Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 05:52 AM

10.00am.

All the school kids log on, and everything slows down.

I've had no problems using Mudcat. PC running Windows XP and Firefox.

Don T.

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: EBarnacle
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 09:55 AM

XP with IE. A few minutes ago, I stopped in the middle of a post and the system entered it. When I went to reopen the thread, it took a long time but accepted the reopening. Everything seems normal now.

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Oct 11 - 01:59 PM

Just go the "taken off line" message, but a couple of minutes and I was able to get in, no problem.

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: Allan C.
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 05:58 AM

Weird event: I was reading a thread (using Firefox, BTW,) and hit the Back arrow to return to the list of threads - a split second later I found myself in a thread to which I posted a few days ago. I know I haven't yet had my second cup of coffee yet, so I don't know whether it was me or a Mudcat gremlin. The thread I was transported to was the one at the top of my tracer.

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:26 AM

Are you still testing, Max?

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: maeve
Date: 26 Oct 11 - 09:53 AM

Using Broadband, usually very fast connection, with Firefox - Verrry slow today on top of scattered delays in the last couple or three weeks. No discernible delay on other sites.

No complaints from me, Max. Live your life and do what you need to do.

Thanks,

Maeve

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 12:34 AM

Hi, Max-
Several people who subscribe to the daily e-mail digest, say they haven't received the digest for several weeks. I checked their memberships, and assure them they are properly signed up for the digest and should get it when it starts working again.
I directed them to our messages by day as a substitute, and some liked that feature a lot.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 11:09 AM

I'd forgotten about that - I haven't received that digest for a while either.

SRS

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 11:14 AM

I signed up for it a few days back and have so far seen zip. fyi

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 01:01 PM

Here's the thing.....Sometimes the joint is fast and sometimes it is slow. Next case! And I have a great case to bring to all the aging folks here at Mudcat which is damn near everyone. Since Max has gathered a crowd here, let me advertise just a bit.............

Have you noticed that as you age your defecation times can sometimes also be a part of your sleep cycle? If this is happening to you, I would suggest the latest Senior Citizen aid right along with those weird ass bath tubs with doors. The OSHA approved and AARP recommended "LCR" (Lap Crap Restraint), often called the Lapper Crapper, can prevent a rude awakening on the bathroom floor. Get the model with the optional shoulder restraint.

Cletus' company, Crappers on Casters, has installed them in all of their portapotties with excellent results. They often have to set up their units on very unlevel ground and the belts have served them well. No more complaints from people being thrown out the door during a good healthy shit simply because they released their grip on the wall bar.   At a very small Herman Cain rally in Ansted, West Virginia, one particularly rotund lady with a large firebox fell asleep reading his book and actually did a complete somersault as she crashed through the door. She then slid down the hill face first with her ass bouncing high in the air...... quite a sight ...... scared the hell out of two kids playing hopscotch on the shuffleboard court at the foot of the hill.

I also have taken over manufacturing and distribution rights for the product and hope to soon have an updated Blue Ribbon model with an added airbag feature. We had great success with the Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner and the Gordon Bok Fan and we expect this to go even better. We have installed these in every room at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed.....except for the "Elvis" and "Lenny Bruce" suites where you are free to wind up in a deceased state on the bathroom floor with your ass hanging out.

This device is now available from Fly-By-Night Industries, one of America's Foremost Manufacturers. We have been manufacturing Foremost for years and now also have the new and larger Fivemost available. All of our products come with a money back guarantee. Simply return the unused portion of the product and we will return the unused portion of your money.



Spaw

Subject: RE: Tech: Max is Testing (maybe you can help)
From: GUEST,999
Date: 27 Oct 11 - 02:13 PM

She chose NOT to purchase the shoulder restraint. Word to the wise.