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BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.

Brian May 28 Dec 10 - 05:45 PM
John MacKenzie 28 Dec 10 - 05:42 PM
josepp 28 Dec 10 - 05:40 PM
gnu 28 Dec 10 - 05:20 PM
John MacKenzie 28 Dec 10 - 05:15 PM
Little Hawk 28 Dec 10 - 04:52 PM
Bobert 28 Dec 10 - 04:47 PM
Little Hawk 28 Dec 10 - 04:44 PM
Jeri 28 Dec 10 - 04:34 PM
gnu 28 Dec 10 - 04:27 PM
Dorothy Parshall 28 Dec 10 - 04:19 PM
gnu 28 Dec 10 - 04:16 PM
Little Hawk 28 Dec 10 - 04:11 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: Brian May
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:45 PM

John, are you saying Josepp has to compensate us for his posts????

Ride on . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:42 PM

Yeah josepp, but there is the small matter of compensation :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: josepp
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:40 PM

I never married either. At this stage in my life, I can't see it happening. I'm way too set in my ways to start changing now. The ideal relationship for me is that we don't get married and that she has her place and I have mine. Then if we break up (i.e. when we break up), there's no messy divorce and she has her place and I have mine. The perfect way around all those moronic prenuptials.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:20 PM

LH... "What if for me that special mate is life itself?"

Like I said... too bad, so sad. Quite simple, really.

G... I was unlucky and STUPID. Now I am old and bitter. My problem. Hindsight sucks eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 05:15 PM

Well g, for a man who still bitches about his ex. I find your sentiments at odds with you life experiance. ☺☻


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:52 PM

Ha! Ha! Oh, you are a reckless one...


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:47 PM

I gotta a simpler answer than yers, LH...

...the P-Vine...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:44 PM

LOL! Good lyrics.

gnu - What if for me that special mate is life itself? Does it have to be one single other person? Or is that just a common cultural assumption? I think for some people there is that one special person, but I think for others it doesn't work that way. How many people pursue that cultural dream like the Conquistadors looking for El Dorado...and yet never find it?

By the way, I launched this thread primarly as a humorous aside to the one about why "gays" shouldn't marry...simplified.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: Jeri
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:34 PM

WHY SHOULD I MARRY?
written by Richard Johnson

Why should I marry
When there are bridges, high windows, and rooftops to jump from?
Why should I marry?
When I can drive my car off a cliff?
Don't they have poison and shotguns and hangmen
Too glad to have something to do?
Why should I marry?
I'd rather die quickly than slowly, my dear, with you.

Why should I marry?
Life is hard enough as it is.
Why should I marry?
To be free as a bird in a cage.
I work hard already so why should I feed you, too?
Why should I marry?
I'd rather die quickly than slowly, my dear, with you.

Why should I marry
When there are bridges, high windows, and rooftops to jump from?
Why should I marry?
To be free as a bird in a cage.
Don't they have poison and shotguns and hangmen
Too glad to have something to do?
Why should I marry?
I'd rather die quickly than slowly, my dear, with you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:27 PM

Still... kinda sad that you haven't found that special mate. But, ya never know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:19 PM

You, then, get full points for having the good sense not to do so!


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Subject: RE: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:16 PM

Nobody is saying you should.


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Subject: BS: Why I should not marry, simplified.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Dec 10 - 04:11 PM

I have no desire to and no need to! ;-D


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