26 PM

I think Wesley was referring to two-headed people, a very rare example of the species,
each head given to speaking opposite ideas to the other and a living embodiment of a creature that speaks out of both sides of his/her mouth except in this case heads.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 Dec 10 - 03:21 PM

'...two-headed people, a very rare example of the species,
each head given to speaking opposite ideas to the other and a living embodiment of a creature that speaks out of both sides of his/her mouth except in this case heads."

Kine of like politics.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Yvonne
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 10:14 AM

There are those who give and those who take.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: Mrrzy
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 11:26 AM

Proppers and danglers, with a spectrum in between.

I'm talking, of course, about nude men around a campfire after hot-tubbing. I understand the ones whose relaxed member kinda lies atop their balls which stick out in front of them. I don't get the ones whose dicks hand down in front of their balls which somehow are *not* sticking out in front of them, so how do they (the men, not the peni) walk if their balls are between their legs, anyway?

Sorry, that last is a digression.

And thanks to the person who posted the 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't, love that t-shirt.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 11:42 AM

Them that respect chimps....and them that don't.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: freda underhill
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 02:31 AM

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: GUEST,erbert
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 03:45 AM

2 kinds of people ?

exploiters and exploited

predators and prey

parasites and hosts

all of them and me and mine

backstabbing bastards and cuddly bunnies

the evil power mongers who own the Earth and the subservient meek who were conned into believing they would inherit it

David Cassidy fans or Donny Osmond fans

cat lovers and people who get into beds with clean sheets and no cat shit on the pillows..

etc.. etc..

Subject: RE: BS: There are two kinds of people......
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:35 AM

We are each 2 kinds of people.

The one that harms.

The one that heals.

I try to make the latter the most prevalent. I don't always succeed.

Let me start this next year with full intent to be understanding and kind especially when I disagree with others.