Here's a new wrinkle

Subject: Here's a new wrinkle
From: kendall
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 04:48 PM

Re: Payment Notification:

We are writhing to know if it's true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident. He has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7days. Be advised that we
have made all arrangements for you to receive and confirm your funds without anymore stress, and without any further delays.

All we need to confirm now is your been DEAD Or still Alive. Because this
MAN'S message brought shock to our minds. And we just can't proceed with
him until we confirm if this is a reality OR not But if it happened we did not hear from you after 7days, then we say: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE"

Full Name............
Direct Telephone Number..............
Physical Address..
Occupation...............
Country.................
State.............
Sex............
Age...............

YOUR JOY AND SUCCESS REMAINS OUR GOAL.

May the peace of the Lord be with you wherever you may be now.


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Your Faitfully,
Mr


They are WRITHING to know, and they can't spell Faithfully.
LOL

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: Will Fly
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 04:56 PM

Lawdy, Lawdy - is you been dead, bro?

Well, as they said in "Alice In Wonderland", the turtle and the Gryphon were taught REELING and WRITHING - by an old Tortoise (taught us)...

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:29 PM

If I was dead, I wouldn't answer.

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:38 PM

Right on gnu!

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: EBarnacle
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:48 PM

He's welcome to my debts and child support payments.

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: maple_leaf_boy
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:52 PM

If it was me, I'd respond by saying "Yes, I am dead." lol.

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 05:57 PM

"If it was me, I'd respond by saying "Yes, I am dead.""

"... but I am still playing for The Leafs."

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: GUEST,999
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 06:03 PM

"Here's a new wrinkle"

Found one of them on my arse this morning.

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 06:30 PM

Shouldn't you be taking this up with:

Gershon Shapiro ?

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: Smokey.
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 06:39 PM

"Found one of them on my arse this morning."

Ah, I wondered who'd got my copy of "101 Things to Do With a Webcam"..

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: kendall
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 08:16 PM

How about, Deceased, left no forwarding address?

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: Charmion
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 08:21 PM

"Rumours of my decease are wildly exaggerated ...?

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 08:55 PM

My roommate and I are both laughing ourselves sick.

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 09:17 PM

""He is not yet dead
That's what the geezer said
No, he's not yet dead
That man is off his head

He is not yet dead
So put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart
because he's not yet dead.""

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Apr 11 - 09:20 PM

"BRRING OUT YER DEAD! BRRING OUT YER DEAD!"

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: kendall
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 08:21 AM

I don't want to go on the cart.

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:02 AM

I like 'Physical Address'. As opposed to Spiritual Address? (The Nook, Paradise Way, Heaven,)

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:20 AM

Look, for a fiver, one little knock on the head ....

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: Becca72
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:53 AM

After receiving multiple communications for his mother who passed away many years ago, my B-I-L finally sent one back ( I believe it was AARP) with the "Address" field filled in with the "Forest City Cemetery" and "best time to contact" listed as "prior to January 1980", which is when she died. LOL

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: kendall
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 11:34 AM

Problem is, no one reads the answers, all they want is confirmation that your e mail address is valid.

Subject: RE: Here's a new wrinkle
From: Ed T
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 08:16 PM

No time travel allowed in China